- Feb 1, 2005
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I know you're all wondering how things have been with me since the January window so here's a quick round-up.
The doctor told my wife to introduce more greens to her diet. The silly cow has now filled the cupboards up with mint Aeros.
And that's about it really. Unless you include the malicious rumours that were doing the rounds saying that the fashion guru who designed the G-string had the idea after seeing Mrs A&C in a normal bikini.
Seeing as there's been some EyeTeeKay I might as well round that up for you as well. I suppose. Sigh.
First up yesterday was The Goat. Loves a snippett…..
Interesting stuff, to which The Journalist added…The Goat hears a few snippets, some of which we already knew or is pretty obvious but nevetheless, here it is.
Tim and Levy are barely speaking. He won't be our manager next season.
The dressing room is very unhappy and some players have been frozen out entirely for reasons they don't understand.
Ade is off to Monaco at the end of the season.
We've had an approach from PSG for Lloris. No idea what our response has been.
Verts wants out. Don't know if we've had any offers for him though.
And that was it.The Journalist said:I totally ackowedge what the goat has said. To say there is unrest at the cub is an understatement. Many pleyers have questioned the clubs direction and a number of players have made noises about wanting out. Lloris wants out for a start and a number of players will follow
Oh and finally....
Last night Mrs A&C went through my mobile phone without me knowing
"Who the hell is Debbie?" she asked.
As my mind raced, I suddenly realised that If I told her the truth then she would probably leave me.
"Debbie?" I said, sipping on a glass of wine. "She's just some fit bird who I fucked on Steve's stag do."
Thatshallot.
Oh and have you donated yet? I don't do all this out of love you know. ****s.