- Feb 1, 2005
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Seeing as people are persisting in talking formations, the merits of Danny Rose or whoever, dreaming up targets, all of which has room elsewhere on SC and none of which has anything to do with ITK, well seeing as all that's going on and seeing as repeated requests to keep this thread at least vaguely on topic are being ignored…..Today we introduce a new game.
Give a big warm SC welcome to…….
The Eye!
Yes, the eye! The game where there's only one winner and i'm left laughing my cock off!
Take the thread off topic and you get the eye . I will quote the offending post with The Eye to notify you.
Get a second eye and you're out. Eye, Eye! Out you say? Yes I say. But…but….for how long?
Well here's the fun part. (It's fun for me anyway) A draw will be made on your behalf by me, (no independant adjudicators here, oh no) and whatever comes out of the hat will be your sentence.
You can win
A 24hr ban
A 48hr ban
A one week ban
And our Jackpot prize…….A Ban for the rest of the window!
So remember! One eye is your warning
Two eyes and you're out!
The Rules: You have to be a **** to play, so that pretty much covers everyone. Winners are not notified of their prize. Sending me a PM asking will double your winnings. Wearing a bright yellow silk mankini does not grant immunity. Having a busty 20 year old sister might. If she bangs like a shit-house door.
FAQ
Can I buy myself out of a ban with a donation?
No. But if we raise £100 in donations today, I will remove the jackpot from the game.
Who decides if I get 'The Eye'
A committee made up of extremely well hung and very sadistic perverts. In other words, me.
Someone else took the thread off topic and I replied to that post, can I get The Eye?
Damn straight, you're feeding, actively participating in and assisting the spam
A&C, you're one sexy bastard, will you sleep with my wife?
Thank you but no, your mums better looking. Despite the beard.
I've been given 'The Eye' and think its unfair, can I appeal?
No
I've received 'The Eye' twice and want to know what my prize is, can I send you a PM?
See this is your problem, you don't bother reading the rules, it's been explained there. Reet.
Have you got a message for anyone getting 'The Eye' twice?
Yes! Play this for an insight into what i'm doing as I pull your plug
(Cut & Paste this into youtube) 1iHkqgKMBDc