- Feb 1, 2005
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Hand in my Pocket
I'm short but I'm happy
I'm bald but I'm kind
I'm different but I'm wealthy, yeah
I'm sick but I'm sexy
I'm a gimp but I'm so well hung
I'm confused but I'm hopeful baby
What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine
'cause I've got one hand on my pochett
And the other one is talking to Frank de Boer
I want 4th when I'm sober
Coz i'm a dwarf I just don't get laid
Another one fired but it ain't my fault, yeah
I care but I'm restless
I'm here but I'm really gone
Be careful what you wish for
I have bastard sons on SC baby
What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be quite alright
'cause I've got one hand on my pochett
And the other one is flicking a V-sign
And what it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
'cause I've got one hand on my pochett
And the other one is giving the wanker sign
I hire and I sack them
I don't spend coz i'm wise
I'm hard but I'm friendly baby
I'm bad and I'm laughing
I'm tight and I'm chickenshit
I'm bald but I'm pretty baby
And what it all boils down to
Is that no one's really got me figured out just yet
'cause I've got one hand on my pochett
And the other one is calling Rafa Benitez
And what it all comes down to my friends
Is that everything's just fine fine fine
'cause I've got one hand on my pochett
And the other one is holding his P45
[Harmonica solo, played by A&C, naked except for a pith helmet and white knee high socks]