The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - THE NASTY EDITION 26th June 2013

[WiganSpur]

I've got a horrible feeling we're going to miss out on Paulinho

 

[GioW]

Let's hope Anchelotti isn't watching eh.

 

[Parkie]

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Hard to see the quotes about Bale being helpful to us.

Kept United and PSG out of the mix...
Allows Levy to be a hero by standing up to them...
...besides, I've seen precisely four tons of bugger all come out of the arrangement otherwise!

 

[cabinfever]

Shit, he's scored!!

 

[Sum Monsterism]

Wrong thread boys

 

[Parkie]

But we still have to wait to next week to complete thanks to Confederations Cup?

Can't register them until 1st July anyway. Probably want the new shirt to hold up too. Need to get them to the UK as well for the medical (I assume) and to see the facilities - wouldn't surprise me if it takes that long anyway.

 

[PhilosoSPUR]

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Kept United and PSG out of the mix...
Allows Levy to be a hero by standing up to them...
...besides, I've seen precisely four tons of bugger all come out of the arrangement otherwise!

Yeah but I don't think it's as cozy/intetesting as that. I think it's actually kind of technical and not that useful. But I don't really know.

 

[Mouse!]

Desperate for an ITK of some sort to tell us that Paulinho is ours. The longer Brazil stay in this tournament, the more shit I have to wash out of my pants.

 

[Parkie]

Yeah but I don't think it's as cozy/intetesting as that. I think it's actually kind of technical and not that useful. But I don't really know.

Quick SC test:
I give you a pint glass.
I put a half pint of water into it.
Comment on the contents of the glass.

A) Half full
B) Half empty
C) I ordered a fucking beer!
D) Dwarf... Gimp-mask... Dildo... Backscuttling...

 

[carpediem991]

If he scores in the final as well I think we are really fucked...

sorry wrong thread. Hoping for some positive ITK!

 

[MyNameIsNicolaBerti]

Desperate for an ITK of some sort to tell us that Paulinho is ours. The longer Brazil stay in this tournament, the more shit I have to wash out of my pants.

You've just reminded me I was going to go downstairs for a lion bar!

Thanks.

 

[Spurs Lodge Kittens]

On the flip side, fuck you Paulinho for delaying your move!

He'd have to hang around for the 3/4 playoff in any case. But if you meant delay it by a day then fair enough

 

[Spurger King]

Quick SC test:
I give you a pint glass.
I put a half pint of water into it.
Comment on the contents of the glass.

A) Half full
B) Half empty
C) I ordered a fucking beer!
D) Dwarf... Gimp-mask... Dildo... Backscuttling...

E) it's always full, just that sometimes the air filling the glass is displaced by liquid.

 

[worcestersauce]

Desperate for an ITK of some sort to tell us that Paulinho is ours. The longer Brazil stay in this tournament, the more shit I have to wash out of my pants.

Just wear someone elses.
Surely the ITK we've had on Paulinho is positive its rumours and stories from outside that are negative so if anyone wants some ITK to settle their nerves just read through the RO's,

 

[Ghost Hardware]

I just hope we are actually in for Bernard, a wonderful talent and anyone who has watched any of his previous matches for AM will know this isn't a one off. I really hope all this talk about our interest being ended is just talk for the press and in reality wheels are turning behind the scenes on this one as we don't want to get burnt again by Chelsea or the like. Worth up to £20mil in my mind considering the market and maybe a little more. Will be a superstar.

 

[YiddoInPoland]

wpd cant remeber the rest of his name soz said paulinho was ours already in the player thread, not sure if that is itk or not

 

[Parkie]

E) it's always full, just that sometimes the air filling the glass is displaced by liquid.

Went with "Winner".


Looked for "smart arse".

 

[JAYSTAR]

Chelsea's 3 amigos are 1 x Brazilian (Oscar), 1x Belgian (hazard) and 1 x Spanish (mata). If we're replicating it, it's villa, paulinho and a Belgian. Benteke fits the trio but welcome to hear of other Belgians we may be getting. Poirot?

Edit: bad could be Benteke and Damiao. Probably ticks every combination.

Edit mk 2: just seen the goats confirmation. I'm talking shit as usual, great. ****

That completely creased me up mate - thanks for the hysterical laughter I just enjoyed...

I'm crying now that was so funny.

 

[Nanky_1988]

Has anybody worked out the goats cryptic about the 3 Amigos yet?

 

[arunspurs]

As much as deluded he is , what did Lawrenson mean by on Paulinho - 'Tottenham have had a lucky escape..'