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The Lads are back in Pre -Season Training

Dibby

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Sep 3, 2006
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Actually, this just in........ Berbs, Keane, Lennon and a few others have all been sold.

The club have in fact been cloning Steed:

pst3july420hcp3.jpg

:)
They kept Dawson, Rocha and Gardner because nobody would buy them.....

:lol:

Their cloning process seems flawed, however.

Some of the Steed clones have coloured legs. :)
 

Kyras

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Feb 2, 2005
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pst3july420h.jpg


Doubt it's photoshopped as Berba's got his gay short thing going on.

Where's THudd?
 

MattyP

Advises to have a beer & sleep with prostitutes
May 14, 2007
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Where's THudd?

Still shagging that bint from last year's big brother - Ramos has decided he is fit enough to miss the start of pre-season training.
 

shakus

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Dec 14, 2005
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Actually, this just in........ Berbs, Keane, Lennon and a few others have all been sold.

The club have in fact been cloning Steed:

pst3july420hcp3.jpg

:)
They kept Dawson, Rocha and Gardner because nobody would buy them.....

We'd have to be renamed Tottenham HotSteed or something, I bet team selections would still be headache
 

Chimbo!

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Jan 7, 2007
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Still shagging that bint from last year's big brother - Ramos has decided he is fit enough to miss the start of pre-season training.

Probs banned from training for downing a bottle of ketchup, judging by how much he loves the stuff!
 

spurs4europe

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Oct 11, 2004
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can't believe ledley has began pre season training with the squad and theres no mention of it. Just imagine an injury free Woody -King partnership?!

that's all we want: the club to go all out and say that he's back and then he gets injured or something (god forbid!!)

they'll probably keep it low key until they're sure there's been no reaction from preseason training
 

Rupstoh

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Jul 29, 2006
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It would appear that this will be a short video diary of training taking place, so watch this space.

:grin:
 

mil1lion

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May 7, 2004
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Source: Official Site

First team coach Marcos Alvarez gives us the inside track on this summer's pre-season training programme with a diary running until the big kick-off in August.

Marcos will tell us what's going on with regular updates explaining the gradual increase in training levels as our Premier League opener at Middlesbrough on August 16 approaches.

Day 1, July 3

"THE FIRST day back is the introduction to the new season and we are just looking for a light session to get back into training," reported Marcos.

"The great thing for us is that the players have been away for 50 days but they have all returned in good shape. It's important because if they came back out if shape, we would have to change the training.

"We stay together as a big group. If we had players with different states of fitness we would have to split the group but we can all train together and give all the players the same work.

"We will increase the pace of training on Friday and after that we have fitness and medical tests, dividing the group into two. The fitness tests include speed tests and jump tests. Then on Sunday, we'll start to train harder.
 

steadster

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watch the video on the site it shows all the players and berba looking uphappy i.e. sulking
 

mil1lion

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watch the video on the site it shows all the players and berba looking uphappy i.e. sulking

Reminds me of when i had to return to school after the summer holidays. Always seemed to return with a new haircut aswell for some reason. I've seen a few of the players have done likewise.
 

Locotoro

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Reminds me of when i had to return to school after the summer holidays. Always seemed to return with a new haircut aswell for some reason. I've seen a few of the players have done likewise.

...and nose jobs judging by AllSeeingEye's pictures
 

InOffMeLeftShin

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Jan 14, 2004
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watch the video on the site it shows all the players and berba looking uphappy i.e. sulking

Thats just his face! Mind you if I flew in the night before, arrived at the club in the morning the next day and told 'Today we will be running' I'd be pretty miserable too.
 
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