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Ionman34

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After trawling through reams of threads looking for who to blame, what went wrong, what heads to roll and just generally copious amounts of thrashing around with a Kalshnikov and an endless supply of bullets, I thought I'd try to think 'outside of the box' for the reason, or reasons, why we find ourselves in such turmoil at the moment.

Then it struck me, I've noted that there seems to be a direct (sort of) correlation between the successes of the England team and the Spurs team.

When I say the England team, I of course mean the English Cricket team.

Anyone ever noticed that when England do well, Spurs do well? I could endeavour to back this observation up with direct score comparisons and statistical information but, to be honest, I can't be arsed and I'm really only having a giggle here anyway.

In a nutshell, I'm outting the blame squarely at the door of Andy Flower. Losing the Ashes to, let's face it, a pretty ordinary Australia, costing AVB his job, setting the club on a downward spiral and casting the fans into a pit of despair.

****.
 

bern

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You do know you are about to be pelted with sarcasm etc from now on?
 

Ionman34

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You do know you are about to be pelted with sarcasm etc from now on?
Mate, with the tosh I've been reading on here do you really think I'll take any of it to heart?

Everyone has a pet theory on why the wheels have fallen off somewhat, most are pretty blinkered, some completely out there, others probably closer to the truth than we know.

End of the day I was taking the piss, you honestly think I'm serious here?
 

Ionman34

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Pretty ordinary Australian team hahahahahahahaha

Having lived in Oz for the last 8 years I can tell you that even the Aussies think they're ordinary. I think it wad 8 tests on the spin they lost.

I'll bow to your superior knowledge of test cricket though..........

Being Irish and all that. ;o)
 

SugarRay

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Jul 6, 2011
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Me. On season ticket waiting list for 7 years.

Got it at the last minute this season, my first home game was Chelsea. Since then we have won one home game, against Hull, one I couldn't attend!

Sorry everyone.
 

Spurz

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Currently : Pro AVB - Levy, Sherwood, the press, the fans, Ade, gel not sticky
Anti AVB - AVB, pro AVB supporters, boring football, Dawson
Pro Levy - AVB, the press, the fans, anti-football tactics
Anti Levy - Levy, the fans, rich owners of other clubs, conspiracy theories
Others - all of the above and the devil
 

beats1

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Personally I believe Alastair Cook is the guy to lead us out of trouble, they didnt get AVB's tactics but he could get in their heads and play mind games with the other team:whistle:
Wtf is this shit doing in spurs chat?

LOL CRICKET
Shut up, they will never notice
 

robbiedee

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Jul 6, 2012
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Me. On season ticket waiting list for 7 years.

Got it at the last minute this season, my first home game was Chelsea. Since then we have won one home game, against Hull, one I couldn't attend!

Sorry everyone.

I will never forgive you!

:whistle:
 

Ionman34

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Jun 1, 2011
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LOL CRICKET ANALOGIES

GTFO
Lighten up Omar.

There has been a mass of negativity on here so I put up a thread for a bit of a laugh.

Jesus, for someone who usually puts up some pretty funny shit, I'd have expected you to see this.

Get the knot out of your knickers buddy, the chafing has you all tetchy.
 

Marcus_spur

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Currently : Pro AVB - Levy, Sherwood, the press, the fans, Ade, gel not sticky
Anti AVB - AVB, pro AVB supporters, boring football, Dawson
Pro Levy - AVB, the press, the fans, anti-football tactics
Anti Levy - Levy, the fans, rich owners of other clubs, conspiracy theories
Others - all of the above and the devil

Goat.
 
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