This was my favourite. I remember boasting to my mates about how The Octopus, Johnny Two Saints and the Beckham re-gen, David Bentley, were gonna take the league by storm.Got to be when we beat Roma 5-0. Optimism was high for the season after that, and with the league cup win the season before.
Then we had the 2 points from 8 games...
Was you on duty at the time?The pre-season we signed klinsmann. We played Watford away in a friendly for his debut and on the way there, we got talking to a group of women on the train, one of whom told us about a 3’s-up she had with Gazza and Paul Stewart.
Weirdly, a little later on, she got her boobs out and said ‘See’. I said ‘See what’? She said ‘See, I told you I had a threesome with Gazza & Stewart’. I had no idea how showing me her tits was proof that she had a threesome with 2 Spurs players a few years earlier, but I wasn’t going to argue with her train of thought. I think alcohol may have played a part to be fair…
So yeah, that’s my favourite pre-season. 1994. Boobies.