What Our Opponents' Fans Are Saying About Us 23/24

[Kirito]

Not technically about us but something from the Fulham fans

 

[IfiHadTheWings]

Not technically about us but something from the Fulham fans

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Nice to see @dontcallme is posting on the Fulham forums

 

[IfiHadTheWings]

Under multiple accounts might i add.

 

[dontcallme]

Under multiple accounts might i add.

Got to keep the Qataris off my trail as much as possible.

 

[IfiHadTheWings]

Got to keep the Qataris off my trail as much as possible.

International man of mystery.

pretty much Austin Powers without the hair.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

It would appear Fulham don’t have many friends

They're such vanilla fans though, I know a few and they're passionate about football but they don't get riled up or energetic about it like most clubs fans.

Do they even have a rival? Is their rival a croquet lawn or bowls team or something?

 

[Timbo Tottenham]

They're such vanilla fans though, I know a few and they're passionate about football but they don't get riled up or energetic about it like most clubs fans.

Do they even have a rival? Is their rival a croquet lawn or bowls team or something?

Chelsea.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Chelsea.

Do they know that?

 

[Locotoro]

Agbonlahor is a classic example of ex-pro pundits exaggerating their own careers after the fact and manipulating history. Him, Barton, Sturridge, Walters, O'Hara, even Jenas. All had good careers but were decent players at best. The way Micah Richards talks about his career you'd think he was the original Van Dijk.

Like them or hate them, the likes of Keane, Wright, Lineker, Shearer etc at least reached the top level and deserve a bit of respect.

But to be fair, there are many pundits who were average at best as players but really good pundits (Robbie mustoe, Stephen Warnock etc)

 

[mil1lion]

Do they know that?

Yeah they do get up for that derby. I seen one fan really mad once

 

[SuperLuka]

It's deliberate to have people with controversial views on punditry. They're not going to just have all smart people with sensible opinions. They want people talking and tuning in. It's just like with Talk sport. Hell even this thread is largely about how crazy some of the opinions are of opposition fans.

I must be in the minority. This is precisely why I don't watch it and haven't done for quite a few years now.

 

[DJS]

Not technically about us but something from the Fulham fans

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Short fat meatball!

 

[gavspur]

Short fat meatball!

I was unaware of a tall skinny meatball, to be honest. I mean, that’s just a sausage, right?

 

[Dakes]

Lock this thread

 

[Marauder]

Yep, right here

 

[riggi]

 

[Jgplk1]

I couldn't find anything from Luton on ProBoards, will have a look for some others later.

KUMB

• We need 3 points and ive got a feeling we can get them
• Took nearly 48 hours after the Newcastle game for someone to start one!
  Our cup final though, lads
• Thought we were incredibly fortunate to get 3 points earlier in the season. If they rock up with a high line I think we’ll have a lot of joy but equally, the pressure they put on defences will cause us problems.
  Can honestly see another 4-3 here to somebody.
• If we can do the double on them this season, I will be over the moon.
  VAR, Moyes in / out, Phillips, January window, watery beer at the LS etc will ALL be forgotten if we can claim 6 points off these.
  Do I think we will ? Not sure.
  What I do think is if we were to go 3-1 up in this game, we will go for a 4th and a 5th
  If Alvarez was available, I’d be more confident but anything can happen in these games.
  Cant wait.
• It will be at the same time than an actual Cup SF at home for me. I'll keep an eye on how I goes for you, hoping we'll all have what to celebrate tomorrow night.
  COYI
• I'm still not over the defeat on Saturday, so only three points against Tottenham will do here.
• We’ll be ahead and playing pretty well, only for Moyes to shut up shop again which leads to us conceding.
• I literally can't muster any enthusiasm for this after all our recent VAR controversies.
  Crazy days but I think our league season is as good as over.
  f*** football. I might join my partner in taking up crochet instead.
• 3-1 to spurs - we will give it a game for a bit - both teams strength is their attack but our defence is just worse. Would think both teams to score is a banker bet.
• Fancy another dodgy penalty against. How many penalties have we conceded this season? Must be a record in the premier league era.
• they're a much more attacking team with better defenders while we're a passive team with a better front four. they say attack wins you games and defence wins you trophies. i'd be quite happy just to win the game.
  quietly fancy us.

 

[Jgplk1]

KUMB

• Always my favourite home game of the season.
  Although 8 15 ko not my preferred time
  1-3 is my prediction
• I can see either team getting smashed, if we turn up and they don't they will be calling for the Aussies head on a stick . Same if the rolls are reversed.
• It's definitely not Phillips. I hope he never plays for us again. Liability
• If we sent both Moyes and Phillips on gardening leave we could have a chance
• Easily the least important game of the next six.
• Not for me

• Easily the least important game of the next six.

  Said no West Ham fan. Ever.
• A mostly artificial rivalry which mainly exists in their tiny minds.

• they're a much more attacking team with better defenders while we're a passive team with a better front four. they say attack wins you games and defence wins you trophies. i'd be quite happy just to win the game.
  
  quietly fancy us.

  Do we have a better front four? We certainly don't have better depth.
  Son, Richarlison, Maddison, Kulusevski. Then they also have Werner, Johnson and Solomon.
  When we sub off any of our front four what have we got?
• even many of the wretches on their sordid little forum are begrudgingly admitting that our front 4 is better.
• There's three main possibilities.
  Spurs play great and wipe the floor with us.
  Moyes goes into defensive mode & we lose a drab game.
  We play great & lose because of dodgy Ref/VAR decisions.
  Either way, I just can't be bothered with this game at the moment.
  Good luck to all of you lot going to the game. I might go cycling
• Rare outing with my son to the bowl for this one. Looking forward to it. Be good to mug them off again ⚒
• How can you not be up for this game ? Yes Saturday was depressing but that's football and now we play our biggest rival currently
• We have much bigger fish to fry than this one, this time.
  Still, it'll be a cup final for them for a number of reasons.
• I have an uneasy feeling about this one.
  Maddison returning to fitness is not good for us in a match where our only bespoke DM is suspended.
  The centre of our defence is leaky and low on form and, sorry to say this, but I think Fabianski behind them will erode further their confidence.
  It's a question of can we outscore our visitors? A clean sheet would, for me, be a miracle, given the way we've played recently
• I really hope Mikes up for this and gives Van der ven and the animal Romero a battering. He's a walking red card and with Iron Mike all over him there's a good chance he'll walk
• We have no chance if a clean sheet but with their high line we have a chance !
• West Ham 1-4 Spurs.
  ...grats to them on their cup final win
• Couldn’t care less about the upcoming f*** ing German game at the moment go all guns blazing against these c****
  3-1
• Not feeling massively confident, in theory at least Postecoglu football should give Moyes lots to work with.
  Going to be loads of room for Bowen and Kudus with our full backs high, so it will likely come down to who wins the midfield

 

[whitechina]

KUMB

• Always my favourite home game of the season.
  Although 8 15 ko not my preferred time
  1-3 is my prediction
• I can see either team getting smashed, if we turn up and they don't they will be calling for the Aussies head on a stick . Same if the rolls are reversed.
• It's definitely not Phillips. I hope he never plays for us again. Liability
• If we sent both Moyes and Phillips on gardening leave we could have a chance
• Easily the least important game of the next six.
• Not for me
• 
  Said no West Ham fan. Ever.
• A mostly artificial rivalry which mainly exists in their tiny minds.
• 
  Do we have a better front four? We certainly don't have better depth.
  Son, Richarlison, Maddison, Kulusevski. Then they also have Werner, Johnson and Solomon.
  When we sub off any of our front four what have we got?
• even many of the wretches on their sordid little forum are begrudgingly admitting that our front 4 is better.
• There's three main possibilities.
  Spurs play great and wipe the floor with us.
  Moyes goes into defensive mode & we lose a drab game.
  We play great & lose because of dodgy Ref/VAR decisions.
  Either way, I just can't be bothered with this game at the moment.
  Good luck to all of you lot going to the game. I might go cycling
• Rare outing with my son to the bowl for this one. Looking forward to it. Be good to mug them off again ⚒
• How can you not be up for this game ? Yes Saturday was depressing but that's football and now we play our biggest rival currently
• We have much bigger fish to fry than this one, this time.
  Still, it'll be a cup final for them for a number of reasons.
• I have an uneasy feeling about this one.
  Maddison returning to fitness is not good for us in a match where our only bespoke DM is suspended.
  The centre of our defence is leaky and low on form and, sorry to say this, but I think Fabianski behind them will erode further their confidence.
  It's a question of can we outscore our visitors? A clean sheet would, for me, be a miracle, given the way we've played recently
• I really hope Mikes up for this and gives Van der ven and the animal Romero a battering. He's a walking red card and with Iron Mike all over him there's a good chance he'll walk
• We have no chance if a clean sheet but with their high line we have a chance !
• West Ham 1-4 Spurs.
  ...grats to them on their cup final win
• Couldn’t care less about the upcoming f*** ing German game at the moment go all guns blazing against these c****
  3-1
• Not feeling massively confident, in theory at least Postecoglu football should give Moyes lots to work with.
  Going to be loads of room for Bowen and Kudus with our full backs high, so it will likely come down to who wins the midfield

Them saying it's our Cup Final~ WTF
I couldn't give a toss about them. The only thing I want from this game is 3 points. Spurs, please turn up and smash em by more than 2 clear goals to go above Villa

 

[TheChosenOne]

KUMB

• Always my favourite home game of the season.
  Although 8 15 ko not my preferred time
  1-3 is my prediction
• I can see either team getting smashed, if we turn up and they don't they will be calling for the Aussies head on a stick . Same if the rolls are reversed.
• It's definitely not Phillips. I hope he never plays for us again. Liability
• If we sent both Moyes and Phillips on gardening leave we could have a chance
• Easily the least important game of the next six.
• Not for me
• 
  Said no West Ham fan. Ever.
• A mostly artificial rivalry which mainly exists in their tiny minds.
• 
  Do we have a better front four? We certainly don't have better depth.
  Son, Richarlison, Maddison, Kulusevski. Then they also have Werner, Johnson and Solomon.
  When we sub off any of our front four what have we got?
• even many of the wretches on their sordid little forum are begrudgingly admitting that our front 4 is better.
• There's three main possibilities.
  Spurs play great and wipe the floor with us.
  Moyes goes into defensive mode & we lose a drab game.
  We play great & lose because of dodgy Ref/VAR decisions.
  Either way, I just can't be bothered with this game at the moment.
  Good luck to all of you lot going to the game. I might go cycling
• Rare outing with my son to the bowl for this one. Looking forward to it. Be good to mug them off again ⚒
• How can you not be up for this game ? Yes Saturday was depressing but that's football and now we play our biggest rival currently
• We have much bigger fish to fry than this one, this time.
  Still, it'll be a cup final for them for a number of reasons.
• I have an uneasy feeling about this one.
  Maddison returning to fitness is not good for us in a match where our only bespoke DM is suspended.
  The centre of our defence is leaky and low on form and, sorry to say this, but I think Fabianski behind them will erode further their confidence.
  It's a question of can we outscore our visitors? A clean sheet would, for me, be a miracle, given the way we've played recently
• I really hope Mikes up for this and gives Van der ven and the animal Romero a battering. He's a walking red card and with Iron Mike all over him there's a good chance he'll walk
• We have no chance if a clean sheet but with their high line we have a chance !
• West Ham 1-4 Spurs.
  ...grats to them on their cup final win
• Couldn’t care less about the upcoming f*** ing German game at the moment go all guns blazing against these c****
  3-1
• Not feeling massively confident, in theory at least Postecoglu football should give Moyes lots to work with.
  Going to be loads of room for Bowen and Kudus with our full backs high, so it will likely come down to who wins the midfield

It’s mostly delusion and outrageous mistruths.