What Our Opponents' Fans Are Saying About Us 23/24

[Jgplk1]

Red Cafe

• I will never get used to not seeing Kane in the line up
• What a great goal from Spurs. Brilliant football.
• Kulusevski is a really really good football player
  Edit: What a pass from Sarr
• Spurs look more fluid without Kane even with Richarlison being mostly useless
• Well worked goal
• How has Ange got them playing like this already while we have been dogshite to watch for the best part of 10-12 years? FFS, we are actually cursed
• Bissouma most improved player in the league?
• That midfield 3 is just ridiculous. How much are Sarr and Bissouma going to be worth by the end of the season?
• Maddison is a far better player than Mount. If we were gonna play Mount the way we are, we should've bought Maddison instead.
• Commentator on my stream just related a story told by Richarlison that he used to walk 18kms bare foot to football practice as a kid. Who believes this shite? The guy won't even track back
• spurs midfield three looks more balanced than ours despite costing a fraction of what we have spent and the players probably on a quarter of the wages
• Maddison looking a lot like the exciting player from a while back.
• Romero is such a nasty ****
• That bit of play from Maddison was quality
• We should’ve signed Maddison and Amrabat. Exactly the two types of players we needed
• Postecoglu needs a front 3. His front 3 don’t suit his tactics at all but he’s somehow got them playing okay.
  None of them are scoring though, it’s all their midfield and defence who have scored.
• Spurs are terrible, Bournemouth doesn't deserve to be down.
• They cant get close to Maddison
• It also took Sarr and Bissouma two different coaches and more than a season to settle in the first team
• Can't shake the feeling that Maddison is a complete dick. Even the way he celebrates screams 'nob' and he walks with the swagger of someone getting a blow job on his way to receive an Oscar.
• Spurs don't seem to get caught out as much as I thought they might with a back four and fullbacks who are naturally wingbacks.
  Having Sarr and Bissouma as the holding midfielders must help with this, but then you see them get so far forward/playing high up the pitch. Really weird/annoyingly effective from what I've seen so far this season.
• What the hell happened to Spurs? They are playing some good football
• Udogie is very good
• remember the days when we used to score goals like that?
• Spurs this season's Arsenal.
• Spurs will get hammered playing like they do against the top sides, but they might make top 6 if they are lucky
• If Spurs add a striker and another right winger they would only need a back up centre back and they really will have a decent squad
• Spurs look like they can go up another level as well. Comfortable win.
• Spurs have made significant progress football wise in just a couple of months under Ange.

 

[PCozzie]

Red Cafe

• ....and he walks with the swagger of someone getting a blow job on his way to receive an Oscar.

Haha, might steal that.

 

[vegassd]

Red Cafe

• Can't shake the feeling that Maddison is a complete dick. Even the way he celebrates screams 'nob' and he walks with the swagger of someone getting a blow job on his way to receive an Oscar.

 

[Hotspur_Hero]

It's hilarious to me how confident all our opposing fans are that we will ship goals when we play a "good" team. We've played two teams that will be aiming for Europe and we've only given up a dodgy pen and a fluky OG in 3 matches.

 

[Fidget]

‘could get walloped by the batter teams’ like Grimsby?

 

[Qualsonic]

Haha, might steal that.

Nah, it doesn't work - you can't swagger whilst receiving a blowjob, unless you're pushing the girl (?) in a trolley or something.

 

[Dillspur]

Nah, it doesn't work - you can't swagger whilst receiving a blowjob, unless you're pushing the girl (?) in a trolley or something.

Sounds like you have experience in this?

 

[Misfit]

Arsenal Mania

• Incoherent South London REEing

They don't seem particularly happy that "we're an average team which will achieve nothing ever as per" tbh

Odd. I'd be ecstatic if that was the future I genuinely believed lay in front of them

 

[Qualsonic]

Sounds like you have experience in this?

When I was younger...can't be bothered to climb into a trolley anymore

 

[Fidget]

Sounds like you have experience in this?

Wish I had!

 

[Thenewcat]

Up the Cherries

• Postecoglu used to ply his trade in Australian football.
  If we can't beat these cnts, we need our heads read.
• We will beat spurs on Saturday, a good benchmark team to play, a shame it’s not ten games in, when we are much more settled as a team but I’m still confident, they’re just the best of the rest
• We are playing Spuds, not Man City. Or are you just making sweeping statements with no real substance? Spuds are in rebuild mode. They have lost Kane and LLoris and have a new manager. They are learning as they go, as are we. This is a great time to play them. Their 'quality' players like Son and Kulusevski are not in good form. The rest of the team looks pretty ordinary, to be fair. They are not the Spuds of even two years ago
• was about to say that Bournemouth were playing very solid at the back, then Spurs opened them up
• Good goal tbf but why no one is tracking Maddison is baffling
• They seem to be able to stroll through our midfield
• Watching TNT , All they talk about is Spuds. then go quite when we attack.
• Spurs playing for time already...falling over all the time..we have got them worried ....................
• Christ a spurs player only has to fall over to get a free kick.....
• Spurs look much the better side
• Commentators are going on like Spurs are Man City.....they are not that great imo......we could still get something out of this.
• Good goal that
• Just as I was gonna say we are looking better, that happens.
• We've made Spurs look very good this half. We are playing as if we have 10 men
• Well this is pretty awful!
• I don't like f√cking losing at Home to f√cking Spurs.. do you ?

Yes because if someone worked in Australian football Bournemouth are automatically better than anyone they go near. What an absolute moron

 

[Teemu]

Red Cafe

• Spurs will get hammered playing like they do against the top sides, but they might make top 6 if they are lucky

Shh, no one tell him about last Saturday

 

[muppetman]

Arsenal Mania

Tinpottenham usually struggle a bit at the Vitality.

Jesus fucking wept!

Anyway, thanks @Jgplk1 youre doing Gods work here.

 

[Mr Pink]

So we look good now...but the narrative to help them all sleep a little better is wait to we play the better teams

 

[Bump]

So we look good now...but the narrative to help them all sleep a little better is wait to we play the better teams

Which when written by man united fans is pretty funny

 

[PrettyColors]

Arsenal Mania
Bournemouth look superior team on the field but Sp**s have quality players who can hurt them on the counter.

Lol wtf is this take? I’m dying

• You'd think they were playing Allardyce or Pulis football (under Conte) the way they have been going on about Sp**s these first few weeks of the season

We essentially were lol

 

[Marty]

Arsenal Mania

• You'd think they were playing Allardyce or Pulis football (under Conte) the way they have been going on about Sp**s these first few weeks of the season

We literally were.

 

[Jgplk1]

Newcastle Online

• What a ball from Sarr.
• The mispronunciation of my guy Udogie's name is killing me man.
• Ange's style of football is legit.
• Spurs feels like the perfect move for Maddison
• That's a bit good by Maddison
• A lot was made about Kane leaving being a disappointment for him, I think it's probably the opposite. He plays in much of the same spaces on the pitch.
  This gives him far more of a clean slate to be the main player
• All about the ball from Sarr.
  Maddison looks great for Spurs though. Very comfortable running the show with Bissouma in this system.
  Conte is a complete lunatic for not using Bissouma. Just crazy.
• He barely managed to make contact with the ball. Done nothing else this game.
  At least he had the Tottenham team training to co-ordinate the celebration for his first goal.
• It was a deliberate finish after a perfectly timed run. A bit good, aye.
• Lucky finish after a decent run
• It's a very well-timed and clever run as well. That's a big part of how he gets a lot of goals
• The ball to him was absolutely exquisite though. Lovely vision and weight on the pass from Sarr.
• Spurs have really hit the mark with Van De Ben, Udogie, Maddison and Sarr along with Bissouma coming back in.
  Postecoglu also looks like he knows what he is doing
• Could do without Spurs being decent again like
• They do play some nice stuff, were I a spurs fan I would be glad the kane saga is finally over and be happy finally trying to play football after years of dour football not achieving much. Not sure they will compete yet for the top lacking Kane's goals, but could get Son back in form, and while I am not sure Richlarlison will ever score huge numbers he is better than has been shown for spurs so far
• I hate watching teams play well when we're the last game of the weekend, man.
• If Kane had stayed and been a part of this that would have been very very worrying
• Not worried too much about spurs until they have played a good side
• They’ve played nobody yet
• Spurs have played Brentford and Man Utd already man
• I think Spurs deserve some credit not the easiest start and they've looked impressive so far, but im not worried about them coming above us.
• Brighton Bissouma is back
• Spurs look different. Sarr, Bissouma and Maddison look very good. Rich runs a lot and if he can start scoring and Son & Kulu find form they could be dangerous despite them looking suspicious in the back.
• Big Ange!
• Those of you that doubted big Ange! Tsk tsk tsk
• Spores good now then
• 'we've got our Tottenham back'
  
  Fuck off.

 

[Jgplk1]

KUMB

• Bissouma for Spuds. Totally underused by Conte last year
• Maddison - such a good buy
• Hate to say but the c**** look decent under Ange
• Spurs fans will be wondering they they are 'sitting back'.
  The Fighting Cock will be in overdrive.
• Two nice goals.
• It’s heartbreaking to see how well Spurs are doing without Kane. Was hoping they would fall apart and finish bottom half but looks like they will be aiming for top 4-6 at this rate!
• Weird isnt it? I reckon we might be the same without Declan, actually better for him leaving….
• Some people are going way overboard about Spurs. You can't have a team full of absolute pricks and expect harmony over a season. Something will give. I'm not having them, personally
• Unfortunately I reckon they got their manager appointment spot on, and my yearly ritual laughing at spuds will be put on the shelf for a few years
• We're 3 games in. There were articles being written about Spurs after 10 games of last season suggesting a title challenge. They went on to sack 2 managers
• Bournemouth look awful they're making spurs look good
• This Bournemouth team are lacking quality almost all over the pitch
• Looks like they're going to have to share the title in North London this season..
• This is Tottenham's year
  

 

[Jgplk1]

Villa Talk

• I'm not sure why, but I really want Bournemouth to beat Spurs.
• Spurs have won one game and decided they're title contenders under Postecoglu
• With Postecoglou in charge and Kane gone I find I don’t hate Spurs as much as I usually do.
• beautiful goal by spurs. Bissouma looks so good this season
• Bugger.
  I hate Spurs.
• They're also most likely our closest rival this season, we could do without them having any sort of revival.
• Cant believe a bigger club didnt go in for maddison at 40m
  United fir example. Idiots
• Spurs looking much improved to be fair
• They were always going to be without having Kane being all over the pitch disrupting the team for personal glory
• Richarlison is so strange, he's quick. strong, got a great touch, can finish, he's aggressive, he's scored goals at the highest level, and for Everton, but right now, and pretty much throughout his Spurs time, he's looked completely lost and totally hopeless.
  It makes no sense.
  I like it.
• Spurs are top of the league - must be time to start thinking abouthalloween.
• the commentators fawning over Spurs is nauseating.
  From what I've seen today, we'd absolutely spank this Spurs side
• I presume that Maddison will now be starting games for England as he's joined Spurs?
  Good to see the whole sport rescued by Postecoglou; he invented entertainment dontcha know