What Our Opponents' Fans Are Saying About Us 23/24

[For the love of Spurs]

I hate giving this guy airtime but fuck me, he watches football with his eyes closed.

An Arsenal fan who sticks the manager of the team that threw his team into the mud last season as his profile because he thinks it makes him look intelligent.

Be like me putting Wenger as a profile pic cos he is clever and therefore if I put him in as my profile pic people will think I am clever and not a complete fool.

 

[Col_M]

Haha, fantastic opinion on what counts as nastiness. Players have to actually get murdered for it to deserve the label.

the poster must be like the Nan/Gramps that says outrageous things over Christmas dinner and everyone just pretends their not there.

 

[Gb160]

Haha, fantastic opinion on what counts as nastiness. Players have to actually get murdered for it to deserve the label.

The horse-punching bonesaw worshippers are on a whole new level these days mate.

 

[robbiedee]

Arteta asked the club to find ways to support the fledgling Ashburton Army as a means of improving the atmosphere in the Emirates.

The club were a little uncertain at first, but Arteta insisted.

Apparently, he felt a real affinity with this bunch of man-children, all dressed in black, who love nothing more than jumping around like an idiot to draw attention to themselves...

Ultrarteta's?

 

[Ausp]

Red Cafe
(Ange Thread)

• Every Spurs manager starts off like this. Hugging ball boys and the like. Plus it’s always a new manager bounce by 6 games for feck sake

Floored

 

[Riandor]

Not even Didcots biggest rivals.

Wantage and Didcot boys are raised to hate the other. The backstory rivals some real footballing derbies.
When Brunel was building the great Western Railway he wanted to go through Wantage. Lord Wantage didn’t want dirty stinky noisy trains spoiling his view so used his stroke to send it through Didcot.
subsequently they also build a dirty great power station in Didcot as well so they could get coal to it and all the residents turned into orks. Wantage, being in the shire remained lovely and rural (till recently having millions of houses built on it and filled with townies). It all became the inspiration for Tolkien to write lord of the rings.

swindon is Mordor

As someone who was initially raised in Wantage (before moving abroad), I concur...

 

[neogenisis]

For some reason I decided to read through the rest of that dudes twitter after reading those tweets.

What an absolute looper. Wow.

It is nice they get day release.

 

[Japhet]

An Arsenal fan who sticks the manager of the team that threw his team into the mud last season as his profile because he thinks it makes him look intelligent.

Be like me putting Wenger as a profile pic cos he is clever and therefore if I put him in as my profile pic people will think I am clever and not a complete fool.

It's double reverse psychology where a complete **** makes himself look like a complete **** but is too fucking stupid to work it out, thus proving that he is indeed a complete ****.

 

[Col_M]

It is nice they get day release.

Dont think you get Day Release if you murder a footballer though.

 

[C-oops]

He's the knobhead who watches at home and then goes down to the ground afterwards to do an aftv interview

Just as a reference btw

Coming at you live from his bedroom



Then out to do an interview



Absolute ringpiece

 

[mil1lion]

Newcastle Online

• None of them carried out the death threats though so they’re all talk imo.

This guy wants to see more murders

 

[Barmby Army]

That last paragraph sounds quite clever as long as you're not willing to spend two seconds thinking about what it actually means, which is...nothing. This account crops up every now and again and it's always the same story, a classic intellectual fraud who thinks being able to write well is the same as being intelligent, and talking a lot is the same as having something worth saying.

 

[Tucker]

I hate giving this guy airtime but fuck me, he watches football with his eyes closed.

Energy clarity and grace? Fucking Grace? He’s the most un-gracious individual in the league. Someone with grace doesn’t scurry up and down the touch line like a crab on acid trying to close down opposition players. That’s not gracious that’s being an unsporting weird little cretin.

And clarity? Fucking give me a break, I wonder how clear Ramsdale feels about his situation, or how many formations Arteta is claiming his team played at the weekend?

 

[qqq1]

I hate giving this guy airtime but fuck me, he watches football with his eyes closed.

"Energy, clarity, grace. There's a straightforwardness about Mikel that when coupled with obsession leads to nothing but results."

I think he means leads to nothing but bad results and an embarrassing collapse that meant they finished second in a one horse race last season.

 

[mil1lion]

That last line sounds quite clever as long as you're not willing to spend two seconds thinking about what it actually means, which is...nothing. This account crops up every now and again and it's always the same story, a classic intellectual fraud who thinks being able to write well is the same as being intelligent, and talking a lot is the same as having something worth saying.

Talking well and using big words is how Russell Brand got a huge following and got away with it for so long

 

[vegassd]

Red Cafe
(Ange Thread)

• His problem at the moment is the subs are nowhere near the level of what’s on the pitch. Going from Son to Richarlison is like going from Nesta to Maguire.

Amazing!

Nice to see that there is appreciation of Bentancur's return from other fans too.

 

[Thenewcat]

That last paragraph sounds quite clever as long as you're not willing to spend two seconds thinking about what it actually means, which is...nothing. This account crops up every now and again and it's always the same story, a classic intellectual fraud who thinks being able to write well is the same as being intelligent, and talking a lot is the same as having something worth saying.

He’s actually pinned this - I like to think I’m well educated and I haven’t got the first clue what it means…. Other than the author is a wanker

 

[kmk]

 

[worcestersauce]

He's a parody account surely?

 

[aliyid]

Awww bless the little Ashburton Army, haven't heard much about them since they turned up to our ground 20 mins late with a police escort (for about 25 of them )

There was a video going around at the time showing how laughable it was but can't find it