- Feb 1, 2005
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Behave yourselves.
I was sitting on the train yesterday opposite a really sexy Thai bird. I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."
But she did
Then I was having a pretty big shit last night, one of those that makes you think you're actually giving birth and at the highest point of struggle to drop it out, at the peak of my straining and grunting, Mrs A&C accidentally turned off the light in the toilet.
Immediately I started to scream like crazy, she turned it back on and asked through the door "what's the matter, are you alright"?
With a huge relief, I replied: "Nothing, I'm fine, I just thought my eyes popped out"
meh