& then his friends turn up & say if you want Ade to bugger off we can make it happen if you pay us.. here's our Vat number
Ade is currently sitting in Dim T restaurant in Hampstead. My mate is sitting 2 tables away from him. Told him to take a pic and ask if he's going Villa but Ade is with his family and my mates too embarrassed. Hopefully he'll get a chance to ask him by the end of the night.
Close analogy, but he's more like a strippogram stuck at the party, and you're obliged to fill his g-string with cash every 5 minutes whether he dances or not. Everybody wants him gone, but as long as his thongs filling with cash he's in no hurry to leave.
He should be there........... all night then? They have to pay him to leave?
Signing players is a bit of a lottery full stop. We signed Bent, Bentley, Dempsey, Sigurdsson and Dembele and you could say most of those weren't particularly successful if not outright flops. If anything I would say our best signings have been from abroad such as Modric and Berbatov
Make sure yore mate gets a photo of Ade, with the restaurant name in view. It'll look good in the tabloids when Ade throws his first villa hissy fit!
That'd help push the deal through.
We've got no choice in this situation though, so buck up and stick a fiver in Ade's cod piece.Dunno what sort of parties you go to but I prefer females strippers.
Ban yourself.Just realised i've been jabbering away about Berahino in the ITK thread. Thought I was in the player thread.
