Think you need to google the definition of irony...Edit: Irony is the poster creating the broken record "Levy doesn't sign players" content marking my post as spam
Actually - and unless I've missed anything in the last 24 hours - all the ITK this summer has not pointed to one or the other at all.
WTF has fact got to do with it? "It's nothing short of absolute failure" is absolutely hyperbole.
Here's the facts:
Facts from 2014/15
With our two main strikers playing very rarely, and contributing 3 goals between them, we scored 58 goals. the 5th highest scoring rate.
We also conceded 53 goals - more than any team in the top 12, and the same as Burnley who were relegated.
Of the players we have sold for money (Paulinho, Holtby, Capoue, Kaboul, Stambouli, Chiriches, Fredericks, Hall) not a single one had scored a premier league goal in 2014/15. There's also a good chance that a few were amongst the top 5-7 earners at the club.
Nacer Chadli scored 11 league goals, despite the many attribute flaws he has that have been described on here this summer.
We struggled to cover our positions in defence more than any other area of the pitch
Facts from this transfer window
We've signed quality first-team options to cover/resolve our issues in defence.
We've sold half a dozen first team players who were restricting our ability to add proven talent to the first team.
We've made clear our intent to stamp out off-field issues which would affect squad harmony.
It isn't September yet.
I fail to see how that is "absolute failure". The biggest damage last season was caused by the problems we've addressed early, not the improvements we can make later. All of the ITK is linked to positions that we recognise can be addressed, so it's hardly like we're ignoring them!
Edit: Irony is the poster creating the broken record "Levy doesn't sign players" content marking my post as spam
So what if they didn't score goals? We've shipped them all out and we need to bring in reinforcements with that cash. Just because we scored 58 goals last year with that squad doesn't mean we can assume they will again this year. I'd be amazed if Kane can match his unbelievable return from last year. It's not fair that we lump all the pressure onto him and expect him to be banging in 20+ goals a year in the PL at his age. Eriksen doesn't seem the player he was a year or so ago, his goals dried up and performances seem to be getting worse and Chadli is so inconsistent you have no idea which side of him will turn up. If those three aren't performing, where are the goals going to come from?Of the players we have sold for money (Paulinho, Holtby, Capoue, Kaboul, Stambouli, Chiriches, Fredericks, Hall) not a single one had scored a premier league goal in 2014/15. There's also a good chance that a few were amongst the top 5-7 earners at the club.
Nacer Chadli scored 11 league goals, despite the many attribute flaws he has that have been described on here this summer.
Now it's "it isn't even September yet", a couple weeks ago it was "the season hasn't even started yet", and a few weeks before that "the transfer window isn't even open yet". There's always an excuse for the apologists.
We've repeated the same exact mistakes every single transfer window, and every 48 hour deadline given by an ITK is just another 48 hours closer to us watching Sky Sports News in disappointment as it emerges we bid 10m for Berahino, N'jie signed a new deal, Werner doesn't even exist and Pochettino thinks Dier's future is in midfield.
With the ITK so far, either we're fucking around with a lot of deals or there are hundreds of smokescreens (transfer window bingo). JJ said he thinks we'll be happy by the end of the window, but if we don't sign a central midfielder and a couple striker-winger hybrids we've fucked up once more.
We might get both ....I don't recall any ITK that mentions both in the same sentence, although there was one but that referenced 2 out of 3 (or 3 of 4) which referenced Berahino, N'jie , Werner. But i could be mistaken. I recall the cabbage card goat ITK and subsequent berahino ITK from multiple sources but none referencing the 2 together. Just my thoughts that ITK comes from differing sources and it could be that both are high up the list ? But maybe only one will be purchased? Obviously both would be lovely however. Looking like a long wait ether way, with info that WB are waiting on other bids and Saido giving the appearance of dedication (which is very professional under the circs)
Think you need to google the definition of irony...
So what if they didn't score goals? We've shipped them all out and we need to bring in reinforcements with that cash. Just because we scored 58 goals last year with that squad doesn't mean we can assume they will again this year. I'd be amazed if Kane can match his unbelievable return from last year. It's not fair that we lump all the pressure onto him and expect him to be banging in 20+ goals a year in the PL at his age. Eriksen doesn't seem the player he was a year or so ago, his goals dried up and performances seem to be getting worse and Chadli is so inconsistent you have no idea which side of him will turn up. If those three aren't performing, where are the goals going to come from?
...we might get neither?We might get both ....
Your missing 'every season, fuck this!'.i am amazed that any of you thought it would be different. every june it's "lessons have been learned", every july it's "deals proving difficult", every august "clubs dragging feet", every september it's "we tried"
C'mon, Daniel, bring us a striker and a CM maestro.
You know you want to.
I was discussing the current incomings and outgoings based broadly on ITK .. You were giving me the statistics of goals scored by our midfielders last season amongst other shit.I think you need a new dictionary!
Irony
a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often wryly amusing as a result.
i.e. "he spammed the thread up with hyperbole, but marked the on-topic response as spam"
Hyperbole
exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.
i.e. "At this very moment in time, it's nothing short of an absolute failure"
How close to getting them Jj
Now there's a mean thing to do late on a SundayWe might get both ....
It's what we need. Toes crossed.We might get both ....
What attacking players? We haven't signed anyone! That's the point.Because his fret was all about attacking options (i.e. goalscoring). They contributed nothing, barely played, took up wages we could spend on better attacking players, if you prefer that statement.
The rest of your post is very pessimistic, it's like saying "where are Swansea's goals going to come from since they sold Bony - Ayew is unproven in the PL" or "How will United score goals if Rooney gets injured".