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Living Legend Colm G

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I think it would be perfect in the "Ray Wilkins urges thread"......

..... but we don't have one.

Unfortunately the software won't allow the Ray Wilkins forum sadly.

See how all these threads are set so scroll down to read the next post. When I tried inventing the Ray Wilkins one it would only allow sideways reading. Scrolling.
 
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Sum Monsterism

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Unfortunately the software won't allow the Ray Wilkins forum sadly.

See how all these threads are set so scroll down to read the next post. When I tried inventing the Ray Wilkins one it would only allow sideways reading.

Sideways reading? Like left to right? Can't imagine that will ever take off...
 

Flashspur

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Its the calm before the storm. We are at Wembley next season. Lots of extra tickets to sell. Levy needs to up the ante and get the fans excited. A new signing sells tickets. I think there will be at least one juicy transfer that gets everyone going. Only a matter of time before Daniel Levy starts to reel us all in. Wait for the ITK to break very soon lads - its coming (y)
 

doctor stefan Freud

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Its the calm before the storm. We are at Wembley next season. Lots of extra tickets to sell. Levy needs to up the ante and get the fans excited. A new signing sells tickets. I think there will be at least one juicy transfer that gets everyone going. Only a matter of time before Daniel Levy starts to reel us all in. Wait for the ITK to break very soon lads - its coming (y)
If words were actions, you'd be a highly successful stripper
 

spurslenny

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Its the calm before the storm. We are at Wembley next season. Lots of extra tickets to sell. Levy needs to up the ante and get the fans excited. A new signing sells tickets. I think there will be at least one juicy transfer that gets everyone going. Only a matter of time before Daniel Levy starts to reel us all in. Wait for the ITK to break very soon lads - its coming (y)
Prepare for disappointment then.
 

spurslenny

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Apropos of nothing, I was trying to crowbar our forthcoming summer transfer window into a rough version of Return of the Jedi/Levy (has A&C done this already?).
Got as far as casting Poch as Luke Skywalker, Daniel Levy as Han Solo, and Joe Lewis as Jabba the Hut (brilliant scene in Jabbas palace when Poch/Skywalker says to Jabba/Lewis, 'you will bring me the man who can deliver my transfer targets now, Jabba, or you will be destroyed!' To which Jabba replies with a deep guttural laugh, 'I think I like my prize possession just where he is' *cue camera pans across the chamber to where Daniel Levy hangs on the wall encased in carbonite* ( goes on to explain lack of activity in TW, rolls into tons of exciting ITK action and signings, lasers, droids, half naked Donna Cullen in gold metal bikini etc)

Anyway, that was as far as I got (relax, I don't want no royalties, A&C, should you wish to run with this absolute gem of an idea for an opening post (y))

I've probably said too much and I'm sure A&C will tell me ''This is not the thread you are looking for'' followed by some unmentionable punishment involving his lightsaber.
 
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Geyzer Soze

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Quite right too. Twice the player Stones is.

How much is that anyway?
 
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