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nailsy

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Andy Carroll 'robbed of £22k watch by gun-wielding moped rider'

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/cri...rider-on-way-home-from-training-a3622176.html

I expect he sustained another injury in the process :)

He doesn't have much luck does he? I'm going to go with a guess that watch isn't really worth £22K. Andy says that he's the 20 goals a season man, but last season he managed 7 goals. On that basis the watch is probably worth just over £7K.

I've also worked out that if you use Carroll's maths to work out how many goals you score then Dele Alli managed an impressive 51 league goals last season, with Harry Kane hitting a staggering 83 goals. The bad news is that Hugo let in 74 goals last season, which is about the same number that Joe Hart has conceded so far this season.
 

Flynn

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He doesn't have much luck does he? I'm going to go with a guess that watch isn't really worth £22K. Andy says that he's the 20 goals a season man, but last season he managed 7 goals. On that basis the watch is probably worth just over £7K.

I've also worked out that if you use Carroll's maths to work out how many goals you score then Dele Alli managed an impressive 51 league goals last season, with Harry Kane hitting a staggering 83 goals. The bad news is that Hugo let in 74 goals last season, which is about the same number that Joe Hart has conceded so far this season.

He includes the goals he scores in training. Which looking on the bright side, since signing joe hart he's now a 50 goal a season striker.
 
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