Marty
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We get Michael Oliver. Definitely one of the better choices.
Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham
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I hope it works as well for them as it did for Newcastle!
Nine while nine
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Logical reasoning test - Question 1
Wembley holds up to 90,000 fans. This capacity can be restricted to 50,000 for games of lesser importance. The Carabao Cup rules state that 10% of tickets should be allocated to away fans. This figure can, however, be reduced upon police advice.
Given the above information, how many fans will West Ham be allowed to bring to Wembley for the Carabao Cup tie against Spurs?
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Wembley holds up to 90,000 fans. This capacity can be restricted to 50,000 for games of lesser importance. The Carabao Cup rules state that 10% of tickets should be allocated to away fans. This figure can, however, be reduced upon police advice.
Given the above information, how many fans will West Ham be allowed to bring to Wembley for the Carabao Cup tie against Spurs?
Answer:
mark87
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Logical reasoning test - Question 1
Wembley holds up to 90,000 fans. This capacity can be restricted to 50,000 for games of lesser importance. The Carabao Cup rules state that 10% of tickets should be allocated to away fans. This figure can, however, be reduced upon police advice.
Given the above information, how many fans will West Ham be allowed to bring to Wembley for the Carabao Cup tie against Spurs?
Answer:
Should be a GCSE maths question.
With the next question being:
"David Gold replied with 12k. How much of a fucking idiot is he?"
Has to be a wind up, sarcasm perhaps. I don't believe that a chairman of any company, let alone a football club can be that thick.Logical reasoning test - Question 1
Wembley holds up to 90,000 fans. This capacity can be restricted to 50,000 for games of lesser importance. The Carabao Cup rules state that 10% of tickets should be allocated to away fans. This figure can, however, be reduced upon police advice.
Given the above information, how many fans will West Ham be allowed to bring to Wembley for the Carabao Cup tie against Spurs?
Answer:
mark87
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Remember, this is David Gold of West Ham United we're talking about.
TheChosenOne
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So the fixture list for tomorrow throws up the TIFC vs THFC.
Thames Ironworks gonna get their arses kicked. Large time.
Thames Ironworks gonna get their arses kicked. Large time.
Colonel_Klinck
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The President of the United States of America says hi.
Spurger King
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Fuck that.
I'll be watching the match in bed as I'm the ultimate lazy bastard at weekends, and my missus has said she'll bring me a full English to enjoy the game.
I intend to laugh hard at this shower of bastards.
riggi
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Nine while nine
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Imagine, if you can, that you support West Ham. It's the day of the derby against your most made-up rivals. It's an early kick-off. What do you need to get yourself going? Bacon Sarnie? Check. Pint of Lager? Check? Some stirring words from the Board? Yeah, let's see what Karren's written in her column in the Sun. She always has a go at Tottenham. Here we go...
"Whatever else I think about Spurs, I’d be the last to deny that they have a fine team and are an excellently-run club."
"I admit I am jealous of the current Spurs side. Not only for their consistently watchable style of play but for unearthing several of the country’s most accomplished young players. This says a lot about the organic growth from teens with talent into adults with England caps, as well as organisation on which Mauricio Pochettino has so intelligently capitalised in his three years as manager."
"Further evidence that Levy is unquestionably the canniest dealer in the pack is available from a check on summer transfer business. While top-table rivals were doling out multi-millions, the magic man made a profit of £12m without any apparent loss of overall strength."
So, to summarise, Tottenham have a great team, a fantastic manager, a genius chairman and their own spanking brand new stadium on the way. Which, incidentally, is four things that West Ham don't have because of, um, Karren and her cronies.
Still, from an objective standpoint, that's all true. I mean it's not as if she said she wanted Tottenham to win the League, is it?
"What more could a true supporter want? Well, a first Premier League title would do. And I’d rather like to see them upset the foreign spendthrifts and do it."
Well, that, as you can imagine, has gone down like a bowl of cold sick on KUMB, with one of the more coherent responses being:
"Wishing Spurs would win the League?? She's off her ****ing head. She's supposed to represent our Club as a vice Chair yet comes out with utter tripe, as per. Just shut the **** up or better still **** off altogether to Spurs you poisonous ****."
Never change, West Ham. Never change.
"Whatever else I think about Spurs, I’d be the last to deny that they have a fine team and are an excellently-run club."
"I admit I am jealous of the current Spurs side. Not only for their consistently watchable style of play but for unearthing several of the country’s most accomplished young players. This says a lot about the organic growth from teens with talent into adults with England caps, as well as organisation on which Mauricio Pochettino has so intelligently capitalised in his three years as manager."
"Further evidence that Levy is unquestionably the canniest dealer in the pack is available from a check on summer transfer business. While top-table rivals were doling out multi-millions, the magic man made a profit of £12m without any apparent loss of overall strength."
So, to summarise, Tottenham have a great team, a fantastic manager, a genius chairman and their own spanking brand new stadium on the way. Which, incidentally, is four things that West Ham don't have because of, um, Karren and her cronies.
Still, from an objective standpoint, that's all true. I mean it's not as if she said she wanted Tottenham to win the League, is it?
"What more could a true supporter want? Well, a first Premier League title would do. And I’d rather like to see them upset the foreign spendthrifts and do it."
Well, that, as you can imagine, has gone down like a bowl of cold sick on KUMB, with one of the more coherent responses being:
"Wishing Spurs would win the League?? She's off her ****ing head. She's supposed to represent our Club as a vice Chair yet comes out with utter tripe, as per. Just shut the **** up or better still **** off altogether to Spurs you poisonous ****."
Never change, West Ham. Never change.
dontcallme
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It's one thing to show respect for a rival but hoping they'd win the league. Must be off her rocker.
gloriousbillynich
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I don't think I've ever seen that moonpig say anything nice about spurs before, and when she does she goes Full Metal Jacket about it. Fuck me
Gb160
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Sometimes i like her because its almost like she's actively trying to wind up their fans.
As they see us as their biggest rival nowadays, that's like Levy coming out and saying he'd like Woolwich to win the league.
You couldn't make this shit up.
mark87
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Can definitely imagine her looking at herself in the mirror at home and doing the "This is my rifle this is my gun, this is for fighting this is for fun" chant.
Danners9
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Heh, those 2 have the same number of England caps
Meanwhile, Talksport's Ralph Wiggum aims high and fails
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FT West Ham 2-3 Spurs - valliant effort by West Ham, from 3-down, as Spurs win their Cup Final in East London for the first time in 3 years
Meanwhile, Talksport's Ralph Wiggum aims high and fails
Ian Abrahams (Moose) Verified account @BroadcastMoose
FT West Ham 2-3 Spurs - valliant effort by West Ham, from 3-down, as Spurs win their Cup Final in East London for the first time in 3 years
thinktank
Hmmm...
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