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L-man

Misplaced pass from Dier

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Weird ****. Probably lining up in their droves to defend him

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/jamie-carragher-spits-football-fan-12169442

 

F_AN2CE

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Sweetsman said:

Reading RAWK meltdown is like watching AFTV:
https://mobile.twitter.com/RAWK_Meltdown

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I am still in tears

fuck Lindelof and his comically bad defending. fuck Lingard crying for his mum. fuck Ratty Neville and his brother Dopey. fuck Phil Jones and his traumatised face. fuck Spiderman in goal. fuck Young and his pigeon shit diet. fuck Elbows the moppy haired c*nt. fuck Ibrahimovic's knee which wasn't so superhuman afterall fuck Pogba and all his haircuts. fuck Mourinho, the tax dodging c*nt. fuck Lukaku too, the rich man's Benteke. fuck their shitty fans with their shitty songs about every club but their own. fuck Rio Ferdinand's top lip.​

 

mark87

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Nov 29, 2004

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L-man said:

Weird ****. Probably lining up in their droves to defend him

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/jamie-carragher-spits-football-fan-12169442

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He'll be getting sacked by Sky then.

 

E17yid

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L-man said:

Weird ****. Probably lining up in their droves to defend him

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/jamie-carragher-spits-football-fan-12169442

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Obviously Carragher comes out the worse in that but Christ that dad was a prick. That line at the end “Jamie Carragher spat on my daughters face. Nice” he even said it twice coz he was clearly loving it.

 

mightyspur

Now with lovely smooth balls

Aug 21, 2014

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Thats disgusting by Carragher, but the guy filming is obviously using a phone whilst driving, so he'll get done. Dumb fuck

 

spursfan77

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Aug 13, 2005

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Carragher should just have called the police and get the guy nicked.

 

isaac94

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I like how he said no excuse, then proceeded to make a excuse lool

 

Nine while nine

Undead

Jan 28, 2011

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Apparently, if you put Jamie Carragher under a little bit of pressure, he'll score an embarrassing own goal.

Who'd have thought it?

 

tony0379

The bald midget has to go!

May 17, 2004

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King of Otters

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mark_2017 said:

He'll be getting sacked by Sky then.

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He should definitely be sacked.

I don't know about anyone else, but I don't think I'll be able to listen to his analysis of the subtleties of zonal marking on MNF now I know that he gobs on children in his spare time.

 

mark87

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King of Otters said:

He should definitely be sacked.

I don't know about anyone else, but I don't think I'll be able to listen to his analysis of the subtleties of zonal marking on MNF now I know that he gobs on children in his spare time.

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He'll be accepted by talksport though.

 

King of Otters

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mark_2017 said:

He'll be accepted by talksport though.

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Gobbing on children is considered a prerequisite for employment at Talksport, I believe.

 

mark87

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King of Otters said:

Gobbing on children is considered a prerequisite for employment at Talksport, I believe.

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"Have you gobbed on any children this year?"

"Just one"

"Hmmmmmm. I'm sure we can work on that number. Welcome aboard"

 

rossdapep

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tony0379 said:

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That first comment

 

hughy

I'm SUPER cereal.

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Wonder who Sky will employ to address the balance of losing a Scouser.

 

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Sweetsman

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hughy said:

Wonder who Sky will employ to address the balance of losing a Scouser.

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A turnip, probably.

 

Streetspur77

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L-man said:

Weird ****. Probably lining up in their droves to defend him

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/jamie-carragher-spits-football-fan-12169442

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Tbf it's bad but there's only one crime being committed in that video and its the nonce using his phone whilst driving

 

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coys200

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spursfan77 said:

Carragher should just have called the police and get the guy nicked.

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Could actually get done himself. Spitting at a minor could be classed as battery and carry a 6 month sentence.

 

riggi

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StartingPrice

Chief Sardonicus Hyperlip

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mark_2017 said:

He'll be accepted by talksport though.

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Fook off TallkSpourt...'eees ahhhhh foookin' Gobba...gehyerown fookin Spitta TallkSpourt!