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Both cryptics have a commonality, possibly by coincidence, in such that they are both reggae songs.
 
Mattspur

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bomberH said:
Nah, the ultimate anti climax is masturbating to several clips on pornhub waiting for the one that’s suitable for the big finale, then it’s 2 hours later and you’re still bashing but just can’t find the right one to finish to, so you go back to one you already saw that was decent enough but can’t quite remember where it was so your member starts becoming slightly flaccid but you manage to find it eventually and bring yourself off to the ultimate finish only for you to dribble pathetically down the side of your helm and you’re left with a red raw cock followed by an awkward piss that covers the toilet seat and surrounding floor.
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The truest thing I've ever read.
 
NinjaTuna

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bomberH said:
Nah, the ultimate anti climax is masturbating to several clips on pornhub waiting for the one that’s suitable for the big finale, then it’s 2 hours later and you’re still bashing but just can’t find the right one to finish to, so you go back to one you already saw that was decent enough but can’t quite remember where it was so your member starts becoming slightly flaccid but you manage to find it eventually and bring yourself off to the ultimate finish only for you to dribble pathetically down the side of your helm and you’re left with a red raw cock followed by an awkward piss that covers the toilet seat and surrounding floor.
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That is the most accurate thing I've ever read. Thank you for letting me know there are others like me. I feel less alone now :happy::happy:

Edit: can't believe someone gave you a WTF for that. It's worthy of a Pulitzer prize
 
Phomesy

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bomberH said:
Nah, the ultimate anti climax is masturbating to several clips on pornhub waiting for the one that’s suitable for the big finale, then it’s 2 hours later and you’re still bashing but just can’t find the right one to finish to, so you go back to one you already saw that was decent enough but can’t quite remember where it was so your member starts becoming slightly flaccid but you manage to find it eventually and bring yourself off to the ultimate finish only for you to dribble pathetically down the side of your helm and you’re left with a red raw cock followed by an awkward piss that covers the toilet seat and surrounding floor.
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SpursCommunity - the family friendly Spurs site...
 
srups34

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bomberH said:
Nah, the ultimate anti climax is masturbating to several clips on pornhub waiting for the one that’s suitable for the big finale, then it’s 2 hours later and you’re still bashing but just can’t find the right one to finish to, so you go back to one you already saw that was decent enough but can’t quite remember where it was so your member starts becoming slightly flaccid but you manage to find it eventually and bring yourself off to the ultimate finish only for you to dribble pathetically down the side of your helm and you’re left with a red raw cock followed by an awkward piss that covers the toilet seat and surrounding floor.
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Correct.
 
DJS

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Breezer said:
And when the anti spurs media realise how much Kane is being paid they might shut their traps for a short while and realise we are the real deal.
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I was wondering what their new wages are as interested to see if our wage ceiling goes up with our shiny new stadium.
 
Ionman34

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bomberH said:
Nah, the ultimate anti climax is masturbating to several clips on pornhub waiting for the one that’s suitable for the big finale, then it’s 2 hours later and you’re still bashing but just can’t find the right one to finish to, so you go back to one you already saw that was decent enough but can’t quite remember where it was so your member starts becoming slightly flaccid but you manage to find it eventually and bring yourself off to the ultimate finish only for you to dribble pathetically down the side of your helm and you’re left with a red raw cock followed by an awkward piss that covers the toilet seat and surrounding floor.
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You promised you wouldn’t say anything.

Last time I tell you anything ?
 
robertgoulet

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bomberH said:
Nah, the ultimate anti climax is masturbating to several clips on pornhub waiting for the one that’s suitable for the big finale, then it’s 2 hours later and you’re still bashing but just can’t find the right one to finish to, so you go back to one you already saw that was decent enough but can’t quite remember where it was so your member starts becoming slightly flaccid but you manage to find it eventually and bring yourself off to the ultimate finish only for you to dribble pathetically down the side of your helm and you’re left with a red raw cock followed by an awkward piss that covers the toilet seat and surrounding floor.
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This post is all that is right with SC. Perfection.
 
Parkie

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bomberH said:
Nah, the ultimate anti climax is masturbating to several clips on pornhub waiting for the one that’s suitable for the big finale, then it’s 2 hours later and you’re still bashing but just can’t find the right one to finish to, so you go back to one you already saw that was decent enough but can’t quite remember where it was so your member starts becoming slightly flaccid but you manage to find it eventually and bring yourself off to the ultimate finish only for you to dribble pathetically down the side of your helm and you’re left with a red raw cock followed by an awkward piss that covers the toilet seat and surrounding floor.
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Noticed you were missing a Spam rating for the full house.
You’re welcome.
 
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bomberH said:
Nah, the ultimate anti climax is masturbating to several clips on pornhub waiting for the one that’s suitable for the big finale, then it’s 2 hours later and you’re still bashing but just can’t find the right one to finish to, so you go back to one you already saw that was decent enough but can’t quite remember where it was so your member starts becoming slightly flaccid but you manage to find it eventually and bring yourself off to the ultimate finish only for you to dribble pathetically down the side of your helm and you’re left with a red raw cock followed by an awkward piss that covers the toilet seat and surrounding floor.
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:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: I love this place:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
sausage

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Just been reading Sky Sports and saw O'Neil talking about Jonny Evans signing for a top 6 club.

A voice in my head said "One-nny Evans"

..then "Jonny Evans has ten letters in it"

...then "He sort of got his manager (Pards) sacked, but not the replacement (Moore)"...."maybe that's the sheriff and the deputy".


And now I'm worried :cautious:
 
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