Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

Cinemattis · Sep 10, 2020

Not like the sleezy **** of Madrid fame
With no qualm of stealing from hand after hand;
Here at our new built shiny home now stands
A baldy gnome with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and his name
Father of Bastards. From his beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; his mild eyes command
The air-tight purse of nought transfer blame.

“Keep, cruel thiefs, your storied pomp!” cries he
With silent lips. “Give me your Welsh, pronto ad hoc,
Your golfing manbun yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming flock.
Send Him, the bench-ed, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden cock!

worcestersauce · Sep 10, 2020

cozzo said:
Don’t we get first refusal?

Nah I'm pretty sure he refused others before he refused to come back to us.

doctor stefan Freud · Sep 10, 2020

Lot of hetro gayness here today, such is the power of Bale

VegasII · Sep 10, 2020

Top Bun

But we’ve yet to reach the volleyball scene

arunspurs · Sep 10, 2020

If its moving in positive direction...the minimum we can infer is Bale is not against coming back to us. And I would assume that rest, depends on if we can find a solution financially.

pedrodelawasp · Sep 10, 2020

Pay him the same as Kane then let him use the club’s Prime account whenever he wants.

Who’s our next manager? · Sep 10, 2020

Cinemattis said:
Not like the sleezy c**t of Madrid fame
With no qualm of stealing from hand after hand;
Here at our new built shiny home now stands
A baldy gnome with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and his name
Father of Bastards. From his beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; his mild eyes command
The air-tight purse of nought transfer blame.

“Keep, cruel thiefs, your storied pomp!” cries he
With silent lips. “Give me your Welsh, pronto ad hoc,
Your golfing manbun yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming flock.
Send Him, the bench-ed, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden cock!

Are you sure you’re ‘fully functional?’??

LamelasLeftBoot · Sep 10, 2020

My sauce says it's done

Stoof · Sep 10, 2020

arunspurs said:
If its moving in positive direction...the minimum we can infer is Bale is not against coming back to us. And I would assume that rest, depends on if we can find a solution financially.

Think that’s a stretch if I’m honest - that would be a huge step.

Dr Benson · Sep 10, 2020

Seems like Sky bet thinks it’s more and more likely that we sign Bale.. Don’t know which signals they’ve got the last days to calculate and analyse in that direction and thus reduce the odds, but interesting..

Stoof · Sep 10, 2020

Dr Benson said:
Seems like Sky bet thinks it’s more and more likely that we sign Bale.. Don’t know which signals they’ve got the last days to calculate and analyse in that direction and thus reduce the odds, but interesting..

The odds have fuck all to do with it.

Sweech · Sep 10, 2020

Dr Benson said:
Seems like Sky bet thinks it’s more and more likely that we sign Bale.. Don’t know which signals they’ve got the last days to calculate and analyse in that direction and thus reduce the odds, but interesting..

Probably because some morons have placed bets on him joining us. As they are want to do.

Dr Benson · Sep 10, 2020

Stoof said:
The odds have fuck all to do with it.

Off course, but it can at least tell us that this thread is not totally dumb and unrealistic in its nature.

matty74 · Sep 10, 2020

Dr Benson said:
Seems like Sky bet thinks it’s more and more likely that we sign Bale.. Don’t know which signals they’ve got the last days to calculate and analyse in that direction and thus reduce the odds, but interesting..

Behave it’s all a money making scheme by sky bet. They draw people in to place bets on players . Happens all the time

Cinemattis · Sep 10, 2020

Who’s our next manager? said:
Are you sure you’re ‘fully functional?’??

The member is. (*) As for the mental part of me, if that is what you´re aiming at, I´d guess I´m about average. At least on this site.

(*) most of the time

HNIM · Sep 10, 2020

Dr Benson said:
Off course, but it can at least tell us that this thread is not totally dumb and unrealistic in its nature.

No, it just tells us that SkyBet knows how to make money off of smitten Tottenham supporters.

dirtyh · Sep 10, 2020

Dr Benson said:
Seems like Sky bet thinks it’s more and more likely that we sign Bale.. Don’t know which signals they’ve got the last days to calculate and analyse in that direction and thus reduce the odds, but interesting..

that's just a&c and his 50p acca

SpursSince1980 · Sep 10, 2020

arunspurs said:
If its moving in positive direction...the minimum we can infer is Bale is not against coming back to us. And I would assume that rest, depends on if we can find a solution financially.

Quite. Which at the very least, means that Man-Bun's agent didn't laugh and flip us the bird. Could be that our favorite golf playing Real Madrid reject fancies actually playing again, as opposed to warming up the bench. And he could be the one instructing his douchfaced fuckknuckle of an agent to see what can be done, that puts him in a place he can play and potentially still earn silly money.

arunspurs · Sep 10, 2020

IF IF IF all agreed and he is coming back to us....whatever happens there should be one condition from our side - his man-bun goes away :cautious:

snakehipsspurs · Sep 10, 2020

arunspurs said:
IF IF IF all agreed and he is coming back to us....whatever happens there should be one condition from our side - his man-bun goes away

I think at this point if he cuts it off he'll basically be John Hartson under there

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