Andy Carroll

[mattdefoe]

Also can you imagine the scenes if he scores at Anfield and we draw/win to put man city top of the league

 

[freeeki]

I’m familiar with horn wrangling if that helps

+1

 

[Colonel Dax]

@Colonel Dax come on, lets not take the piss here (Roy hodgson style)

It's good to laugh

 

[Cornpattbuck]

For two mil he’s worth a gamble , he’s free at the end of the season and he has been using west ham for the big wages .

Could be like a shaquiri at Liverpool situation where’s when Carroll joins a bigger and better club like spurs he gets his ass into gear and works hard for it , I remember how good he was in euro 2012 and at Newcastle . He made bad career moves , there’s always one last chance to give it one last big go

Nah, he's a crocked liability and full-time bad influence.

 

[allatsea]

For two mil he’s worth a gamble , he’s free at the end of the season and he has been using west ham for the big wages .

Could be like a shaquiri at Liverpool situation where’s when Carroll joins a bigger and better club like spurs he gets his ass into gear and works hard for it , I remember how good he was in euro 2012 and at Newcastle . He made bad career moves , there’s always one last chance to give it one last big go

He didn't do as you suggest at Liverpool and has been useless since why should he suddenly do it for a Poch team ? If a big club was going to motivate him it would have been Liverpool.

 

[dirtyh]

think i'd prefer lewis carroll

 

[Fredo]

English Llorente

 

[Metalhead]

This is so unlikely that I'm just amused by it.

 

[aliyid]

Could be like a shaquiri at Liverpool situation

I like a joke as much as the next guy but this would be nothing like a Shaqiri situation. Linking to Arnautovic could maybe be viewed in that light but Carroll would be more like signing Sturridge.

Solve an injury crisis by signing Carroll It’s like trying to lose weight by eating KFC or giving up weed by trying heroin

 

[Gassin's finest]

I like a joke as much as the next guy but this would be nothing like a Shaqiri situation. Linking to Arnautovic could maybe be viewed in that light but Carroll would be more like signing Sturridge.

Solve an injury crisis by signing Carroll It’s like trying to lose weight by eating KFC or giving up weed by trying heroin

Dean Sturridge.

 

[jonnyp]

Cheered me up on a monday morning!

For a pessimist it doesn't take much to cheer you up!

 

[isaac94]

Laughable link, Poch likes his players hardworking and disciplined on and off the pitch, the opposite of this coke head. Imagine him doing one of Pochs gruelling double training sessions?

 

[glacierSpurs]

Surely we can't be scraping that low...

Andy Carroll ffs...

 

[dovahkiin]

ali z: We are not getting Carroll, not from what I hear, will ask again but as of yesterday afternoon, nothing was imminent.

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

Unless we were moving Llorente - which I suppose is still possible - Carroll makes no sense even as a short-term move.

 

[Cornpattbuck]

ali z: We are not getting Carroll, not from what I hear, will ask again but as of yesterday afternoon, nothing was imminent.

FFS, even Andy Carroll is turning us down now and we've got our own brewery!!! ?

 

[Lighty64]

SSN 'sources' say we aren't interested.

one of them must of bought the Daily Mirror this morning

 

[yido_number1]

For two mil he’s worth a gamble , he’s free at the end of the season and he has been using west ham for the big wages .

Could be like a shaquiri at Liverpool situation where’s when Carroll joins a bigger and better club like spurs he gets his ass into gear and works hard for it , I remember how good he was in euro 2012 and at Newcastle . He made bad career moves , there’s always one last chance to give it one last big go

He is physically disabled. He makes wheelchair look like a thorough bred. All that would happen is he would come and warm the physio table.

 

[RobjDerby]

PLEASE someone close this thread.

 

[chinaman]

Also can you imagine the scenes if he scores at Anfield and we draw/win to put man city top of the league

That would be priceless.