Another Caption Competition...

[mark87]

Since the end of the last season, Jermain was eager to show everyone his improvement in his balance by awkwardly sitting on top of a plastic pole....assuming its the same length as the one to the left, one can only imagine where the rest of the pole has actually gone.

 

[Sauniere]

The new novelty Defoe lollipops went down a storm in the Spurs gift shop

 

[Armstrong_11]

Defoe on his new invisible high chair! custom made to allow him to reach those plus size chicks.

 

[Outnumbered]

Defoe "if I was on Lennons shoulders I would still be this tall"

 

[JerryGarcia]

Dynamo then said "alacazam", and he turned into Jermain Defoe

 

[lenny7]

"Honestly, who glues a mans hands to their kneecaps? This is bullshit..."

 

[MattyP]

Defoe feels a right Burke with a Pole in an intimate place.

Never mind Alexandra, some things never change. Hallelujah.

 

[Bus-Conductor]

Defoe masters the ancient art of producing a nuclear explosion from one's left ear via the medium anal stimulation.

 

[StartingPrice]

Bluddy 'ell, AVb weren't joking when he said he would impale any fecker who got caught offside 3 times in a minute