Arsenal Vs Tottenham: Match Thread

[Mouse!]

Why is it that most of our squad is now injured? Fuck our luck. We get screwed over in regards to end of season places and injuries. What the fuck do the football gods have against us? Who do we have to sacrifice to appease them and finally get rid of this curse?

Didn't wanna have to be the one to tell you this...

 

[kaz Hirai]

Yet the worst United side in premiership history still managed to beat Arsenal - go figure.

rvp

 

[Francis Gibbs]

Want to win this at least 10 times more than the Man U game ... which I wanted quite a lot

 

[bobbydb]

Tim's full press conference - ahead of the game

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

My missus is back tomorrow from abroad after spending xmas away...she is expecting a romantic night in.

Good luck with that love, the football is on and i've not done any washing up since christmas eve

 

[Wick3d]

I'll be hopefully getting my updates of the match whilst on a train! I booked the tickets for it before the bloody draw, wish I could change them now.

 

[CowInAComa]

My missus is back tomorrow from abroad after spending xmas away...she is expecting a romantic night in.

Good luck with that love, the football is on and i've not done any washing up since christmas eve

i dont know why any woman wouldnt want to spend xmas with someone who calls himself sargeant meat curtains.

Whats more romantic than watching Spurs in the FA Cup. Just the thought makes me well up.

 

[CowInAComa]

Yet the worst United side in premiership history still managed to beat Arsenal - go figure.

fuck me. People are really downplaying a victory at Utd now?

When you cant acknowledge the beating the league champions on their own patch without whining then what is the fucking point of football.

 

[theShiznit]

i dont know why any woman wouldnt want to spend xmas with someone who calls himself sargeant meat curtains.

Whats more romantic than watching Spurs in the FA Cup. Just the thought makes me well up.

Indeed.

If he was inspector meat curtains now that's a different matter, no Christmases alone for IMC!

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

i dont know why any woman wouldnt want to spend xmas with someone who calls himself sargeant meat curtains.

Whats more romantic than watching Spurs in the FA Cup. Just the thought makes me well up.

You are quite right sir. I wish she could see that too.

 

[CowInAComa]

We've got 3 games or something between now and the end of the month. We can never ever give an inch against Arsenal. Strongest team and we go to win as far as I am concerned.

If we turn Utd then Arsenal over on their patches one after the other, the momentum and confidence that will give us will be priceless.

 

[Spurger King]

So Clattenburk is the ref tomorrow. Great...

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

Indeed.

If he was inspector meat curtains now that's a different matter, no Christmases alone for IMC!

Funny you should say that.

Win, lose or draw tomorrow, i'll be inspecting her meat curtains

 

[CowInAComa]

Indeed.

If he was inspector meat curtains now that's a different matter, no Christmases alone for IMC!

I imagine that their was a xxx version of inspector gadget with that name. Inspector meat curtains, indeed.

 

[Syn_13]

So Clattenburk is the ref tomorrow. Great...

Yeah, not optimistic either. Then again, said the same when I saw it was Webb on Sunday and that turned out alright.

 

[DiscoD1882]

So Clattenburk is the ref tomorrow. Great...

I said the same when Webb was announced last week. Look how that turned out. Maybe Sherwood has been amassing a docket on all premier referees. Noting their dogging habits. Sexual preference etc. and then blackmailing them all woooohaaaa haaaaaa.....

 

[CowInAComa]

Clattenburg is a tart. He is as likely to do one over on other either team as long as he is the talking point on prime time terrestrial television.

Its his big night.

You could almost guarantee some controversial decision settling it

 

[ostrov]

Sherwood has basically said Ade will start tomorrow.

Isn't this a tad naive? I know he will be fired up but he's basically played non-stop football since his return.

I'd hate for us to burn him out given he came off with cramp just a few days ago and lose him for a sustained period.

He just doesn't need to sprint race 60 meters with Evans for the ball. No cramps or burn outs then.

 

[Dan Yeats]

Why is it that most of our squad is now injured? Fuck our luck. We get screwed over in regards to end of season places and injuries. What the fuck do the football gods have against us? Who do we have to sacrifice to appease them and finally get rid of this curse?

Get a grip that man!!!

• Ade's fit to play.
• Holtby, Townsend and Defoe are up and running again.
• The Beast is still out, but Capoue's performances at the start of the season were on a par with Sandro and he'll doubtless turn it on against the scum.
• Kaboul's out of course, but Dawson's finding great form again, and will dominate anything in the air again.
• Verts is still crook, but Rags was outstanding against Man U and is more than capable of dealing with Giroud.
• Rose is back, so we don't have to make do with makeshift fullbacks any more. And Rose's style is far more suited to dealing with Walnut than Benlol ever was.
• Timmy understands the value of pace and wingers, and Lennon's relishing it. And Townsend's back now too.
• The HurriKane ripped shit up in the youth ranks, and he's now looking much more comfortable in the full side and ready to do the same in the Prem
• Bobby Soldier's confidence is returning now we have wingers putting crosses in.
• Dembele's looking like the player we fell in love with again.
• Eriksen's loving Timmy's management and showing he can be as good a playmaker as ratface.
• We've got a 19 year old unknown who's strolled into the Premier League and looked better than plenty of players with full caps.

Fuck the injuries. We've got such deep quality in the squad this season that it's not the death knell it used to be. Even with utterly brilliant players like Sandro, Kaboom, and Paulinho out, we're more than capable of strolling up Seven Sisters Road and spanking those nomadic scum back South of the river where they belong

COYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CJMurray]

So Clattenburk is the ref tomorrow. Great...

We've won our last 7 games under him.