Asking the important Mourinho questions...

[Hakkz]

It is what every interviewer calls him and he never corrects them. good enough for me.

That's because he probably knows no one will get it right anyway.

 

[RikkiRocket]

to wonder wall.

Today is gonna be the day we finally win away.

Today we gonna win away, our 1st since Burnley

I don’t believe that antibody feels the way I do about you Joao

back four, been on the fucking floor, eriksen been a disgrace

this year all I want to do is punch him in the fucking face.

I don’t believe anybody feels the way I do about spurs now.

and all the runs that winksy makes are winding

and all Levy’s transfer funds are non binding

 

[rez9000]

That would be ‘La Donna È Mobile’ from Verdi’s ’Rigoletto’.

Cracking little player, ‘Arry had him as a kid at West Ham.

That's some top-notch pretending-not-to-like-middle-class-culture-ing, right there!

 

[Nine while nine]

First home game. Jose is keen to prove his Tottenham credentials. The crowd want to support him, but don't know what to sing.

All of a sudden, a piano enters stage right.

Jose kicks off a Chas-and-Dave style singalong and the whole crowd burst into song with

'Oh Darlin',
There ain't no pleasing Mou'


And if you think I'm just making this shit up, here's a quick clip of him in training earlier.

 

[Styopa]

I think Chelsea fans just sang Jo-se Mou-rin-ho the way we used to sing Fuck Off Mou-rin-ho.

I have the tune in my head, it's that Italian opera-like thingy that gets used in ads all the time, no idea what it's called.

 

[Newbops]

To the tune of the champions league music:

Joooosssseeeee Mooourrrrinnnho, Mooourrrrinnnho,
He's gonnnnnnnaaaa be the one, to win stuuuuuuuuuff

I'll get my coat!

 

[ralvy]

To the sound of Runaways, by The Killers

Gray hair blowing in the summer wind
The Portuguese watching from the stands
We went on a losing streak for a little while
But that was the night that we broke down and lost our minds.

The teenage rush
Daniel Levy said:
"Ain't we all just runaways?
We've got time, but that ain't much
We can't waaaait 'till tomorrow"

You gotta know that this is real baby
Why you wanna fight it?
It's the one thing you can't choose
Oh!

He signed Poch on a friday night
I swore on the head of our unborn child
That he could take care of this football club
But he's got the tendency to slip when the nights get wild

It's in his blood
Poch said he might just runaway
Somewhere else, some place good

We can't waaaait 'till tomorrow
You gotta know that this is real baby
Why you wanna fight it?
It's the one thing you can't choose
Let's take a chance, baby we can't lose

Ain't we all just runaways?
Jose, Daniel knew it when he met you
He's not gonna let you ruuuunawaaaay
He knew it when he held you
He wasn't letting go

 

[Yiddo100]

Did any of his former clubs have any decent songs we can nick?

I'm not sure "He parks his bus where he wants, his bus where he wants!" will get the crowd going

Some will like this some will hate it, you asked for a song, Billie has got a song

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

"He's humble, he's humble, he'll cause West Ham's crumble".

 

[BringBack_leGin]

He’s magic, you know, José Mourinho...

Obvious winner.

I hate change