Asking the important Mourinho questions...

[0-Tibsy-0]

I guess the obvious one is to the tune of he's magic.

?? "He's special... you know... Jose Mourinho" ??

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

'' The man from Chelseas blue and white army ''

 

[cjbyid]

"Mourinho's right, your fans are shite"

 

[Marty]

I think Chelsea fans just sang Jo-se Mou-rin-ho the way we used to sing Fuck Off Mou-rin-ho.

I have the tune in my head, it's that Italian opera-like thingy that gets used in ads all the time, no idea what it's called.

 

[Rob]

If we can work out how to say his name to the tune of "Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole" that works

 

[spids]

Surely it is pronounced "Hoe-zay"

 

[The Scarecrow]

Hmmn, that might be correct but you're gonna sound like a bit of a dickhead.

Yeah, it's like Derek Rae in FIFA 20. He talks about Bruno Fernansh, Gonzalo Gedsh etc. I have no doubt it's correct, but it sounds stupid as hell.

 

[jimbo]

Surely it is pronounced "Hoe-zay"

It most certainly is not my good man. He's not a Spanish.

 

[Dougal]

I think Chelsea fans just sang Jo-se Mou-rin-ho the way we used to sing Fuck Off Mou-rin-ho.

I have the tune in my head, it's that Italian opera-like thingy that gets used in ads all the time, no idea what it's called.

That would be ‘La Donna È Mobile’ from Verdi’s ’Rigoletto’.

Cracking little player, ‘Arry had him as a kid at West Ham.

 

[spids]

It most certainly is not my good man. He's not a Spanish.

It is what every interviewer calls him and he never corrects them. good enough for me.

 

[Dougal]

Fucking hell, he’s been high profile in this country for 15 years and we’re still doing this...

 

[wrd]

When we play Chelsea:

He's one of your own, he's one of your own, jose mourinho, he's one of your own

 

[Metalhead]

I didn't realise that @Rob had started this. I thought that it was one of @Archibald&Crooks sarcastic Mourinho threads.

 

[Dougal]

I didn't realise that @Rob had started this. I thought that it was one of @Archibald&Crooks sarcastic Mourinho threads.

@Rob
You’re just a shit @Archibald&Crooks , shit @Archibald&Crooks !

 

[Marty]

It is what every interviewer calls him and he never corrects them. good enough for me.

Portuguese uses a hard J, so it becomes Joe-zay. It's really not that hard.

Then again people on this site haven't been able to spell Zokora or Eriksen even when they see their names on the backs of the shirts every week...

 

[Dougal]

Portuguese uses a hard J, so it becomes Joe-zay. It's really not that hard.

Then again people on this site can't spell Zokora or Eriksen....

 

[soflapaul]

If he doesn't see the inherent talent in a player, "Hoe-zay can you see" ............. maybe to the tune of something catchy by Francis Scott Key

 

[Marty]

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I could care less.

Which, for Americans out there, is supposed to mean I do care at least a little bit.

 

[RikkiRocket]

Mourinho oh oh oh
Mourinho oh oh oh

we got him off the dole
He’s going to kill our soul.

mourinho oh oh oh
Mourinho oh oh oh

says levy’s promised him cash
We know that’s a bunch of gash ?

Repeat at will

 

[Dougal]

Mourinho oh oh oh
Mourinho oh oh oh

we got him off the dole
He’s going to kill our soul.

mourinho oh oh oh
Mourinho oh oh oh

says levy’s promised him cash
We know that’s a bunch of gash ?

Repeat at will

Poor Will.