Being a premiership footballer living in the manchester/liverpool area

[teok]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/oct/07/everton-tom-cleverley-burglars-manchester-home

This seems to happen so much now it's ridiculous.

 

[penfold_99]

Misreading burglars as burgles did set up the possibility of a very interesting story but unfortunately not, just another day where someone cant be arsed to be a law abiding citizen.

 

[spursfan77]

It all seems a bit too suspect for me. Almost like someone is tipping the burglars off

 

[Lilbaz]

It all seems a bit too suspect for me. Almost like someone is tipping the burglars off

Maybe. But do they really need to be tipped off? The people were at home. Do you lock up and have alarms on when at home?

 

[spursfan77]

Maybe. But do they really need to be tipped off? The people were at home. Do you lock up and have alarms on when at home?

Nope. But then again I'm not a multi millionaire footballer. Get your point though, it's why they are being easily targeted, because they're footballers.

Burglars are ****s though. Should have their hands cut off if caught.

 

[Lilbaz]

Nope. But then again I'm not a multi millionaire footballer. Get your point though, it's why they are being easily targeted, because they're footballers.

Burglars are ****s though. Should have their hands cut off if caught.

You'd think the police would have a good idea who they were. They're definitely not opportunists.

 

[YiddoInPoland]

Suprised that footballers around the area don't get some form of security element written into contracts, happens alot there with high profile players when people are at home.

Sure they could afford it themseleves too.

Rich or poor its a shitty deal

 

[Lilbaz]

Suprised that footballers around the area don't get some form of security element written into contracts, happens alot there with high profile players when people are at home.

Sure they could afford it themseleves too.

Rich or poor its a shitty deal

Panic buttons all over the house with quick reaction from police or private security.
Fuck it a massive gated compound.

Or just move out of liverpool.

 

[YiddoInPoland]

Panic buttons all over the house with quick reaction from police or private security.
Fuck it a massive gated compound.

Or just move out of liverpool.

If you had the money you would do it surely.

Its something i sadly think about it i ever got rich..... but my idea also involves robot controlled machine guns so bot based on reality.....that and i have about a fiver in the bank.

 

[Lilbaz]

If you had the money you would do it surely.

Its something i sadly think about it i ever got rich..... but my idea also involves robot controlled machine guns so bot based on reality.....that and i have about a fiver in the bank.

I'd just move out of liverpool. Fuck it, if i had money i'd move out of britain. Can't understand why footballers aren't scrambling to play in italy or spain or southern france. Might be a bit less money but a lot nicer lifestyle.

 

[whitechina]

If you had the money you would do it surely.

Its something i sadly think about it i ever got rich..... but my idea also involves robot controlled machine guns so bot based on reality.....that and i have about a fiver in the bank.

can i borrow a fiver for a big mac meal pleeeeze?

 

[YiddoInPoland]

can i borrow a fiver for a big mac meal pleeeeze?

Computer says no....

 

[Spurger King]

It all seems a bit too suspect for me. Almost like someone is tipping the burglars off

To be fair, it's not difficult to anticipate Cleveley's movement.

 

[Amo]

Nope. But then again I'm not a multi millionaire footballer. Get your point though, it's why they are being easily targeted, because they're footballers.

Burglars are ****s though. Should have their hands cut off if caught.

How very sharia of you.

 

[YiddoInPoland]

How very sharia of you.

If only this happened in Luton....apparently

 

[tony_parkes]

Panic buttons all over the house with quick reaction from police or private security.
Fuck it a massive gated compound.

Or just move out of liverpool.

Cleverly lives in Manchester.

 

[KentuckyYid]

If you had the money you would do it surely.

Its something i sadly think about it i ever got rich..... but my idea also involves robot controlled machine guns so bot based on reality.....that and i have about a fiver in the bank.

Funny you should say that. I saw a demo of one recently that was bloody accurate. It was pretty amazing although currently I pity any wildlife scavenging for food in its owners backyard... Although that fix is in and should be included on its next update as it's not too difficult for sensors to differentiate between a human and an animal.

I'm getting a 700lb robot in the New Year although it's not as sexy as a defence system! Mine will mop/scrub 90,000 Sq Ft of floor in 2 hours. I'll be the first person in the US to have one, plus I'm getting it for free (in exchange for data), so there's that little sexy element to it.

 

[YiddoInPoland]

Funny you should say that. I saw a demo of one recently that was bloody accurate. It was pretty amazing although currently I pity any wildlife scavenging for food in its owners backyard... Although that fix is in and should be included on its next update as it's not too difficult for sensors to differentiate between a human and an animal.

I'm getting a 700lb robot in the New Year although it's not as sexy as a defence system! Mine will mop/scrub 90,000 Sq Ft of floor in 2 hours. I'll be the first person in the US to have one, plus I'm getting it for free (in exchange for data), so there's that little sexy element to it.

Probably shouldn't say this about skynet style tech but.....niiiice

 

[neilp]

Panic buttons all over the house with quick reaction from police or private security.
Fuck it a massive gated compound.

Or just move out of liverpool.

I think Liverpool should be a massive gated compound...

 

[Lilbaz]

I think Liverpool should be a massive gated compound...

As long as the locks are on the outside.