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Best Football Chant Of All Time?

we_all_loved_freund

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I think this is brilliant (even if it is by a Villa fan). One of my Villa mates said they have come up with a few good chants this season as they are so bored watching the football.

Anybody else got any inventive chants they can put forward for the title of best chant ever?

 

hughy

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Nov 18, 2007
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Not sure about best, but we certainly have a case for worst with our old Modric one. It's the only reason I'm glad he left...
 

N17ForLife

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I think the Benteke chant was copied from a Simon Mignolet version from while he played for Swansea! That said I'm sure it didn't originate from there either!

 

LSUY

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Jul 12, 2005
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Surely the best one was the chant directed to Rio Ferdinand when he was banned for missing a drugs test:

His name is Rio and he watches from the stand

or

When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora
 

nightgoat

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Sep 12, 2005
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Posh Spice is a slapper, she wears a Wonderbra, and when she's shagging Beckham she thinks of Ginola.
 

ERO

The artist f.k.a Steffen Freund - Mentalist ****
Jun 8, 2003
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Poor performance, quality chant/song

 

haxman

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Always liked the 'Cheer up Kevin Keegan' one.

Or "when the ball hits the back of the Liverpool net, that's Traore"
 

TheChosenOne

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Dec 13, 2005
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Peter Shilton got caught drunk in his motor shagging away from home with a bird called Tina ..

There were many songs about that episode but the only one I can remember is ..

"Tina Tina we have all been between her"
 

Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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Ji-Sung, wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
Could be worse - you could be Scouse
Eating rats in your council house
 

stevenurse

Palacios' neck fat
May 14, 2007
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Na na na na na na na na na rafa Van der Vaart - for atmosphere

The Liverpool midfield one from 2005 was genius tbf to the scousers
 

moomin

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definitely not the best of all time but i cant get it out of my frickin head
 
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