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Bobbins

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May 5, 2005
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Brilliant :lol:

4. Adebayor had practiced his after-goal celebration for many hours & been coached at a top London dance studio in the posh part of the capitol and he was, consequently, made to look a right prick by Liverpool going straight up the other end, directly from the kick off, and winning the penalty.
 

Sally_G

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May 31, 2005
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This tickled me:

Thieves took advantage of the " Battle of Britain " Champions League match Between Liverpool and Arsenal on Wednesday night to burgle two more footballers homes. The first unfortunate player was Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard . The crooks got away with countless items of football memorabilia including many of Gerrard's own medals. Amongst the items currently being hunted by police are

2 FA Cup winners medals
FA Youth Cup winners medal
2 league cup winners medals
Champions league winners medal
Uefa cup winners medal
2 super cup winners medals
2 charity shield winners medals

They also took a number of personal awards including player of the year, young player of the year and his much cherished MBE.

The other unfortunate player to be targeted was Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas. Thieves are thought have escaped with a kettle and a toaster.
 
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