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[hughy]

BRING ON THE PUNS

You (mostly) didn't disappoint. Here we go...

Hopefully can brush this under the carpet and roll on with the partnership...

6/10 and 7/10 = avg. 6.5/10

You mean we should just gloss over it?

8/10, but only because you've got credit in the bank for being the forums funniest poster.

Does it mean we should make MATT DOHERTY captain?

2/10, physically made me sick.

I’m sure that @Nine while nine will gloss over this at some point and give us his take on it.

0.5/10, he already did. You even stole his pun...

We are buying an Irish international , Dec o’ Rator

4/10, as long as we can make him captain ahead of MATT DOHERTY

In all honesty watching Spurs play lately has been like watching paint dry

5/10, you also win the "I could see this pun coming from miles away" award.

It's been giving me emulsional problems.

6/10, but I'd have used "I'm getting emulsional thinking about it".

I bet that social media guy is going to be walking on eggshell for a bit.

No?

I'll get my overalls.

4.5/10, just on the edge of acceptable.

Poor guy will be out of the job after those replies.

I had a chuckle at them, not gonna lie.

1/10, I'm not sure there's even a pun here but it was still better than @neilp's attempt.

It's masking over our problems if you ask me

3/10, at this point I can't even remember what puns we have and haven't had, so I'll assume this one has been done.

I don't know why Spurs Twitter even put it out there.

It's a bit of a shaggy dog story, really.

7/10, thinking outside the pun box, I like it.

Levy should be decorated for closing out such an important business deal

6.5/10, again, nice original attempt. Not sure our fans will agree with the sentiment though.

Do you reckon he's going to be laid off?

I'll get my top coat.

2/10, if your last was just on the edge of acceptable, you're currently freefalling from the Skywalk.

There’s not enough Pollyfilla in the world to deal with the cracks in our defence.

6/10, again I can't remember whether a pollyfilla reference has been made, but it made me chuckle.

Great. All that paint to watch dry gives us another more entertaining use of our time than watching us play.

2/10, see @Who’s our next manager?'s above post. A sad rehash of a predictable pun.




That'll do.

 

[Spartanspurs]

You (mostly) didn't disappoint. Here we go...



6/10 and 7/10 = avg. 6.5/10

8/10, but only because you've got credit in the bank for being the forums funniest poster.

2/10, physically made me sick.

0.5/10, he already did. You even stole his pun...

4/10, as long as we can make him captain ahead of MATT DOHERTY

5/10, you also win the "I could see this pun coming from miles away" award.

6/10, but I'd have used "I'm getting emulsional thinking about it".

4.5/10, just on the edge of acceptable.

1/10, I'm not sure there's even a pun here but it was still better than @neilp's attempt.

3/10, at this point I can't even remember what puns we have and haven't had, so I'll assume this one has been done.

7/10, thinking outside the pun box, I like it.

6.5/10, again, nice original attempt. Not sure our fans will agree with the sentiment though.

2/10, if your last was just on the edge of acceptable, you're currently freefalling from the Skywalk.

6/10, again I can't remember whether a pollyfilla reference has been made, but it made me chuckle.

2/10, see @Who’s our next manager?'s above post. A sad rehash of a predictable pun.




That'll do.

I see you're have a productive day at work

 

[hughy]

I see you're have a productive day at work

I just got back to the office from a survey in Slough, so this thread cheered me up no end...

 

[HodisGawd]

Levy, eh. He's just all about the Monet.

 

[WiganSpur]

Can’t wait for Mourinho to be asked about this

 

[topper]

Should have been Durex so we can have more protection for our defence!

 

[Hazelton]

I bet Dulux are fuming with their social media staff.

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

You (mostly) didn't disappoint. Here we go...



6/10 and 7/10 = avg. 6.5/10

8/10, but only because you've got credit in the bank for being the forums funniest poster.

2/10, physically made me sick.

0.5/10, he already did. You even stole his pun...

4/10, as long as we can make him captain ahead of MATT DOHERTY

5/10, you also win the "I could see this pun coming from miles away" award.

6/10, but I'd have used "I'm getting emulsional thinking about it".

4.5/10, just on the edge of acceptable.

1/10, I'm not sure there's even a pun here but it was still better than @neilp's attempt.

3/10, at this point I can't even remember what puns we have and haven't had, so I'll assume this one has been done.

7/10, thinking outside the pun box, I like it.

6.5/10, again, nice original attempt. Not sure our fans will agree with the sentiment though.

2/10, if your last was just on the edge of acceptable, you're currently freefalling from the Skywalk.

6/10, again I can't remember whether a pollyfilla reference has been made, but it made me chuckle.

2/10, see @Who’s our next manager?'s above post. A sad rehash of a predictable pun.




That'll do.

Well look at you, cutting in.

 

[dagraham]

I bet Dulux are fuming with their social media staff.

I imagine they’ll be giving them the brush off.

 

[archiewasking]

The paint puns are getting thinner.

 

[VegasII]

You’re painting yourselves into a corner with these jokes.

 

[Greybeard]

You have to laugh. I've only survived as a Spurs fan by having a sense of humour.

 

[Shadydan]

You have to laugh. I've only survived as a Spurs fan by having a sense of humour.

What the hell kind of pun is this?

 

[thecook]

What the hell kind of pun is this?

yeah, they should be emulshunned!

 

[jbstarr14]

Any jokes about ‘having no width because our wide players are always cutting in’ yet...?

 

[teok]

 

[mumfordspur]

Now all the puns are out of the way this reminds me of a few seasons ago when we signed no-one.
"THFC are pleased to announce Ethel the tealady has signed a new contract with the club until 2025"

Shakespeare would have had a few fine words to say about this piece of nonsense.

 

[shelfboy68]

I suppose having Dulux as a sponsor really Crowns it off.

 

[thecook]

Now all the puns are out of the way this reminds me of a few seasons ago when we signed no-one.
"THFC are pleased to announce Ethel the tealady has signed a new contract with the club until 2025"

Shakespeare would have had a few fine words to say about this piece of nonsense.

There's plenty more in the mix

 

[Dannyspur]

I will only comment on all of this talk of Dulux Once and let some other aerosol take the Crown with their silky skills. I won't poster lot more as I fear it wood stain my good reputation. Time for me to scraper and varnish off the thread I think.