Caption Competition redux

[Sauniere]

Mine:

Abramovich: No Gus, that's a dog, I said do an impression of a seal

 

[smithym]

Sure you had 2 points from 8 games, but can you do this?

 

[KingKay]

One potato, two potato, three potato, ball .....

... thats poor

 

[NickHSpurs]

Guus does his best Mido impression

 

[gibbs131]

"Around ze vorld with my giant yo-yo"

 

[punky]

A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeeh, macarena

 

[MattyP]

Use the force my padawan learner.

With the force you can use your tie to move the ball upwards.

 

[tRiKS]

Gus Hiddink is diagnosed with an aggressive form of Arsenlimphoma, it’s symptoms include not being able to see things that are or happen right in front of you. see pic above.

Later Gus was seen steering a suspicious looking horse drawn coach shouting “lolly pops” further strengthening claims that he indeed has developed Arsenlimphoma.

 

[gibbs131]

"Which on of ewe kicked that over ere? No wandah you are in tha fackin reserves!"

 

[tony0379]

not even guus's jedi mind tricks could help chelsea against tottenham

 

[MattyP]

Okay Mrs Cole, I shall put my hand on your head like this, I will hold my cock to your mouth like this and you will feel my length. I'm so excited even my tie has an erection.

Who the fuck threw that ball at me, oh it's you cashley, fuck off and pull another minging hairdresser.

 

[roosh]

Guus is literally Trippin' Balls

Mine:

Abramovich: No Gus, that's a dog, I said do an impression of a seal

Guus: im about to be part of the chemical generation , doves,playboys,biscuit barrells,callys,clear caps ,china whites,rhubarbs,looney tunes,new yorkers bang on it ,large in it , the full monty,
safe as houses ,pair of trousers ,for a laugh lets ave another half

Hi man, what have you had? Reach for the lasers.... safe as fuck

 

[AdelaideSpur]

You seen bicycle kick? this is bicycle header!

 

[coldasice199]

"Shit, were losing!

Better switch to managerial master plan 2,

Praying Mantis Style"

 

[Bill_Oddie]

GH: Note to self: get new maid. This one can't iron for shit.

 

[Arnoldtoo]

Only by throwing a ball at his head can you stop Guus playing "Shit, We're Losing" on his giant invisible piano.

 

[mil1lion]

Aga doo doo doo,
From Arshavin to Kalou,
Aga doo doo doo,
What the fucks a man to do?
On the left or on the right,
He still looks fucking shite,
Come and dance every night,
'Cos the Russia job is still alright

 

[Sauniere]

Aga doo doo doo,
From Arshavin to Kalou,
Aga doo doo doo,
What the fucks a man to do?
On the left or on the right,
He still looks fucking shite,
Come and dance every night,
'Cos the Russia job is still alright

lol nice one. Wouldn't let me rep you though sorry

 

[roosh]

Trippin' Balls

Still trippin' Balls after a heavy night in Turnmills, Guus shouts instructions at his players for a corner:
"big fish, little fish, cardboard box!"