City's Lech Poznan...
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L.A. Yiddo
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I liked it when a couple of foreign clubs used to do it, it had real energy and passion, City's fans look so half arsed and confused doing it. They also don't do it for a very prolonged period of time, I love how abroad they miss the game and provide the atmosphere for the team.
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http://mcfc.co.uk/News/FA-Cup-countdown/2011/May/Bluffers-guide-to-City
We all know we have at least 3 fans, and that manager Roberto Mancini is waiting for his P45.
Loyalty, commitment, passion, a sense of humour - Manchester City fans have none of these things. But now, a shitload of money has allowed them to become truly unbearable.
Success means we’ll be welcoming a new generation of fans from all over the globe...just before they get wise and head for the Old Trafford stadium tour.
Champions League qualification and the FA Cup Final will mean hundreds of thousands of bandwagon-hopping gloryhunters will adopt the Blues as their chosen side and with that in mind, here is a guide to help these people, complete with subtitles for the stupid:
Our fans’ anthem is Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now, a song written by Liam Gallagher, Mike Summerbee and that bloke from Inspiral Carpets. We don’t sing the whole song - just the chorus - because we've all shot ourselves long before that - this is the measure of how City gets into your soul, and how supporting the team is as depressing as f**k.
If asked where we play our football, it’s the Council House – also nicknamed Wastelands due to the total wastes of space we've signed. It’s worth noting that from 2012 fans can watch our matches on Cartoon Network, and probably Channel 5, once we get our arses kicked in Europe.
If you are asked who your favourite players are, keep refreshing Wikipedia every five minutes because, let's face it, we're signing everyone who possesses more than one leg. Pro tip: prove you're a real City fan by cheering Carlos Tevez as he waves goodbye from the window of the 9am flight to Milan.
If we defy history and tradition by actually scoring a goal, you may be asked to join in a ‘Poznan’. Don’t say ‘Piss off, you celebration-stealing bastard’, simply turn your back to the pitch, put your arms around the shoulders of the person on either side and jump up and down until more money falls out of Sheik Mansour's wallet.
This will be our first FA Cup Final since 10000BC, so don’t try and bluff your way through historical facts. The last time we won a trophy, we paraded the Cup through the jungle on the back of a Brontosaurus.
Of course, in the fullness of time you’ll pick up ‘The Knowledge’ and become a suicidal City fan just like the rest of us. Until then...anyone got a stream for the United match, please?
We all know we have at least 3 fans, and that manager Roberto Mancini is waiting for his P45.
Loyalty, commitment, passion, a sense of humour - Manchester City fans have none of these things. But now, a shitload of money has allowed them to become truly unbearable.
Success means we’ll be welcoming a new generation of fans from all over the globe...just before they get wise and head for the Old Trafford stadium tour.
Champions League qualification and the FA Cup Final will mean hundreds of thousands of bandwagon-hopping gloryhunters will adopt the Blues as their chosen side and with that in mind, here is a guide to help these people, complete with subtitles for the stupid:
Our fans’ anthem is Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now, a song written by Liam Gallagher, Mike Summerbee and that bloke from Inspiral Carpets. We don’t sing the whole song - just the chorus - because we've all shot ourselves long before that - this is the measure of how City gets into your soul, and how supporting the team is as depressing as f**k.
If asked where we play our football, it’s the Council House – also nicknamed Wastelands due to the total wastes of space we've signed. It’s worth noting that from 2012 fans can watch our matches on Cartoon Network, and probably Channel 5, once we get our arses kicked in Europe.
If you are asked who your favourite players are, keep refreshing Wikipedia every five minutes because, let's face it, we're signing everyone who possesses more than one leg. Pro tip: prove you're a real City fan by cheering Carlos Tevez as he waves goodbye from the window of the 9am flight to Milan.
If we defy history and tradition by actually scoring a goal, you may be asked to join in a ‘Poznan’. Don’t say ‘Piss off, you celebration-stealing bastard’, simply turn your back to the pitch, put your arms around the shoulders of the person on either side and jump up and down until more money falls out of Sheik Mansour's wallet.
This will be our first FA Cup Final since 10000BC, so don’t try and bluff your way through historical facts. The last time we won a trophy, we paraded the Cup through the jungle on the back of a Brontosaurus.
Of course, in the fullness of time you’ll pick up ‘The Knowledge’ and become a suicidal City fan just like the rest of us. Until then...anyone got a stream for the United match, please?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib70m35Pc5Q&feature=related
Against young Spurs
They are a top crew in Poland at the moment too bad goverment closed their stadium...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZtnxHhTvZU
Against young Spurs
They are a top crew in Poland at the moment too bad goverment closed their stadium...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZtnxHhTvZU
nuttynoah
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doesn't it
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:lol: I hadn't thought of that. Brilliant!
van_Pommel
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I dont get this at all. What are you all on about?
DEFchenkOE
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When City celebrate jumping up and down with their backs to goal, they copied Lech Poznan after they saw them doing it in the EL.
van_Pommel
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How is that funny?
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