Clarke Carlisle / commentators

[scorpion64]

Is this guy for real. Talks crap. Surely ITV has someone better to commentate / summerise.

 

[jj87]

Jermain Defoe...fantastic strike!

Er........

 

[riggi]

Anoying way he speaks.

 

[SugarRay]

Matterface is a Chelsea fan and Carlisle is famous for anything but his actual football career ( alcoholic, countdown, pfa role etc ) awful player

Why do they always work our games!!!!

 

[JerryGarcia]

That was the worst commentary I've ever heard, there was so much wrong. He's payed to have an opinion about football and he didn't even know that Vertonghen has played LB before.

 

[Misfit]

He's been awful ever since they let him loose on championship games on sky yrs ago. No idea how he's grown in popularity since then.

Utter fucking dreck.

 

[Conando]

The basic requirement for any commentator is the ability to identify the players on the pitch. They can't even do that!

 

[Ian Kane]

The commentary was as bad as the game. It's games like that you need the commentators to help it along but Clarke Carlisle has as much personality as drying paint.

 

[absolute bobbins]

I like Matterface, he doesn't let the bias shine through but Clark is like a bad impression of Stan Collymore.
Both reasonably intelligent with funny accents but Carlisle talks utter tosh when behind the mic!

 

[JerryGarcia]

I wish each club had their own commentator, it could be like the Sky fan zone but with ex pro's.

 

[Locotoro]

I wish each club had their own commentator, it could be like the Sky fan zone but with ex pro's.

Good shout. Who would be ours?

 

[JerryGarcia]

Good shout. Who would be ours?

Maybe Micky Hazard? Freund would funny if he didn't already work for us on match days.

 

[Misfit]

Good shout. Who would be ours?

Mabs. Ledge and has a squeaky voice.

 

[hellava_tough]

Ginola all the way

Although we wouldn't be able to see his hand gestures

 

[Nine while nine]

Good shout. Who would be ours?

Hmm, a Spurs legend with a fantastic voice currently looking for work after recently being sacked from his last job as a pundit...

Nope, can't think of anyone.

EDIT: Just beaten to it...

 

[Vwbottom]

He forgot Sam's name at one point, called him Stan...

 

[animal]

Well if anyone other than Spurs and Sheriff fans cared about the game then maybe there would be some decent commentators but until we get to the latter stages of the competition we can't hope for much more than Clarke Carlisle and Sam Whatshisface.

 

[JerryGarcia]

Well if anyone other than Spurs and Sheriff fans cared about the game then maybe there would be some decent commentators but until we get to the latter stages of the competition we can't hope for much more than Clarke Carlisle and Sam Whatshisface.

But why give him a job at all? I mean they might as well hire Ronald McDonald as commentator, he has the same knowledge of the game as Carlisle with the added bonus of being able to cook an arguably tasty burger.

 

[Lufti]

Yeah that would be brilliant, even one commentator representing each team commentating together would be good. See a repeat of Neville v Carragher in United v Liverpool games for example

 

[CornerPinDreamer]

guys, just listen with the sound off...