Crouch the media whore

[matt5768]

Not sure if this has been mentioned before, but have just seen the new sky go advert where surpirse surprise Peter Crouch is doing some crazy dance....during the summer I have seen his face on more adverts and billboards than i care to remember!

Hes been a decent servant to us but if he did move to stoke i for one wouldnt be particuarly upset!

Maybe he has the same media agent as Redknapp :wink:

 

[ajspurs]

So what? :shrug:

 

[SpunkyBackpack]

I hate everything!!!!!

 

[Donki]

lol big deal, if he can make a pound or 2 out of it whats the problem? I would hardly call him a media whore, you should be writing headlines for the sun.

 

[tommo84]

I'd rather he be a media whore by dancing like a fool and poking fun at himself than in the Rio Ferdinand manner of using his twitter feed to comment on anything and everything, often passing judgement on others without showing any of the humility that should be shown by someone who, in the eyes of the sport's regulators, is a drug cheat.

 

[dickyid]

Didn't Rene Higuita do a Sugar Puffs ad? Did you call him rude names too?

 

[RickyVilla]

I vote we lock him in a wardrobe when he isn't playing or training

 

[StartingPrice]

I vote we lock him in a wardrobe when he isn't playing or training

Bluddy big wardrobe mg:

 

[3Dnata]

I vote we lock him in a wardrobe when he isn't playing or training

And take turns with his wife.

 

[Hot-Spur]

Would be better if he spent his free time practicing his woeful shooting rather than making silly ad's.

 

[rabbikeane]

Crouch will be on Strictly Come Dancing as soon as he retires

 

[DFF]

The fact that advertisers are willing to spend good money on Crouchy because they think he'll sell their product is more of a sad reflection on our society than anything. Honestly, what mega-mongols out there are buying stuff cos Crouch is associated with it?

 

[StartingPrice]

The fact that advertisers are willing to spend good money on Crouchy because they think he'll sell their product is more of a sad reflection on our society than anything. Honestly, what mega-mongols out there are buying stuff cos Crouch is associated with it?

Funny if it weren't soooooo true

 

[3Dnata]

The fact that advertisers are willing to spend good money on Crouchy because they think he'll sell their product is more of a sad reflection on our society than anything. Honestly, what mega-mongols out there are buying stuff cos Crouch is associated with it?

Who exactly is the target market for Crouch, I hate to think.

 

[StartingPrice]

Who exactly is the target market for Crouch, I hate to think.

People who like to laugh at freaksEek

 

[matt5768]

People who like to laugh at freaksEek

Lol too true, hes almost becoming more well known for his dopey dancing than his footballing abilities!

Yes, fair play hes earning extra money for the advertising but the dance on the sky sports advert is horrendous

 

[gilzeantheking]

Crouch will be on Strictly Come Dancing as soon as he retires

I cannot wait to see him in Lycra & sequins doing the Samba mg:mg:mg:

 

[Hot-Spur]

I cannot wait to see him in Lycra & sequins doing the Samba mg:mg:mg:

Crouch in lycra? Eek The thought is quite horrifying mg:

 

[Marty]

Crouchy the manwhore more like

 

[dagraham]

Crouchy the manwhore more like

Love Crouchy….

This just reminds me of his famous quote when asked “What would you have been if you weren’t a footballer?”

His reply : “A virgin”