David Bentley Song

[yiddotilidie]

I think I've come up with a blinder - but im sure the grinch mob will shoot me down.....

To the 'you are my sunshine' tune....

Oh David Bentley,
Is in his twenties,
He makes me happy,
When skies are grey,
He lobbed Almunia,
The dirty Gonner,
So dont you take my Bentley away...

:shake: or :clap:?

 

[punky]

 

[MattyP]

It's good, but I'm pretty sure Bentley's sing will be one of

Bentley, from the half way line (repeat)

Or

Chim chiminee chim chiminee chim chim cheroo, Bentley from 40 and Lennon from 2

Or

To tune of liverpools torres song

He scored that goal against the scum, hur ra, hur ra

From 40 yards he beat almunina, hur ra,

He always knew he was a yid

Even when he was a kid

David Bentley tottenhams number 5

 

[yiddotilidie]

It's good, but I'm pretty sure Bentley's sing will be one of

Bentley, from the half way line (repeat)

Or

Chim chiminee chim chiminee chim chim cheroo, Bentley from 40 and Lennon from 2

Or

To tune of liverpools torres song

He scored that goal against the scum, hur ra, hur ra

From 40 yards he beat almunina, hur ra,

He always knew he was a yid

Even when he was a kid

David Bentley tottenhams number 5

yea I like that, its a really catchy tune.

Luka needs a song.

 

[MattyP]

yea I like that, its a really catchy tune.

Luka needs a song.

Yeah, have heard it a few times, but when at the game on Saturday I really did like it, quite catchy.

We've had such a turnaround on players that quite a few need songs.

 

[alextheyid]

It's good, but I'm pretty sure Bentley's sing will be one of

Bentley, from the half way line (repeat)

Or

Chim chiminee chim chiminee chim chim cheroo, Bentley from 40 and Lennon from 2

Or

To tune of liverpools torres song

He scored that goal against the scum, hur ra, hur ra

From 40 yards he beat almunina, hur ra,

He always knew he was a yid

Even when he was a kid

David Bentley tottenhams number 5

thats quality! :clap:

 

[yiddotilidie]

It's good, but I'm pretty sure Bentley's sing will be one of

Bentley, from the half way line (repeat)

Or

Chim chiminee chim chiminee chim chim cheroo, Bentley from 40 and Lennon from 2

Or

To tune of liverpools torres song

He scored that goal against the scum, hur ra, hur ra

From 40 yards he beat almunina, hur ra,

Ever since he was a kid

he always knew he was a yid

David Bentley tottenhams number 5

I just tweaked it a little bit.

 

[JKSpurs]

that Torres song the scousers made up must be the best ever player song ever... fantastic.

The bentley rip off is not bad its just almunia sticks a bit.

 

[Bristol Coys]

Anyone got a link to it on YouTube or similar?

 

[Equilibrium]

When David goes marching down the wing, Bentley, Bentley
When David goes marching down the wing, Bentley, Bentley
When David goes marching down the wing the Paxton end will fucking sing
cos we all know th-at Bentley's gonna score.

Stolen straight from Man Utd

(N.B. the Paxon end will probably not sing)

 

[buttons]

What are the words to the Torres song? Always thought that sounded quality, would be good if we could adapt

 

[yiddotilidie]

The arm band said he was a red, torres torres,
you'll never walk alone it said torres, torres,
we bought the boy from sunny spain,
give him the ball he scores again,
fernando torres liverpools number 9...

na na na na na na na na torres torres.

It all starts tho with,

'bounce in a minute, were gonna bounce in a minute, bounce in a minute....so after the liverpool game i started our own bounce in a minute when we left the ground!!

 

[JKSpurs]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUjRQfJ3f74

 

[JamesTheYiddo]

Anyone got a link to it on YouTube or similar?

[yt]v/DUjRQfJ3f74[/yt]

 

[mil1lion]

We dont have to sing the Bentley one with a scouse accent though do we?

 

[Adam456]

To tune of liverpools torres song

Isn't that to the tune of 'The animals went in two-by-two'

Yoof of today etc.

 

[Equilibrium]

Isn't that to the tune of 'The animals went in two-by-two'

Yoof of today etc.

Which is actually an American Civil war song, When Johnny Comes Marching Home.

yoof of today etc.

 

[Bronno]

Which is actually an American Civil war song, When Johnny Comes Marching Home.

yoof of today etc.

Which was arguably taken from an old Irish anti-war song "Johnny I hardly Knew Ye" according to 'highly accurate' sources (wikipedia).

Yoof.

 

[Equilibrium]

yoof yoof yoof

 

[spurdownunder]

We dont have to sing the Bentley one with a scouse accent though do we?

Not mandatory, but if I'm standing next to someone singing with a Scouse accent, I'll have one hand on my wallet for the duration.