David Blaine........

[yiddotilidie]

........was gutted today to find out that his record for spending 48 days in a box doing fuck all has been broken by Darren Bent.... :lol:

 

[brasil_spur]

He scored against Krakow at home on 18th September, which was 22 days ago, so.....FAIL

although the attempt at humour and lightening the mood around here is appreciated.

 

[yiddotilidie]

Perhaps we should stick Bent in an Ice Cube for the season tho??

 

[brasil_spur]

LOL! i agree with the sentiment.

 

[MattyP]

In related news, David Copperfield has contacted Jermaine Jenas to find out how he too can disappear for 45 minutes at a time.

 

[yiddotilidie]

OH no, the Jenas debate will be ignited again.....wait for the punches!!

Im a JJ fan by the way, but lets use this thread to mock our boys lets lighten the mood.

Next in related news......

All drama teachers throughout the world are flocking to White Hart Lane to study Didier Zokoras acting abilities as the word spreads that he is impersonating being a footballer!

 

[Dougal]

Damn, you got there before me :doh:

brasil_spur, you're a comedian's worst nightmare...

 

[Montasura]

OH no, the Jenas debate will be ignited again.....wait for the punches!!

Im a JJ fan by the way, but lets use this thread to mock our boys lets lighten the mood.

Next in related news......

All drama teachers throughout the world are flocking to White Hart Lane to study Didier Zokoras acting abilities as the word spreads that he is impersonating being a footballer!

Jenas????............Who is that.....does he play for Spurs?? :wink:

 

[yiddotilidie]

He certainly does, he always gets back ache after carrying Zoko the Clown in every single game...

 

[MattyP]

In related news, Police in the Tottenham area are requesting Derren Brown returns to WHL and awakes Michael Dawson from his hypnosis, as he's been impersonating Titus Bramble for the last two years.

 

[worcestersauce]

In related news, David Copperfield has contacted Jermaine Jenas to find out how he too can disappear for 45 minutes at a time.

I can answer that, it's not magic, it's a trick of the eye, actually his trick is never to stand in one place or stop running long enough for people to see him.

 

[yiddotilidie]

Police are investigating a serious claim made by Tottenham Hotspur after they were mugged for 5million pounds with the money being replaced for Kevin Prince Boateng.

 

[MattyP]

Paul Daniels has asked Debbie McGee to get his wig back off David Bentley.

You'll like this, not a lot

 

[fazza]

Oh dear (leaves the thread)

 

[Montasura]

Oh dear (leaves the thread)

Don't leave, Fazza, because this is as good as it gets this season with Spurs:grin:

 

[Dougal]

Wow, these aren't just awful jokes, they're awful sentences!

 

[tRiKS]

piff-Pav-poof

 

[Bromavinci]

In Breaking news North London police are leading enquiries into a residents missing pet claim;

"well it has been missing for almost a year, i didnt think to report it until now as I thought it would have returned by now, god i miss my proud cockeral"

What???

 

[Damian99]

On the subject of Darren Bent, what do a jigsaw and Benty have in common?. They both fall to pieces in the box

 

[lily_lane]

On the subject of Darren Bent, what do a jigsaw and Benty have in common?. They both fall to pieces in the box

Oh God! That one's as old as the hills! :shake:

But the others on page one gave me a chuckle, so cheers! :cheers:

Dougal has obviously lost his sense of humour. :razz:

Makes a change from the crap '3 points' jokes everyone else is making at our expense. :roll: