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How about finding out you've just become the first test patient of the nearly qualified Dr Martin Jol, the burliest proctologist in all the Netherlands...
Liverpool not getting their loan extended and the ice hockey club sale falling through? Forcing them to sell Torres to Citeh followed by Rafa and Wenger being burnt as paedos?
Or how about Iraqi oil being sold cheaper than Sheikh oil and bankrupting Man City?
I kind of expect it to involve homegrown players, maybe even for EPL games, especially as Chelsea are buying English squad players.