Edit: The not so big story hitting football world later in the week

[Rocksuperstar]

How about finding out you've just become the first test patient of the nearly qualified Dr Martin Jol, the burliest proctologist in all the Netherlands...

 

[mil1lion]

Stop listing Spurskings fantasies please and get back on topic

 

[Warik]

Wasn't Maradona banned for drugs in 94...during the world cup. Surely thats bigger than the playoffs?

 

[Bonjour]

Of course it is.

As has been said.. anti-climax. Like when you're about to shoot your load and then realise that your penis is actually in Steven Hawking's mouth. It happens.

 

[3Dnata]

Have you been outside guys?
The "world of football" is reeling from this and bracing itself for more shocks.
Fans are gathering outside Wembley, Michael Jackson's memorial has been cancelled, Pele is hugging Bobby Charlton outside Old Trafford and there's going to be a 48 hour non stop special broadcast on all the Sky channels.

 

[ripley]

Liverpool not getting their loan extended and the ice hockey club sale falling through? Forcing them to sell Torres to Citeh followed by Rafa and Wenger being burnt as paedos?

Or how about Iraqi oil being sold cheaper than Sheikh oil and bankrupting Man City?


I kind of expect it to involve homegrown players, maybe even for EPL games, especially as Chelsea are buying English squad players.

Sorry...but you're well wide of the mark here. Les Canadiens sale to the Molson family has hit no bumps so far (as much as I wish it would).