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Everything I loved about Tottenham's dismantlement of Chelsea at Three-Point Lane' by Dear Mr Levy

whitestreak

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This is a great read.....

Holy Christ, that was magnificent. I can't say I ever imagined we'd rout Chelsea five something in the build up to the game. I doubt anyone of us did but then that's probably more to do with our automated defensive mechanism that nurtures self-deprecation to protect us from the God given certainty we'd get spanked.

The expected (predicted) defeat was meant to be dished out by the almost unstoppable champions elect versus a home side that prefers to travel away to accumulate points. Oh ye of little faith (i.e. me). This game was textbook Tottenham. Not the Spursy definition that is commonly associated with calamitous football narratives but rather the true essence of its meaning that wraps itself around the astonishing performances that we can at times unexpectedly produce. These are the moments that make everything feel so perfect even if they remain rare moments of beauty. It's why these games are worth so much more when experienced less often (although I'd be happy to sample them more, I'm greedy like that).

Emotive intro over so let's break this defining derby up into segments.

The Re-birth

It's been a long time coming but Spurs awakened to rapturous applause and pride in front of a White Hart Lane crowd positively buzzing, feeding into the game with noise that fuelled the players into giving something back to the supporters. This was the missing spark. This now has to be our benchmark for future home games. The players can produce against Chelsea so there should be no reason not to perform against the likes of WBA or Stoke. The level of professionalism key towards retaining a winning mentality that embodies resilience - no matter the opposing teams perceived quality. This game might prove to be the catalyst but will only be remembered as one if we repeat the same intensity again.

Selection

Be damned with attempting to criticise the coach pre-match. Firstly, he sees so much more than we do. So when supporters bemoan the inclusion of players they don't rate it's highly doubtful they're in the starting line-up without merit. With so much emphasis on expectancy, we don't always grasp patience and we almost always focus on the negatives rather than the future we're working towards.

Pochettino is months into his tenure. He's already made decisions based on selecting players he can trust, players he knows will embrace his instructions. That doesn't necessarily mean it will all work from the off. It takes time, it takes mistakes. It can also take sheer luck. Circumstance, no matter how accidental can also lend itself to progress. Ryan Mason (lost to injury again) and Harry Kane the perfect examples of the unexpected new breed of heroes injecting passion and determination into a bland one-dimensional collective.

Christian Eriksen, ineffectual early on in the season, is finding comfort and control in the final third. Players are linking well, so much more aware. The most telling thing is that on paper (especially when compared to the ridiculous wealth of Chelsea's side) we should not have rattled them as hard as we did. Yet we did. Nabil Bentaleb mature beyond his age. Nacer Chadli tireless with effort. It was inspired. We have to display these traits against all visiting sides. It's that simple, otherwise it's just a fluke and that is hardly an acceptable truth.

Bask in the glory of Rose, Bentaleb, Mason, Townsend, Kane. Took us £100M to work out where the real treasure could be found.

The controversy

Danny Rose was initially slaughtered for his defending when Eden Hazard skinned him in the lead up to Chelsea taking a 1-0 lead. Let's just step back a second. This was Hazard doing the skinning. Let's place the spotlight on his talent rather than lambaste the attempt from Rose. Yes he's constantly having to work hard to cover lost ground and make a winning tackle, but it would aid balance if we highlighted the good and not just the bad. Ben Davies is the better defender but against certain opposition we need energy going forward too.

Mousa Dembele stopping to call for a throw-on was a far more dubious passage of play in the build up to the 0-1.

Jan Vertonghen's handball wasn't exactly the big game changing moment that Jose Mourinho would have you believe. Watch the slow-mo. Wasn't hand/arm to ball. Yet Jose will do anything to add to his conspiracy portfolio and deflect from the utter chaos Spurs inflicted on his below par defence. I'd much rather have fingers pointed at Gary Cahill kicking/stamping on Harry Kane and taking out Danny Rose but I guess that doesn't quite fit the agenda.

Did Chelsea play poorly? Yes but only because Spurs played so well. Remember the game at Stamford Bridge? They slapped us down. We did the same to them. Want to talk about everything other than the actual facts, then go watch Jose being interviewed post-match.

Harry Kane

Stupendously good. His first goal was the embodiment of Kane. Doesn't give a **** about anyone or anything, taking the ball and creating and scoring because he just felt like doing so. He's living breathing proof of the God particle. Don't you worry about a Large Hadron Collider when you can settle Harry into any grass patch and watch him pull the footballing universe apart. Out of absolutely nothing, there is the existence of something.

His second goal was world class. Mugged the Chelsea defenders off with a turn and composed finish that would have most pundits (with preferences for other clubs) lose the plot.

This man is our accidental king of convenience. He's not meant to be there, up front for us. He's not meant to be this player that can lead, create, support, run with pace, turn players, score with confidence. Yet there he is. Without fear, there he is.

The Game

We started so well, then 1-0 down against the run of play and I thought 'well typical that'. There was a patch after the Diego Costa tap-in that had me thinking this game would go the exact way Paul Merson predicted. Three-point Lane he citied pre-match. Factually incorrect considering that Chelsea have only won a single game in the past nine (ten now) encounters. Don't let reality get in your way Paul. The Kane equaliser was a shock twist to that perceived story-arc. Then followed the type of ruthless movement that Paul and other haters would have expected from Chelsea.

Clinical, cutting football through the middle. Eriksen to Chadli, the Dolphin dinks it, comes off the post and into the path of Danny 'he's better going forward than he is at he back' Rose to plant the ball in for the 2-1.

Just when you thought that head-rush was enough, Kane was tripped in the penalty area giving us an unreal opportunity to make it three one. Andros Townsend stepped up to score the penalty (our second goal in as many minutes) giving us that oh so dangerous dose of belief. I enjoyed this because Townsend is the maligned one, the obvious scapegoat. He took responsibility and buried it, side-netting. This - make no mistake about it - was the games big moment. 3-1 > 2-1.

Apparently Poch told the players to come out in the second forty-five and play like it was 0-0. Love that. We oblige and score a fourth. This that worldy from Kane, turning Nemanja Matic. Eden Hazard, annoyingly lively, scored after Federico Fazio gave the ball away and before we made it 5-2. Kane the provider this time, assisting Chadli. John Terry got one back late late on, a mere consolation. Although I'm not even going to pretend I wasn't nervous even at 4-1 up. This being Spurs, expect the impossible at all times. We proved to be so much better attacking than sitting deep.

We can sit and discuss Chelsea's alleged tiredness but how about our fitness - not just in this game but across Christmas? Effective rotation, smart tactics. Chelsea, masters of killing games off had no answer to finding a way back in. Had they perhaps perked up more during that period just after they took the 1-0 lead and pushed their full-backs higher up the pitch, they might have been more successful in securing that vital second.

Spurs perfect, combining that something out of nothing quality along with hard work and guile to become the first team to smash five past a Mourinho Chelsea side.

Let's not forget

The Hugo Lloris save from Oscar Azpilicueta down to his left. That could have changed the balance of the game in their favour. Or at the very least influenced a genuine attempt at coming back.

Chant of the night

"Are you Tottenham in disguise?" Sung by Spurs to Chelsea.

The Window

Doubtful we'll see masses of changes this January, considering we probably need to sell to buy. With Paul Mitchell in the early stages of reviewing the squad, the players that are likely to go are the ones that failed to react positively to Poch thus far. Others that are borderline (say Soldado, Capoue, Lennon) will survive till the summer unless replacements arrive. Could we do with a galvanising signing? Yes, but not to the detriment of the spirit and core we have crafted from patience and graft. I'll still bang the drum for more depth in midfield. Another striker also (what with the uncertainty concerning Soldado's form and the unreliable Adebayor). One vital consideration is avoiding the burn out of Kane. Do we have any other youth players we can promote?

Concluding thoughts

Imagine being p*ssed off conceding a third goal against Chelsea and still winning by two clear goals? Oh the joys of being Spurs. Kudos to Pochettino. He's making it work, his way.

Before the game I wrote about how could we possibly go about beating Chelsea. I citied that if we went toe to toe with them, pound for pound we'd get knocked out. Yet in the past there have been examples when players (and the team) elevate their performance to a new seasonal heigh and it all just clicks. I basically placed my faith in faith. Amazingly, it wasn't an insane choice.

Chelsea suck the life out of games. They don't even have to play beyond 60% of their ability sometimes, such is their strength with control and clinical prowess. Spurs, for once, didn't just take the game to the opposition. They set a marker. We might still wish to thank good fortune but when it mattered most we sliced them up and they were the ones left frustrated and angry.

There is still so much room for improvement. The squad still needs adjusting. This is not ground-breaking news to any of us. However, within the constraints of this season and the current set of players we now have to look ahead and focus on momentum. Make the most of what we have as part of further developing and fine tuning the system and methodology instilled by Pochettino.

Only Liverpool and Man Utd away to come with everyone else (everyone being Arsenal and City) having to visit N17. We'll also have to worry about the rest of the visiting teams also, the unfancied that we love to lose against. Let's forget the first half of the season, the torturous learning curve and those depressing defeats. We're up there, we're involved. We've got a semi-final, knock-out stages in Europe and home league territory redemption there for the taking.

So take it Tottenham.
 

BK007

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It was a relishing performance.

Basically, it was set up to go all Spursy, as these things normally do. No injuries, like Chelsea, before the match and then suddenly Lamela's out and within 20 minutes, so is Mason. An offside goal is given by the officials and Chelsea are up 1-0. They have no injuries so are playing their best squad and are being led by Mourinho. Pochettino has not won in 7 attempts and 3 clubs against him. Mourinho's already whipped up his lackey English media to whore out the agenda against the poor cheating chavs. Also, we were slapped 0-3 at the Bridge after a bright start and we've had an awful record against them since the 90s for some reason that makes it even more annoyingly infuriating that this plastic bunch funded by a criminal billionaire continues to beat us and with no end in sight as the money just keeps rolling in. Willian and Hazard, both once our targets now play for them and are on the pitch. They have the best defence in the league and despite the Newcastle blip are champions-elect. We couldn't put a goal past United at home, who had only not conceded once away since season's beginning, plus we were battered during the first half. White Hart Lane has lost its defensive lustre and we've been hit by smash and grabs from Liverpool, West Brom, Stoke and Newcastle. Poch was lambasted for Rose and Townsend were starting...so after that first goal went in, it looked like it was all going according to plan. The established order kept. Dubious decision going for them. Business as usual.

And then, the glorious.

Kane, the beautiful homegrown Spurs boy, who was a Europa League starter at season's start, shrugged off 3 Chelsea players and put one past Courtois, who had let in just 2 goals in 8 games prior. We were not about to, or at least Kane was not having it. Enough with the injustice of officials, the favouritism towards the big teams and the inequality of player recruitment. This was a statement of intent. An uprising. And so heads picked up, stealing the ball from Chelsea on the halfway line, Eriksen sleeked past 2 Chelsea players fed Chadli a smooth throughball amongst 3 Chelsea runners and the rebound off the post (SPURSY!) goes to Rose (SPURSY!) who unabashedly slots home. Brilliance. What a turnaround. We were ahead! Credit where it's due as I had wanted Davies in too.

Cahill goes in with a two footed lunge and then play acts, but an astoundingly stupid decision by Phil Dowd, or perhaps the entire ref association where, because it's a goal, the offending player gets no punishment. Justice? Rose's leg could have been broken, but the speed of his ascent and the jubilation of his celebration must have meant all was okay. Yeah, the goal given, you don't want to spoil the game, but that's a joke "rule". And yet just four minutes later, karmic justice was served to Cahill and Chelsea and Mourinho. Kane steps in before Cahill can reach a stray pass and goes down. Penalty given! What a reverse prediction of events, us getting a penalty against the big boys. Eriksen stands over the ball and then Townsend to take. TOWNSEND? (SPURSY!) The lad can't shoot for shit from distance, they have either no power or blaze far above the height and width of the goal. But, it was not to be a Spursy night, for Townsend put away one of the cleanest and best penalties into the far right corner, too good even for Courtois' correct guess. 3-1. Townsend and Rose had scored. What a night this was turning out to be.

At the break, with a lead of 3-1, as Spurs fans, there was still nervousness in every heart and stomach. This was Spurs where a 4-1 lead would still not be enough to ensure a win, we needed a fourth goal to make sure...we had let in 5 goals to Arsenal having led by 2 at the break not too many years ago and a Chelsea fan said the last time we led 3-1 at the break it ended up 3-3. A long 45 to go then.

Within 15 minutes, Kane, the saviour and messiah of our times, turns Matic, the Chelsea rock runs at Terry and whips a shot through the deplorable opposing captain's legs and into a 4-1 lead. Could this be reality? White Hart Lane, already the fortress of old from the get-go was on its feet. Roaring, whipped into a frenzy by the golden boy. We were truly 4-1 up. Belief was growing. Clever chants taunted the Chelsea supporters amongst the cheers. Chelsea who?

But, as to be expected, within 10 minutes, and a growing complacency amongst our players, Fazio miscontrols a ball and ends up giving it away to Hazard, who after a neat one-two with Fabregas slots home. 4-2 with a half hour to go. Townsend was the other guilty party who had started to fool around with the ball. We needed concentration. This was not ours yet. The moment of shooting ourselves in the foot had happened. Chelsea were now in the ascendency, with a couple of testing shots from a variety of players. 4-3 and we could be staring at defeat, not a draw, certainly not a win.

Who better, then, to save us than Harry HurriKane? Holding up the ball like the hulking Adebayor wishes he could do, he falls on the touchline and gets kicked and stomped on by Gary Cahill, aspiring Olympic diver and John Terry's biggest fan, incredulously, no card is given (even retrospectively!) and one would be forgiven for thinking that the FA/referee/media agenda was in full force. But, Kane, the warrior for justice didn't give two fucks about any of those imposing order and after dusting himself down, once again runs at Chelsea, feeds Nacer Chadli and his shot deflects off wife-stealer Terry into a 5-2 lead. Don't mess with the revolution, bitches.

12 minutes to go, it would be impossible even for Spurs to let this slip now given that Chelsea's attacking intent gave us space on the counter. It would be now. Sweet victory. Finally. So even a laughably silent (on TV) reaction towards Terry's 3rd goal confirmed that there would be no comeback for the international team of divers. They, too, had realised it was a mere consolation, and that even due to a dubious freekick and an unprepared more than incompetent defense. What impressed me was the mentality of the team, they knew they had started to misplace the ball and give it away more often towards the end, and as a team decided to keep the ball, have that brilliant corner with no one in the box and see out a proper thrashing of the plastic factory. Savourful triumph despite the stacked odds and wrenches thrown in by our partial overseers. We could not, we would not be stopped and we deserved all manner of glory and accolades for a famous win.

Mourinho outthought and outclassed by Pochettino was resorted to making wimpy remarks about not wanting to get in trouble with the FA. Tottenham Hotspur was the team to condemn Mourinho's Chelsea to their first 4 and 5 goal concession and only the second amongst the company of Barcelona to ever put 5 past Mourinho. Tottenham Hotspur at "Three Point Lane" became the third team to put 5 past Chelsea in the Premier League. So much for no chance, so much for being on the end of "something big".

One could bemuse a knee jerk, it's just one result, we still are Spurs- the definition of inconsistency, but we have not beaten a top team, heck, the league leaders so thoroughly in a long while, if ever, certainly not since the arrival of the "Big Four". This feels like the start of something, it could finally be our time. Last season we scored 2 and let in 27 against the top four for the worst record of all PL teams, an unfashionable scar that has faded a lot quicker with our newfound determination and refusal to bow down to "bigger" teams. 0-1 will not translate into yet another collapse of the house of cards, we have shown that we can surge into a 4-1 lead against the "undefeatable" so why not again? Chelsea were not tired nor did they play badly and not show up, they were outclassed into submission by a team that was predominantly youth and Spurs-based, from talisman Kane to the maligned Rose. No money? No problem.

On a fair afternoon at White Hart Lane, a new star was born. His name will go down in legend. A Spurs hero for the 21st century. The future is here, and his name is Harry Kane. Mourinho's pre-match deflections and conspiracies bore no fruit and by evening we were above Arsenal in the table too. This feels different from before. We don't have the solid core of the Redknapp side that failed to mind the gap nor the individual excellence of Bale in AVBs ill-fated downward spiral but we have a team. A team led by the never-say-die Harry Kane who, unlike Bale, lifts other players to find another level. His constant workhorse energetic performances inspires both his fellow players and the crowd and we could hopefully be seeing our future captain and leader. We go into the New Year with newfound spirit, verve, belief and confidence and though we are Spurs and the road may be bumpy, heh, will be bumpy yet, this performance has shown us the level we can reach against the best side in the league, and if we can embarrass them, we can beat anyone. COYS!

(I'd aim for the title, (hah!) but we do look a little too far behind, so Top 3 with a trophy is definitely within our grasp and that's what we should expect. We don't even need to splurge cash as unlike other years with us in stronger positions going up on January, the team collective that has developed by leaps and bounds match-on-match over the past month feels like it is good enough to sustain this season. Call me a damn foolhardy optimist at this point, but there's something about a 5-3 mauling of the league leaders that makes you believe in the team and their ability in turning a corner than a 4-0 win against Newcastle or QPR. I could be wrong, but I think we will kick on from here.)
 

mkkid

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Dear Mr Levy,writes a great blog.
His best article is. www.dearmrlevy.com/dml/2012/.../dear-broken-children-of-woolwich.htm...
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
Jun 20, 2012
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Is dearmrlevy anything to do with windy off the fighting cock podcast?...or am I getting my wires crossed?
 

teok

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Is dearmrlevy anything to do with windy off the fighting cock podcast?...or am I getting my wires crossed?


Yeah it's that guy from glory glory (the message board). I forget the usernames but I always remember he was a good poster, always making loads of good points.
 

SpursManChris

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May 15, 2007
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It was a relishing performance.

Basically, it was set up to go all Spursy, as these things normally do. No injuries, like Chelsea, before the match and then suddenly Lamela's out and within 20 minutes, so is Mason. An offside goal is given by the officials and Chelsea are up 1-0. They have no injuries so are playing their best squad and are being led by Mourinho. Pochettino has not won in 7 attempts and 3 clubs against him. Mourinho's already whipped up his lackey English media to whore out the agenda against the poor cheating chavs. Also, we were slapped 0-3 at the Bridge after a bright start and we've had an awful record against them since the 90s for some reason that makes it even more annoyingly infuriating that this plastic bunch funded by a criminal billionaire continues to beat us and with no end in sight as the money just keeps rolling in. Willian and Hazard, both once our targets now play for them and are on the pitch. They have the best defence in the league and despite the Newcastle blip are champions-elect. We couldn't put a goal past United at home, who had only not conceded once away since season's beginning, plus we were battered during the first half. White Hart Lane has lost its defensive lustre and we've been hit by smash and grabs from Liverpool, West Brom, Stoke and Newcastle. Poch was lambasted for Rose and Townsend were starting...so after that first goal went in, it looked like it was all going according to plan. The established order kept. Dubious decision going for them. Business as usual.

And then, the glorious.

Kane, the beautiful homegrown Spurs boy, who was a Europa League starter at season's start, shrugged off 3 Chelsea players and put one past Courtois, who had let in just 2 goals in 8 games prior. We were not about to, or at least Kane was not having it. Enough with the injustice of officials, the favouritism towards the big teams and the inequality of player recruitment. This was a statement of intent. An uprising. And so heads picked up, stealing the ball from Chelsea on the halfway line, Eriksen sleeked past 2 Chelsea players fed Chadli a smooth throughball amongst 3 Chelsea runners and the rebound off the post (SPURSY!) goes to Rose (SPURSY!) who unabashedly slots home. Brilliance. What a turnaround. We were ahead! Credit where it's due as I had wanted Davies in too.

Cahill goes in with a two footed lunge and then play acts, but an astoundingly stupid decision by Phil Dowd, or perhaps the entire ref association where, because it's a goal, the offending player gets no punishment. Justice? Rose's leg could have been broken, but the speed of his ascent and the jubilation of his celebration must have meant all was okay. Yeah, the goal given, you don't want to spoil the game, but that's a joke "rule". And yet just four minutes later, karmic justice was served to Cahill and Chelsea and Mourinho. Kane steps in before Cahill can reach a stray pass and goes down. Penalty given! What a reverse prediction of events, us getting a penalty against the big boys. Eriksen stands over the ball and then Townsend to take. TOWNSEND? (SPURSY!) The lad can't shoot for shit from distance, they have either no power or blaze far above the height and width of the goal. But, it was not to be a Spursy night, for Townsend put away one of the cleanest and best penalties into the far right corner, too good even for Courtois' correct guess. 3-1. Townsend and Rose had scored. What a night this was turning out to be.

At the break, with a lead of 3-1, as Spurs fans, there was still nervousness in every heart and stomach. This was Spurs where a 4-1 lead would still not be enough to ensure a win, we needed a fourth goal to make sure...we had let in 5 goals to Arsenal having led by 2 at the break not too many years ago and a Chelsea fan said the last time we led 3-1 at the break it ended up 3-3. A long 45 to go then.

Within 15 minutes, Kane, the saviour and messiah of our times, turns Matic, the Chelsea rock runs at Terry and whips a shot through the deplorable opposing captain's legs and into a 4-1 lead. Could this be reality? White Hart Lane, already the fortress of old from the get-go was on its feet. Roaring, whipped into a frenzy by the golden boy. We were truly 4-1 up. Belief was growing. Clever chants taunted the Chelsea supporters amongst the cheers. Chelsea who?

But, as to be expected, within 10 minutes, and a growing complacency amongst our players, Fazio miscontrols a ball and ends up giving it away to Hazard, who after a neat one-two with Fabregas slots home. 4-2 with a half hour to go. Townsend was the other guilty party who had started to fool around with the ball. We needed concentration. This was not ours yet. The moment of shooting ourselves in the foot had happened. Chelsea were now in the ascendency, with a couple of testing shots from a variety of players. 4-3 and we could be staring at defeat, not a draw, certainly not a win.

Who better, then, to save us than Harry HurriKane? Holding up the ball like the hulking Adebayor wishes he could do, he falls on the touchline and gets kicked and stomped on by Gary Cahill, aspiring Olympic diver and John Terry's biggest fan, incredulously, no card is given (even retrospectively!) and one would be forgiven for thinking that the FA/referee/media agenda was in full force. But, Kane, the warrior for justice didn't give two fucks about any of those imposing order and after dusting himself down, once again runs at Chelsea, feeds Nacer Chadli and his shot deflects off wife-stealer Terry into a 5-2 lead. Don't mess with the revolution, bitches.

12 minutes to go, it would be impossible even for Spurs to let this slip now given that Chelsea's attacking intent gave us space on the counter. It would be now. Sweet victory. Finally. So even a laughably silent (on TV) reaction towards Terry's 3rd goal confirmed that there would be no comeback for the international team of divers. They, too, had realised it was a mere consolation, and that even due to a dubious freekick and an unprepared more than incompetent defense. What impressed me was the mentality of the team, they knew they had started to misplace the ball and give it away more often towards the end, and as a team decided to keep the ball, have that brilliant corner with no one in the box and see out a proper thrashing of the plastic factory. Savourful triumph despite the stacked odds and wrenches thrown in by our partial overseers. We could not, we would not be stopped and we deserved all manner of glory and accolades for a famous win.

Mourinho outthought and outclassed by Pochettino was resorted to making wimpy remarks about not wanting to get in trouble with the FA. Tottenham Hotspur was the team to condemn Mourinho's Chelsea to their first 4 and 5 goal concession and only the second amongst the company of Barcelona to ever put 5 past Mourinho. Tottenham Hotspur at "Three Point Lane" became the third team to put 5 past Chelsea in the Premier League. So much for no chance, so much for being on the end of "something big".

One could bemuse a knee jerk, it's just one result, we still are Spurs- the definition of inconsistency, but we have not beaten a top team, heck, the league leaders so thoroughly in a long while, if ever, certainly not since the arrival of the "Big Four". This feels like the start of something, it could finally be our time. Last season we scored 2 and let in 27 against the top four for the worst record of all PL teams, an unfashionable scar that has faded a lot quicker with our newfound determination and refusal to bow down to "bigger" teams. 0-1 will not translate into yet another collapse of the house of cards, we have shown that we can surge into a 4-1 lead against the "undefeatable" so why not again? Chelsea were not tired nor did they play badly and not show up, they were outclassed into submission by a team that was predominantly youth and Spurs-based, from talisman Kane to the maligned Rose. No money? No problem.

On a fair afternoon at White Hart Lane, a new star was born. His name will go down in legend. A Spurs hero for the 21st century. The future is here, and his name is Harry Kane. Mourinho's pre-match deflections and conspiracies bore no fruit and by evening we were above Arsenal in the table too. This feels different from before. We don't have the solid core of the Redknapp side that failed to mind the gap nor the individual excellence of Bale in AVBs ill-fated downward spiral but we have a team. A team led by the never-say-die Harry Kane who, unlike Bale, lifts other players to find another level. His constant workhorse energetic performances inspires both his fellow players and the crowd and we could hopefully be seeing our future captain and leader. We go into the New Year with newfound spirit, verve, belief and confidence and though we are Spurs and the road may be bumpy, heh, will be bumpy yet, this performance has shown us the level we can reach against the best side in the league, and if we can embarrass them, we can beat anyone. COYS!

(I'd aim for the title, (hah!) but we do look a little too far behind, so Top 3 with a trophy is definitely within our grasp and that's what we should expect. We don't even need to splurge cash as unlike other years with us in stronger positions going up on January, the team collective that has developed by leaps and bounds match-on-match over the past month feels like it is good enough to sustain this season. Call me a damn foolhardy optimist at this point, but there's something about a 5-3 mauling of the league leaders that makes you believe in the team and their ability in turning a corner than a 4-0 win against Newcastle or QPR. I could be wrong, but I think we will kick on from here.)
Was that your own?
 

Dundalk_Spur

The only Spur in the village
Jul 17, 2008
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Its one of the guys off the Fighting Cock podcast that writes it.

I know its not everyones cup of tea but I find it really entertaining.
 

homesweetlane

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Is dearmrlevy anything to do with windy off the fighting cock podcast?...or am I getting my wires crossed?

Dearmrlevy is written by 'Spooky' from the fighting cock podcast. I think he encapsulates perfectly the unrelenting cycle of joy & torture of being a spurs fan. Windy is another member of the podcast - he is the one that focuses a lot on the youth team (http://windycoys.com)
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
Jun 20, 2012
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Dearmrlevy is written by 'Spooky' from the fighting cock podcast. I think he encapsulates perfectly the unrelenting cycle of joy & torture of being a spurs fan. Windy is another member of the podcast - he is the one that focuses a lot on the youth team (http://windycoys.com)
Thanks for clarifying, I knew it was one of them.
 

Bulletspur

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It was a relishing performance.

Basically, it was set up to go all Spursy, as these things normally do. No injuries, like Chelsea, before the match and then suddenly Lamela's out and within 20 minutes, so is Mason. An offside goal is given by the officials and Chelsea are up 1-0. They have no injuries so are playing their best squad and are being led by Mourinho. Pochettino has not won in 7 attempts and 3 clubs against him. Mourinho's already whipped up his lackey English media to whore out the agenda against the poor cheating chavs. Also, we were slapped 0-3 at the Bridge after a bright start and we've had an awful record against them since the 90s for some reason that makes it even more annoyingly infuriating that this plastic bunch funded by a criminal billionaire continues to beat us and with no end in sight as the money just keeps rolling in. Willian and Hazard, both once our targets now play for them and are on the pitch. They have the best defence in the league and despite the Newcastle blip are champions-elect. We couldn't put a goal past United at home, who had only not conceded once away since season's beginning, plus we were battered during the first half. White Hart Lane has lost its defensive lustre and we've been hit by smash and grabs from Liverpool, West Brom, Stoke and Newcastle. Poch was lambasted for Rose and Townsend were starting...so after that first goal went in, it looked like it was all going according to plan. The established order kept. Dubious decision going for them. Business as usual.

And then, the glorious.

Kane, the beautiful homegrown Spurs boy, who was a Europa League starter at season's start, shrugged off 3 Chelsea players and put one past Courtois, who had let in just 2 goals in 8 games prior. We were not about to, or at least Kane was not having it. Enough with the injustice of officials, the favouritism towards the big teams and the inequality of player recruitment. This was a statement of intent. An uprising. And so heads picked up, stealing the ball from Chelsea on the halfway line, Eriksen sleeked past 2 Chelsea players fed Chadli a smooth throughball amongst 3 Chelsea runners and the rebound off the post (SPURSY!) goes to Rose (SPURSY!) who unabashedly slots home. Brilliance. What a turnaround. We were ahead! Credit where it's due as I had wanted Davies in too.

Cahill goes in with a two footed lunge and then play acts, but an astoundingly stupid decision by Phil Dowd, or perhaps the entire ref association where, because it's a goal, the offending player gets no punishment. Justice? Rose's leg could have been broken, but the speed of his ascent and the jubilation of his celebration must have meant all was okay. Yeah, the goal given, you don't want to spoil the game, but that's a joke "rule". And yet just four minutes later, karmic justice was served to Cahill and Chelsea and Mourinho. Kane steps in before Cahill can reach a stray pass and goes down. Penalty given! What a reverse prediction of events, us getting a penalty against the big boys. Eriksen stands over the ball and then Townsend to take. TOWNSEND? (SPURSY!) The lad can't shoot for shit from distance, they have either no power or blaze far above the height and width of the goal. But, it was not to be a Spursy night, for Townsend put away one of the cleanest and best penalties into the far right corner, too good even for Courtois' correct guess. 3-1. Townsend and Rose had scored. What a night this was turning out to be.

At the break, with a lead of 3-1, as Spurs fans, there was still nervousness in every heart and stomach. This was Spurs where a 4-1 lead would still not be enough to ensure a win, we needed a fourth goal to make sure...we had let in 5 goals to Arsenal having led by 2 at the break not too many years ago and a Chelsea fan said the last time we led 3-1 at the break it ended up 3-3. A long 45 to go then.

Within 15 minutes, Kane, the saviour and messiah of our times, turns Matic, the Chelsea rock runs at Terry and whips a shot through the deplorable opposing captain's legs and into a 4-1 lead. Could this be reality? White Hart Lane, already the fortress of old from the get-go was on its feet. Roaring, whipped into a frenzy by the golden boy. We were truly 4-1 up. Belief was growing. Clever chants taunted the Chelsea supporters amongst the cheers. Chelsea who?

But, as to be expected, within 10 minutes, and a growing complacency amongst our players, Fazio miscontrols a ball and ends up giving it away to Hazard, who after a neat one-two with Fabregas slots home. 4-2 with a half hour to go. Townsend was the other guilty party who had started to fool around with the ball. We needed concentration. This was not ours yet. The moment of shooting ourselves in the foot had happened. Chelsea were now in the ascendency, with a couple of testing shots from a variety of players. 4-3 and we could be staring at defeat, not a draw, certainly not a win.

Who better, then, to save us than Harry HurriKane? Holding up the ball like the hulking Adebayor wishes he could do, he falls on the touchline and gets kicked and stomped on by Gary Cahill, aspiring Olympic diver and John Terry's biggest fan, incredulously, no card is given (even retrospectively!) and one would be forgiven for thinking that the FA/referee/media agenda was in full force. But, Kane, the warrior for justice didn't give two fucks about any of those imposing order and after dusting himself down, once again runs at Chelsea, feeds Nacer Chadli and his shot deflects off wife-stealer Terry into a 5-2 lead. Don't mess with the revolution, bitches.

12 minutes to go, it would be impossible even for Spurs to let this slip now given that Chelsea's attacking intent gave us space on the counter. It would be now. Sweet victory. Finally. So even a laughably silent (on TV) reaction towards Terry's 3rd goal confirmed that there would be no comeback for the international team of divers. They, too, had realised it was a mere consolation, and that even due to a dubious freekick and an unprepared more than incompetent defense. What impressed me was the mentality of the team, they knew they had started to misplace the ball and give it away more often towards the end, and as a team decided to keep the ball, have that brilliant corner with no one in the box and see out a proper thrashing of the plastic factory. Savourful triumph despite the stacked odds and wrenches thrown in by our partial overseers. We could not, we would not be stopped and we deserved all manner of glory and accolades for a famous win.

Mourinho outthought and outclassed by Pochettino was resorted to making wimpy remarks about not wanting to get in trouble with the FA. Tottenham Hotspur was the team to condemn Mourinho's Chelsea to their first 4 and 5 goal concession and only the second amongst the company of Barcelona to ever put 5 past Mourinho. Tottenham Hotspur at "Three Point Lane" became the third team to put 5 past Chelsea in the Premier League. So much for no chance, so much for being on the end of "something big".

One could bemuse a knee jerk, it's just one result, we still are Spurs- the definition of inconsistency, but we have not beaten a top team, heck, the league leaders so thoroughly in a long while, if ever, certainly not since the arrival of the "Big Four". This feels like the start of something, it could finally be our time. Last season we scored 2 and let in 27 against the top four for the worst record of all PL teams, an unfashionable scar that has faded a lot quicker with our newfound determination and refusal to bow down to "bigger" teams. 0-1 will not translate into yet another collapse of the house of cards, we have shown that we can surge into a 4-1 lead against the "undefeatable" so why not again? Chelsea were not tired nor did they play badly and not show up, they were outclassed into submission by a team that was predominantly youth and Spurs-based, from talisman Kane to the maligned Rose. No money? No problem.

On a fair afternoon at White Hart Lane, a new star was born. His name will go down in legend. A Spurs hero for the 21st century. The future is here, and his name is Harry Kane. Mourinho's pre-match deflections and conspiracies bore no fruit and by evening we were above Arsenal in the table too. This feels different from before. We don't have the solid core of the Redknapp side that failed to mind the gap nor the individual excellence of Bale in AVBs ill-fated downward spiral but we have a team. A team led by the never-say-die Harry Kane who, unlike Bale, lifts other players to find another level. His constant workhorse energetic performances inspires both his fellow players and the crowd and we could hopefully be seeing our future captain and leader. We go into the New Year with newfound spirit, verve, belief and confidence and though we are Spurs and the road may be bumpy, heh, will be bumpy yet, this performance has shown us the level we can reach against the best side in the league, and if we can embarrass them, we can beat anyone. COYS!

(I'd aim for the title, (hah!) but we do look a little too far behind, so Top 3 with a trophy is definitely within our grasp and that's what we should expect. We don't even need to splurge cash as unlike other years with us in stronger positions going up on January, the team collective that has developed by leaps and bounds match-on-match over the past month feels like it is good enough to sustain this season. Call me a damn foolhardy optimist at this point, but there's something about a 5-3 mauling of the league leaders that makes you believe in the team and their ability in turning a corner than a 4-0 win against Newcastle or QPR. I could be wrong, but I think we will kick on from here.)

Was that your own?

Yup. :D

Thought I'd just lump it in here rather than starting a new thread.

Had to write something about that inspirational, hopefully not once-in-a-lifetime, but certainly once in a long time performance.
@BK007 ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY BRILLIANT !!! (y)(y)(y)
 

DuDe

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Yup. :D

Thought I'd just lump it in here rather than starting a new thread.

Had to write something about that inspirational, hopefully not once-in-a-lifetime, but certainly once in a long time performance.

Fantastic piece of passionate writing. :)
 

ostrov

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"Apparently Poch told the players to come out inthe second forty-five and play like it was 0-0. Love that."

So do I. If true, this is exelent psychological tweak. Can make massive difference in the mindset of the players.
Some coach also said never pay attention to the score, meaning it's not over until it's over.
 
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