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A mate of mine posted this on FB the other day :wink:

Arsenal F.C. End of Season Dinner Menu

Starter:
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)

Main course :
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.

Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese
Humble Pie

Drinks:
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2005/06/07/08/09/10/11
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.
 
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