I just got this mail on behalf of Scoutingmanagement

[Spursking]

During the years Scoutingmanagement have excisted, I have got a few e-mails from different agents, players, and interested football people.

I just recieved one from a Nigerian player:

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
GOODDAY,
MY NAME IS ENIOLA ,FROM NIGERIA AM CURRENTLY PLAYING IN 1 OF NIGERIA NATIONAL DIVISION ONE CLUB,I USE BOTH LEGS AND CAN PLAY ANY WING FROM THE FRONT ,YOU CAN SEE MY C.V BY ATTACH BELOW..
I AM REALLY IN NEED OF A GOOD CLUB IN EUROPE.
I ASSURE YOU THAT AM A VERY GOOD PLAY AND CAN PLAY IN ANY CLUB OF THE WORLD.I WILL BE VERY HAPPY IF I GET AN INVITATION FOR A TRY OUT/TRIAL.FROM CLUBS.
THANKS IN ANTICIPATION OF YOUR MOST FAVOURABLE REPLY.
BEST REGARD.
ENIOLA

I also got this Word attachment:

CURRICULUM VITAE
NAME: ENIOLA JOHN
SURNAME. OLADUNJOYE
DATE OF BIRTH: 18. DEC 1988
NATIONALITY: NIGERIA
HEIGHT: 1.82MTRS
WEIGHT 68KG
PASSPORT No A3175728A
PERSONAL DESCRIPTION: PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER
POSITION: STRIKER/ RIGHT/LEFT

REVIOUS CLUB EXPERIENCE
1.YOUNG STAR F .C ACADEMY 2000
2.CRIN F.C ACADEMY 2001-2002
3. BRIGHTON F.C ACADEMY 2003 4.NITEL F.C NATIONAL AMATUER (2) LEAGUE 2004
5.CROWN F.C NATIONAL AMATUER (1) LEAGUE 2005
6.AL-SALAM FC(OMAN) 1st DIVISION PROFFESIONAL LEAGUE 2006

PRESENT CLUB
F.C MUSTAB 1st DIVISION PREMIER LEAGUE NIGERIA
MAJOR HONOUR
1) 2) U-14 NATIONAL TEAM WINNER HIGHEST GOALS SCORER IN 7 MATCHES 17 GOALS. 2000
2)AFRICA YOUTH SPORT FEDERATION, WINER HIGHEST GOAL SCORER 1N 8 MATCHES 15 GOALS.- 2001
3) HIGHEST GOALS ACORER IN SUPER CUP 10 GOALS IN 7 MATCHES 2002
4)BEST PLAYER IN NATIONAL FESTIVAL COMPETITION IN (ABUJA ) 2003
5)HIGHEST GOAL SCORER IN NATIONAL AMATUER( 1) LEAGE IN 28 MACTHES, 16 GOALS 2005
6)THE 2ND HIGHEST GOAL SCORER IN (OMAN) 1st DIVISION PRO LEAGUE 27 MATCHES 11 GOALS.2006

ASSESMENT /TECHNICAL REPORT:
* SPEED -9/10 * TEMPERAMENT -10/10
* MARKING -8/10 * AGILITY -9/10
* STRENGTH -9/10 * COMMUNICATION -9/10
* CREATIVITY -8/10 * BALL WORK -10/10
* SHOOTING ABILITY -10/10 * PASSING -9/10
* HEADING -8/10 * OFF THE BALL -8/10
* SCORING -10/10 * ON THE BALL -9/10
* OVERALL FITNESS 10/10 * INTELLIGENCE & FINESSE -9/10
* TECHNICAL AWARENESS/KNOWLEDGE-8/10 * COVERAGE- 7/10
ASSET AND COMMENTS:
.JOHN ENIOLA OLADUNJOYE HAS A GOOD BALL CONTROL,GOOD AND ACCURATE BALL PASSES,GOOD AND FAST VISION,ABILITY TO HOLD ON TO THE BALL,GOOD USE OF BOTH FEET,ABILITY TO CONTEST IN THE AIR AND NOD THE BALL,GOOD SPEED,GOOD SHOT PLAY,GOOD GOAL SCORING ABILITY,SHARP FLEXIBILITY,GOOD DRIBBLING SKILLS,ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND AND STUDY GAME SITUATION,PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY FIT

I also got a picture, but I did not manage to copy it in this post.

Yours faithfully

Spursking

Director of Scoutingmanagement
www.scoutingmanagement.moo.no

 

[ever]

cool you got my email, so can you find me a club?

 

[striebs]

....
I just recieved one from a Nigerian player:

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
....

SpursKing , 499,999 other people also got that message .

For those who didn't I'll provide the ending which you edited off .

"My Mother was the luvchilde of a tribal prince and has reecently departed .

The jeaniologists have traced you as her great great great step cousin in law becoz you are mentioned as a benefishery in her will .

Please send your bank details immediately and Western Union 50 dollars to cover administration "

 

[Dougal]

Hey, I use both of my legs too, find me a club!

What bank account of mine does he want to transfer the money into?

 

[SpurSince57]

He can use both legs? Great!

 

[Dougal]

How many more players are here?

http://www.mybestplay.com/english/all/players/fichas/16823

 

[SpurSince57]

107 Google hits fot "Eniola Oladunjoye!

http://www.mybestplay.com/english/soccer/players/fichas/25317

http://www.nigerians-abroad.com/new...ducated-italy-based-players-agent-ben-itorho/

(last response to article)

http://www.soccermanager.com/profile.php?cid=296841

http://footyblog.net/2006/08/21/football-academy/

http://www.zigazoga.com/profiles/comment/list?attachedToType=User&attachedTo=ZigaZogadotcom

http://www.zigazoga.com/friends/forzafutbol

Can anyone translate Norwegian?

http://main.tottenhamsvenner.no/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?1052

 

[Bill_Oddie]

I read this as SpursKing receiving mail FROM ScoutingManagement.

I thought he'd had a board meeting on his own and decided he was going to have to let himself go.

 

[Dougal]

I read this as SpursKing receiving mail FROM ScoutingManagement.

I thought he'd had a board meeting on his own and decided he was going to have to let himself go.

:lol:

 

[ChubbSpur]

Im so pleased for you SK :-| Is this actually relevant to anything?

I got this email this morning:

yeah chubb it is, hopefully its just bird flu and doesn't grow into flu on man flu because then it really would suck!

Just see the post dave made, they didn't win by alot last night. There keeper was pretty good yesterday too and we missed alot of chances (me especially).

Looking for anything different mate, Can't stand this bullshit its bollox!

Yeah I saw that this morning Havn't accepted yet but I'll do it later on mate.

How about millhill midget gems!



As you can see this isn't relative to anything either.

 

[chrissivad]

ASSESMENT /TECHNICAL REPORT:
* SPEED -9/10 * TEMPERAMENT -10/10
* MARKING -8/10 * AGILITY -9/10
* STRENGTH -9/10 * COMMUNICATION -9/10
* CREATIVITY -8/10 * BALL WORK -10/10
* SHOOTING ABILITY -10/10 * PASSING -9/10
* HEADING -8/10 * OFF THE BALL -8/10
* SCORING -10/10 * ON THE BALL -9/10
* OVERALL FITNESS 10/10 * INTELLIGENCE & FINESSE -9/10
* TECHNICAL AWARENESS/KNOWLEDGE-8/10 * COVERAGE- 7/10

:lol: im surprised there not all 10/10's

I think he should stop plaing FM Manager

 

[SpurSince57]

Is that a self-assessment, or Scoutingmanagement's?

 

[llamafarmer]

I ASSURE YOU THAT AM A VERY GOOD PLAY AND CAN PLAY IN ANY CLUB OF THE WORLD.

That's what George Weah's cousin told Strachan isn't it?

:lol: This is possibly the post of the year SK - I love you, you scouting genius you!

 

[ever]

quick someone check his stats on footballmanager, see if hes as good as he thinks he is

 

[ChRiStOpHe]

That's what George Weah's cousin told Strachan isn't it?

:lol: This is possibly the post of the year SK - I love you, you scouting genius you!

That was Souness :lol:

Silly **** :-D

 

[Yidiot]

shooting ability 10/10. so he can in no way improve his shooting ability, ever. his shooting ability is perfect. He has 10 shooting-ability points, out of a possible 10.
he sounds ace. sign him up.

 

[llamafarmer]

That was Souness :lol:

Silly **** :-D

Meh. They're both Scottish wooleys.

Seriosuly though, this kid is awesome, we should sign him! Can you get him a work permit SK?

 

[InBlackAndWhite]

shooting ability 10/10. so he can in no way improve his shooting ability, ever. his shooting ability is perfect. He has 10 shooting-ability points, out of a possible 10.
he sounds ace. sign him up.

I am more of a lurker than a poster tbh, but this really tickled me. :lol: :clap:

 

[DFF]

Bullshit.


...Now way was he born in '88.

 

[nightgoat]

ASSESMENT /TECHNICAL REPORT:
* SPEED -9/10 * TEMPERAMENT -10/10
* MARKING -8/10 * AGILITY -9/10
* STRENGTH -9/10 * COMMUNICATION -9/10
* CREATIVITY -8/10 * BALL WORK -10/10
* SHOOTING ABILITY -10/10 * PASSING -9/10
* HEADING -8/10 * OFF THE BALL -8/10
* SCORING -10/10 * ON THE BALL -9/10
* OVERALL FITNESS 10/10 * INTELLIGENCE & FINESSE -9/10
* TECHNICAL AWARENESS/KNOWLEDGE-8/10 * COVERAGE- 7/10

He'd be great in Top Trumps if he didn't have minuses for nearly everything...