I just got this mail on behalf of Scoutingmanagement

[KentuckyYid]

Oh SK, so you've never seen him play? Is he one for the future too or one for the back burner?

 

[Spursking]

Is that a self-assessment, or Scoutingmanagement's?

It is not self-assessment - I got the mail from the Nigerian player. Probably his agent or someone have made this assessment. I just wanted to share the mail with you.

 

[Bobishism]

Send him all your bank details!

 

[bomberH]

Bullshit.


...Now way was he born in '88.

Exactly what i thought when i read it. He's probably about 40.

 

[SpurSince57]

It is not self-assessment - I got the mail from the Nigerian player. Probably his agent or someone have made this assessment. I just wanted to share the mail with you.

Well, I'm glad that's all cleared up.

 

[DFF]

Probably his agent or someone have made this assessment.

Not everyone has Darren Lamb as their agent you know, SK.

 

[llamafarmer]

It is not self-assessment - I got the mail from the Nigerian player. Probably his agent or someone have made this assessment. I just wanted to share the mail with you.

Now, was that wise SK?

I for one have just this evening bought a ticket to Nigeria, leaving tomorrow to go and find this lad and sign him up to my as yet non-existant agency. I intend to beat you to it SK and I will be very, very rich! THE greatest (undeniably, statistically proven in the above CV) player that has ever walked the earth will officially be a Llamasport player by this very Thursday!

:hump: 'Ave some scouting management! Go on, 'ave some!

 

[davros]

SK, why did you choose to share this info with us and not any of the others you say you've recieved? Is this the best one?

Maybe there could be a special forum for players who contact you. You could assign each one a value and we could trade thm in an imaginary market and gain points for how welll they perform in real life. We would obviously have a limit to our transfer budget adn the number of players we can buy for each position.
Once a week you could post the points acrued by each player for us to add to our running totals.
We could call it the imaginary footballers points game.

 

[Diewhingywenger]

JOHN ENIOLA OLADUNJOYE HAS A GOOD BALL CONTROL,GOOD AND ACCURATE BALL PASSES,GOOD AND FAST VISION,ABILITY TO HOLD ON TO THE BALL,GOOD USE OF BOTH FEET,ABILITY TO CONTEST IN THE AIR AND NOD THE BALL,GOOD SPEED,GOOD SHOT PLAY,GOOD GOAL SCORING ABILITY,SHARP FLEXIBILITY,GOOD DRIBBLING SKILLS

Good.

And if he says all this, it must be true. And I'm glad he's assessed that he is good enough for a major european club.

 

[llamafarmer]

Llamasport are pleased to announce the signing of John Eniola Oladunjoye. I watched the lad play today and to be honest he was shite, but I'm pretty sure it was an off day. Those stats prove he's the dogs bollocks, so worth the risk!

I'm off to ring Sven.

 

[sheringmann]

WTF?

U run a scoutingmanagement and u need to TELL us if u actually got an e-mail form a nobody?

 

[Spursking]

WTF?

U run a scoutingmanagement and u need to TELL us if u actually got an e-mail form a nobody?

I just wanted to share it with you, as you also are interested in hearing about football in general. It was posted in General football, and all who likes to talk about general football, read here. I was a little bit surprised myself, when I got this mail.

 

[TheGreatOldOne]

Did he also offer you to sell you some cheap Viagra and a degree at a non-existing University?

 

[nailsy]

Whatever happened to this player? Is he still available?

 

[mil1lion]

No. He lost both his legs :-(

 

[TaoistMonkey]

No. He lost both his legs :-(

:rofl:

 

[Rocksuperstar]

I forgot how funny this thread was :lol:

Incidentally, i just googled him again and found he has a facebook page.

awesome.

edit: why does the Gender say Female? SK, were you aware of this?? Does it mention it on his/her CV?

 

[jimtheyid]

:lol:

 

[smithym]

gold

 

[stevenurse]

Sign him up. We don't have enough players who are able to nod the ball