I want Liverpool to finish outside the top 4 because Klopp is beginning to annoy me and I want Liverpool to carry on being unremarkable, with targets choosing us over them.
Utd, City and Chelsea will buy superstars no matter what, even if they finished 10th.
Most of all, I want Arsenal to finish in the Europa places no matter what. I will text my gooner mates every single Thursday they're playing to ask them what they're up to tonight. I had it for years. I'll give it for however long they're there. I want someone to invent a scratch and sniff phone which I will buy just to smell their salty tears when they reply.
Then I'll use that scratch and sniff phone for other, more important things..
I'm assuming Chelsea will be Champions before we even kick another ball, so:
Chelsea
Spurs
Manchester City
Manchester United
Liverpool
Arsenal
Arsenal out of the Champions League as if they do get in then the difference between us and them is far less tangible
Liverpool out of the Champions League because it's funny, and also because Man Utd and Man City will pay what they need to get top talent regardless so I'd rather weaken those who can be weakened. Also, I think Man Utd will win the Europa, so I'd rather not have four other English clubs in the Champions League next season.
That said, I expect us, Liverpool and Man City to win this coming weekend leaving it impossible for Man Utd to finish above 5th.
United and City will attract the best players anyway and I suspect united will win the EL. Arse and Pool to miss out would be best for us, kills Arse and Pool will stick with Klopp and we'll see how his small squad deals with EL
First the outbreak of sympathy for that uber wanker Wenger and now some people are wishing for the goons to get in the top four. Behave! I think the altitude from being near the top of the league is going to some people's heads...
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