- Jul 12, 2011
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It's not the pitch being too small. It's that our players are too big.
We used to have a team full of midgets, and they were just the right size for the pitch. But we've been stupidly signing folks like Sandro and Paulinho, Vertonghen and others - big strapping lads. We need to re-home those players in a more suitable habitat, and replace them with miniature versions about JD's size. Apart from anything else, it's just cruel to keep them cooped up in somewhere too small for their needs, and lays us open to attacks from the Footballer Liberation Front.
We used to have a team full of midgets, and they were just the right size for the pitch. But we've been stupidly signing folks like Sandro and Paulinho, Vertonghen and others - big strapping lads. We need to re-home those players in a more suitable habitat, and replace them with miniature versions about JD's size. Apart from anything else, it's just cruel to keep them cooped up in somewhere too small for their needs, and lays us open to attacks from the Footballer Liberation Front.