On the other hand, I see that Chelsea and Manchester United have been vying with each other to get the sculptor Antony Gormley to memorialise Mourinho's respective cock-ups:He’ll either be gone by the end of next season with the squad gone all Lord of the Flies on us or we’ll win the treble and we’ll build a statue of him outside the new stadium in the Ancient Greek style, cock out.
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