Jose Mourinho

[PeeEyeEmPee]

I asked this in the match thread, but posting in here for conversation afterwards

As usual, the focus is on individual errors and/or limitations. But what is our actual gameplan as far as trying to score goals?

 

[neogenisis]

Fucking terrible football, I really cant see what Jose is trying to do week after week.

 

[LeParisien]

I‘m assuming this is one of those times where sarcasm doesn’t come through on paper?

I’d love it if we played with their verve and zip. Plucky side, on the front foot.

We have the players to be a much better side but they’re better coached than we are.

 

[fishhhandaricecake]

I dare one of you to tell me it’s the players fault. I dare you

So true mate. Not one Brighton player would get in our team, there is literally no excuse for this.

 

[dere911]

We have so many good attacking players but are being wasted. Mourinho is useless and has to go we beyond shit we still have that loser mentality. We are joke and pathetic club I’m disgusted

 

[fishhhandaricecake]

I asked this in the match thread, but posting in here for conversation afterwards

It’s very difficult to see apart from quick transitions their doesn’t seem to be much of an attacking plan at all.

 

[TheTanguy]

Outcoached by Parker, Klopp and Potter in recent weeks.

 

[jonnyp]

Sorry, but this cannot continue.

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

Fuck off.

 

[Soljah]

Jose out

 

[spids]

Had enough of his anti-football. Would rather see Sherwood blooding youngsters than watch Sissoko and Davies as WBs in a shitty system that is outplayed by Brighton.

 

[dtxspurs]

I say this with the utmost sincerity, go fuck yourself Jose Mourinho. Sack this useless overpaid has been.

 

[fishhhandaricecake]

So at HT against the team 17th in the league who haven’t won at home all season they’ve had 9 shots to our 1 and we are losing. It’s honestly laughable how people are still defending this.

 

[13VanDerBale13]

I just want our club back

 

[G Ron]

I’ve defended Jose consistently but something isn’t right here and this is dreadful. We cannot play these two wing backs as they offer fuck all going forward and so we’re essentially playing 5 at the back against Brighton!

We are clueless in transition, it’s either backwards sideways or whack.

It’s gonna be a long run from here to the end of the season boys ???

 

[Teddy Klinsmann]

Rafa is available. Bring him in for 6 months? Then go all our for Brendan or Nangelsmann in summer.

 

[cjbyid]

So, who do we reckon is next in charge?

 

[Strikeb4ck]

Just terrible. Gets worse and worse. We'd be bottom half if it weren't for Son and Kane's individual play. It's been well over a year now and don't think I've seen us put together a series of competent attacking movements in a match. This counterattacking thing is OK against two teams in this league (Liverpool/City), against anyone else our squad is way too good to be brought down to this drivel.

 

[Hoddle&Waddle]

Alot seems to have happened last 36hrs for you, you agreed with the first and winnered the 2nd fickle much?



On behalf of the club we thank you for continued *cough* support.


That's Friday ?

I ain't about spend anymore of my time pointing out the positives of Mourinho,not least because I dunno if it's Hoddle or Waddle replying.I'm not interested in justifying Mourinho his record speaks volumes.This season a cup final beckons,2nd best defense record I believe at time of posting.Harry and Son tearing up the record books for goals and assists,thumping utd at Old Trafford the famous lads its Tottenham fucking right it is, stick it in the history books joint biggest league home defeat.

That's before we delve into the usual suspects making mistakes and costing us.You and the other anti Mourinho keep repeating the same shit about style.What's that even mean? Seriously enlighten me.See I thought tactics and style interlinked so heres my interpretation of it....

My favored formation let's say matches Mourinho 4/3/3 want my DM to be the garbage man.With a competent CM to ensure great courier service front to back and vice versa.Need my AM on point have to get them oooh bust a nut throughballs to Kane,Sonny and improved 3rd forward option.

*rubs hands* positively salavating praise Thor I have a viking for DM halla fecking luya.Howay Joao give me the juicy bit whose my AM? top bollocks raring to go inform Bale Yatzee life is great.Ok so we got the starter of our defense to attack and we have our deserts it's all about that main dish.Hit me with it Joao it's lean mean fuckin ace machine Tanguy mofo N'Dombele.

"fingers clicking Jose wake up reality calling"

I'm Hojberg I just stuck a tackle n a half to retrieve this ball,don't need plaudits just doing my job.Right looking up now I see a team mate he has a man on him but i'm being harassed by the guy I just tackled need to release it.Short passes not a problem even the odd long one anyway tap, now he gazes to the recepient it's,it's Tanguy 3 paths availible to Tanguy

A) slaloms through the press off on the road to another assist
B) Tanguy feel's the prescence of the oppo hold's so Hojbjerg can better postion himself
C)I'm Tanguy they all know me,thick shithouse clatters him FK

All 3 scenarios result in pressure relieved

*quick flashback rewind*

Hojbjerg gazes up to recepient, Surprise mofo it's Winks.I'm dependable even shine on occasion a good lad no one can deny? Eh Pierre why so serious? You know what's coming,why the shocked face? Come on....crowd goes silent...pow straight in the kisser ball immediately returns to Hojberg who now has a Buy one get one free oppo player on him.Three scenarios play out here without fail. Ping pong to Winks and fail ,get tackled or booked preventing it or 3 lay back to CB and hope they're prepared.

Granted went off the trail there towards the end bit fantasist even,but then who's the one thinking this current squad can take Spurs to another level regardless of manager? Poch and Mourinho failed whose the wizard gonna wave that magic wand and fix us? The above is just one situation I have seen play out alot more often than i'd like,now chuck in the other 8/9 under performing stars and now you understand my resilience to backing those players over Mourinho.

Dont really get what your on about.

I stand by the posts I 'liked' and all my comments.

I think we have a core of 4 or 5 players that are top class. But I also think Mourinho should be getting more out of what we gave here when looking at what West Ham and Southampton have.

 

[Deleted member 27995]

So at HT against the team 17th in the league who haven’t won at home all season they’ve had 9 shots to our 1 and we are losing. It’s honestly laughable how people are still defending this.

There isn't a singular person anywhere on this site defending that first half.

Zero.

Zip.

Nada.

It was shit.