CosmicHotspur
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Lance Armstrong, swimmer!
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Not sure how competitive he can be with swimmings' accent on youthful vigour.
They don't bottle that, do they??
They don't bottle that, do they??
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Someone should check he isn't using an outboard motor.
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That's the first thing I thought too. He's probably going to have one rammed up his arse and break every world record there is
absolute bobbins
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Just been banned by FINA which is the Swimming Version of FIFA and not the Petrol Station people
CosmicHotspur
Better a wag than a WAG
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Yep! They don't want him either. What next I wonder... suggestions on a postcard please.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cycling/22023732
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I'd have thought he's tailor made for a job in the pharmaceutical industry.
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How about a pharmaceutical guinea pig?
Or he could be a bike postman for the US Postal Service - start on paying all that prize money back out to them of his salary. SHould only take a few hundred years.
Or he could be a bike postman for the US Postal Service - start on paying all that prize money back out to them of his salary. SHould only take a few hundred years.
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Thurgood: I'm here today because I'm addicted..to marijuana.
Rehab patient: You in here 'cuz of marijuana?! Man, this is some BULLSHIT!
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke.
Rehab patient: I seen him [do it]!
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: Now that's an addiction, man. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?
Thurgood: No, I can't say I have.
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: I didn't think so.
Rehab patient: Boo this man!
Rehab patient: You in here 'cuz of marijuana?! Man, this is some BULLSHIT!
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke.
Rehab patient: I seen him [do it]!
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: Now that's an addiction, man. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?
Thurgood: No, I can't say I have.
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: I didn't think so.
Rehab patient: Boo this man!
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Sepp Blatter could create an opening for Lance at FIFA - he seems an extremely forgiving sort of cove...
