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Nine while nine

Nine while nine

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aliyid said:
My god they'll pimp themselves out for anything... Who wants some Man Utd branded Motor Oil :LOL:

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Use Manchester United Motor Oil and you too can start off in 1st and move smoothly into 5th in the mere blink of an eye...
 
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PantherX

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Whatever is happening at United is scaring the Gooners badly enough that they refuse to get rid of Wenger.
 
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Kandi1977

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"So, I don't think there is a lot of distance between Tottenham and Manchester United, but the distance is in points. They have won more, they are scoring more and that's because they have more creative players.
"It's always the case. I have said in advance what we need and in my opinion I don't have a senior creative player. Everybody knows that."
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He's hardly had any creative players there. Poor him. Maybe if you tried to play your players in their best position?

What a moron! Us not getting him was a right all blessing! Major bullet dodged!
 
Shadydan

Shadydan

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"I have said in advance what we need and in my opinion I don't have a senior creative player"

Err yes you do Louis, you just play them in wrong positions ffs
 
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etchedchaos

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Shadydan said:
"I have said in advance what we need and in my opinion I don't have a senior creative player"

Err yes you do Louis, you just play them in wrong positions ffs
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Spends £100million in the Summer then moans he doesn't have a creative player, oh Louis, the irony is too sweet.
 
Sweech

Sweech

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Jun 27, 2013
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LVG - Always good for a completely mindless quote. I remember even at the beginning of this year when he said Manchester United still weren't "his team".

Mate, under your tenure you've sold 17 players, and bought 13, spending a quarter of a billion pounds in the process. If this isn't your team I'm really curious as to whose it fucking is.

I'm convinced LVG went to the Tim Sherwood school of mental mathematics.
 
Deathrod

Deathrod

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Feb 15, 2005
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This quote on Redcafe - made me laugh out loud..

"We matrix jumped spread eagle style in front of the LvG bullet that was meant for Spurs."

Please can someone make this into a video.....
 
brendanb50

brendanb50

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With Mourinho's last couple of stints, it'd be interesting to see what he can do at United, no guaranteed success as far as i can tell. The fact they have another season of LVG before he finishes up just leaves them open to another transitional, inconsistent season. Great for everyone else, misery for the United fans i;d imagine.
 
LSUY

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http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-F...-final-day-to-represent-x-men-characters.aspx

Manchester United's starting XI for the final Barclays Premier League match of the season against Bournemouth will walk out onto the pitch at Old Trafford accompanied by 11 children representing X-Men characters from the upcoming film X-Men: Apocalypse, due to be released in the UK on Wednesday 18 May.

Each of the 11 children will have the names of the X-Men characters on the back of their United shirts.
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So they're pimping out mascots to sponsors now.
 
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