Light Relief...

[StuckinPoland]

To get away from the Modric saga...

If Tottenham were to name the four stands after Tottenham legends, who would you pick?

I'd go with Nicholson, Greaves, Blanchflower and Hoddle

 

[TOPHOTSPUR]

i would go with
Tramezzani
Raziak
Grodas
Alnwick

 

[Real_madyidd]

Modric 1
Modric 2
Modric 3
and Stuart Nethercott

 

[Kushal]

Campbell
Berbatov
Modric
Carrick

 

[WhiteStripe]

West Stand - Has to be "The Bill Nicholson Stand" as its on Bill Nicholson Way.

East Stand - For me, "The David Ginola Stand" would be apt, considering the amount of times I saw him produce moments of genius running up and down its flanks.

South Stand - Its gotta be our record goalscorer "The Jimmy Greaves Stand".

North Stand - "The Luka Modric Stand" because he'll be sitting there next year.

 

[IanWrightsUglyWife]

Postiga
Atouba
Doherty
Freund

 

[defoe18]

Del boy
Rodney
Trigger
Grandad

 

[spursgirls]

West Stand - Has to be "The Bill Nicholson Stand" as its on Bill Nicholson Way.

East Stand - For me, "The David Ginola Stand" would be apt, considering the amount of times I saw him produce moments of genius running up and down its flanks.

South Stand - Its gotta be our record goalscorer "The Jimmy Greaves Stand".

North Stand - "The Luka Modric Stand" because he'll be sitting there next year.

Same, apart from the North stand would be the Glenn Hoddle stand.

I think the Modric one might have to be made a bench named after him. lol

 

[EastLondonYid]

Park lane..... 'noisy neighbours' stand

East stand...'heres looking at you Levy' stand

West stand....'quiet please' stand

Paxton rd.....'what about me' stand

 

[spursphil]

We could replace the Way Out or Exit signs with the word Modric, and trap 2 in the bogs could also be named the Modric trap. Trap 1 will always be Campbell's.

 

[wearetheparklane]

I've had the day off work today and so far have had 4 light reliefs. Can anyone top that so far today?

 

[chinaman]

Bill Nick, Danny Blanchflower, Jimmy Greaves, Dave MacKay.

 

[Mornstar]

Ginola, Modric, King .............and.....wait for it ............Goat

 

[Gassin's finest]

Corporate naming rights?

Persil
Holsten Pils
London 2012
Uncle Ben's - Making a meal of it

 

[MattyP]

Park Lane - Robbie Keane. Flaps arms a lot, makes a lot of noise, not as good as it once was.

Paxton - Jermaine Jenas. In theory should be good, but generally no one has a clue what they are doing apart from one game a year against Arsenal when they are quality.

Shelf - Jermain Defoe. Living off past glories, thinks they are better than they actually are, effective when their mind suits them otherwise spends too much time trying to fuck any woman that moves.

West Stand - Vedran Corluka. Half asleep, slow, people think they wouldn't be missed if they weren't there but probably stops the rest from falling down.

 

[smithym]

Park Lane - Robbie Keane. Flaps arms a lot, makes a lot of noise, not as good as it once was.

Paxton - Jermaine Jenas. In theory should be good, but generally no one has a clue what they are doing apart from one game a year against Arsenal when they are quality.

Shelf - Jermain Defoe. Living off past glories, thinks they are better than they actually are, effective when their mind suits them otherwise spends too much time trying to fuck any woman that moves.

West Stand - Vedran Corluka. Half asleep, slow, people think they wouldn't be missed if they weren't there but probably stops the rest from falling down.

:clap: quality

 

[tommo84]

Park Lane - Robbie Keane. Flaps arms a lot, makes a lot of noise, not as good as it once was.

Paxton - Jermaine Jenas. In theory should be good, but generally no one has a clue what they are doing apart from one game a year against Arsenal when they are quality.

Shelf - Jermain Defoe. Living off past glories, thinks they are better than they actually are, effective when their mind suits them otherwise spends too much time trying to fuck any woman that moves.

West Stand - Vedran Corluka. Half asleep, slow, people think they wouldn't be missed if they weren't there but probably stops the rest from falling down.

Quality. Repped

 

[tommo84]

I'd go with out greatest goalscorers:

Jimmy Greaves,
Bobby Smith,
Clive Allen,
Jamie Carragher

 

[wizgell]

Park Lane - Robbie Keane. Flaps arms a lot, makes a lot of noise, not as good as it once was.

Paxton - Jermaine Jenas. In theory should be good, but generally no one has a clue what they are doing apart from one game a year against Arsenal when they are quality.

Shelf - Jermain Defoe. Living off past glories, thinks they are better than they actually are, effective when their mind suits them otherwise spends too much time trying to fuck any woman that moves.

West Stand - Vedran Corluka. Half asleep, slow, people think they wouldn't be missed if they weren't there but probably stops the rest from falling down.

:rofl: That is spot on. Have some rep mate!!

 

[rebrab]

Can we have the MattyP stand, where there is lots of beer and prostitutes?