Lineker shites himself during Italia 90

[srups34]

You do realise this video is embedded in the opening post right?

:lol::lol:

 

[dimiSpur]

Considering I merged his post to the original thread, probably not

I was unaware of this, now I look like one of those Lineker turds, thanks Dougal :wink: :grin:

 

[Dougal]

I was unaware of this, now I look like one of those Lineker turds, thanks Dougal :wink: :grin:

Anytime :up:

 

[kelbray]

dougal's got my back, bitches :razz:

 

[Spurs_Bear]

This is literally one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

I cannot stop watching it without absolutely pissing myself.

No doubt I'll probably move onto films of girls shitting on each other soon.

 

[nailsy]

I think Wenger did the same thing when we played them the other week.

 

[mano-obe]

Has anyone got any close up pictures of the poo poo please?

Only joking I love the way he pushes himself along like dogs do to wipe cack off their arse

 

[sherbornespurs]

The image of crisp-eating Mr clean shattered!

It's like finding footage of the Queen Mother pissing her knickers whilst picking a winner at Cheltenham Races.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Y'know what, i think he did bloody well considering the circumstances. I know there was (and may well still be, i have no idea) a big press-blackout surrounding Mr Linekar since back then but to be able to literally shit your pants, in the middle of a massive field, in front of maybe 60,000 people, teammates, opposition, officials and a worldwide audience of bajillions and get away with it for all these years deserves a f*cking salute.

Watching it now it's actually quite obvious what he's doing. I do sort of wonder what i did think he'd done back then, but i was 14, so it probably involved wanking.

 

[EastLondonYid]

I do recall gary shitting himself on another occasion.....when he missed the pen for england to equal bobby charlton's record.....

 

[onthetwo]

bet he was relieved (wrong word i know) when they changed the kit to much baggier shorts

 

[spursgirls]

bet he was relieved (wrong word i know) when they changed the kit to much baggier shorts

And that he wasn't wearing white shorts! mg:

 

[Leachie]

Do you think he made his team mates smell his fingers in the dressing room after?

 

[mano-obe]

I think playing in shitty pants would put me off my game a lot

 

[StartingPrice]

I think playing in shitty pants would put me off my game a lot

This.

Especially in that material...imagine your shorts sticking to your legs as you run, and knowing it's poomg:

Not to mention the fliesEek

 

[Rocksuperstar]

I'm just wondering, it can't have had much consistency to it, it wasn't exactly a Cadburys Picnic. I also wonder what would've happened had he not sat down like that? Was it the motion of him landing on his arse that jarred the deposit loose, or did he do it and then sat down so he could disguise his premature parcel?

Imagine if it caught him by surprise and just dropped out the leg of his shorts as he jogged along, flopped lazily off his boot and onto the grass, it's shiny mahogony finish in stark contrast to the vivid green turf.

What a beautifully disturbing moment that would've been, and what a different image our Gary would have now :think:

 

[StartingPrice]

1) I'm just wondering, it can't have had much consistency to it, it wasn't exactly a Cadburys Picnic. I also wonder what would've happened had he not sat down like that? Was it the motion of him landing on his arse that jarred the deposit loose, or did he do it and then sat down so he could disguise his premature parcel?

Imagine if it caught him by surprise and just dropped out the leg of his shorts as he jogged along, flopped lazily off his boot and onto the grass, it's shiny mahogony finish in stark contrast to the vivid green turf.

What a beautifully disturbing moment that would've been, and 2) what a different image our Gary would have now :think:

1) :rofl:...:rofl:...:rofl:...:think:...I think you are dwelling on this to much, Thomalston, and will have difficulty sleeping tonight. Nursey, fetch the 'restrainer'Eek

2) The cat is well and truly out of the bag, now, the poor bugger will have no public rep left come Saturday night:grin:

 

[chinaman]

Given Crouch is slow slow, I think that would help if he occasionallyshits as he runs with the ball. That would make the defender chasing him laugh so much that he would not keep up and crouch would then go on to score.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Given Crouch is slow slow, I think that would help if he occasionallyshits as he runs with the ball. That would make the defender chasing him laugh so much that he would not keep up and crouch would then go on to score.

Given 3MP's height and the elevation of his arse compared to a human sized player, i dunno about laugh but they'd certainly not appreciate the skid marks on their shoulder.

 

[dimiSpur]

He took "I'm playing shit today" all too literally....