Most Annoying Player

[Nerine]

Actually. Fuck it.

Lump the whole city of Liverpool, the club, it’s players, the “fans”, the victim mentality, the protestations, the delusion, the rummaged bins and cars with wheels missing all in the fucking sea.

I have a burning, irrational hatred the size of a trillion suns for that cacophony of cringe.

LFC. You’ll never walk alone. No. Because someone will be stealing your wallet.

 

[chico]

Bellerin, the frock wearing sissy. Wear yer dress behind closed doors not on a catwalk you fringe.

 

[Nerine]

Feels good to vent.

 

[Nerine]

Martin Tyler.

 

[bigpalacios]

Walcott and Bernado Silva but Solksjaer is such an imposter, he looks like a kid who has won a competition to be Utd manager and he's somehow blagging it and the smugness on his face makes me fucking angry beyond belief.

 

[spurs mental]

Throw Richarlison in to the mix here too, mind you he'd likely fall over.

 

[PLTuck]

If we're including ex players then John Terry comes straight in a number 1.

Good defender, **** of a human.

 

[Trix]

Louis Suarez

 

[southlondonyiddo]

Mason Mount. Absolute ****

 

[Serpico]

Actually. Fuck it.

Lump the whole city of Liverpool, the club, it’s players, the “fans”, the victim mentality, the protestations, the delusion, the rummaged bins and cars with wheels missing all in the fucking sea.

I have a burning, irrational hatred the size of a trillion suns for that cacophony of cringe.

LFC. You’ll never walk alone. No. Because someone will be stealing your wallet.

I hate Scouse co commentators . I really do switch off the TV. McTwat and Spitting twat especially.

 

[Serpico]

most current refs

 

[razzmaster]

Jordan Pickford is another one.

Nothing at all against carpet fitters but he looks like he should be one

Looks more like a rug dealer

 

[Daytripper]

Just popping in to add Jorginho to the list. Another player with a punchable face and annoying run-and-skip penalty technique

 

[Flashp]

He's retired now, but I always hated Wayne Rooney, the troll faced fuck.

He always turned it on against us, and had to score the last goal at the old WHL. Fuck him in his entirety.

 

[Mouse!]

Four whole pages in and I can’t see a single mention of Jesse Lingard?

Even United fans find him insufferable.

 

[Japhet]

I find Mo Salah's diving quite insufferable. The slightest touch and his legs and arms turn to jelly and he collapses to the ground like one of those dancing flower thingys everybody used to have on their dashboards.

 

[rez9000]

This post gets a little blue and violent - be warned!

I'm with @Serpico - it'd probably be easier to ask me which players don't irritate the living piss out of me.

If I had to do a list, the top would probably be along the lines of:

• Mount - I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
• Maddison - Would enjoy watching him interacting with an iron girder... travelling at a fraction under the velocity of lightspeed.
• Gabriel Jesus - for precisely the reasons that @Nine while nine mentioned. To a T. What the fuck are you crying about???
• Bruno 'If the Wind Blows Too Strong, I'm Going Over' Fernandes. I want to clamp his face in a vice and slowly, painfully and individually pluck every wiry, pubic-esque beard hair out of his punchable, ratty face and shove them under his eyelids, one by one.
• Sterling - cannot stand him. If you use Gillette then I'm switching to Wilkinson Sword. If you use Skechers, I'm wearing Adidas. If you then wear Addias, then I'd rather GO BAREFOOT! ****!
• Luke 'Fat Fuck' Shaw - didn't much like him before, but after what he could have done to Lucas, I want him to fall into a pit. Lined with wooden stakes. That are covered in shit. With a Snickers bar he can't quite reach dangling in front of his face. For all eternity.
• Jamie Vardy - I honestly don't know why. I've not personally seen or heard anything that can account for why I dislike him, but I do. Interesting commentary about the racism - not seen that. What did he do?
• Trent Alexander-"My Name Is In Reverse"-Arnold - because of that

That's for the non-Bumenal lot. Within Arschloch FC, they all count, but the more egregious examples are (including those that aren't there anymore):

• Hector Bellendery - I- I- Just- Can't. The bile threatens to overpower the functioning of my brain whenever I see him, or hear him, or hear about him, or am reminded of his very existence.
• Guendouzi aka Sideshow Bob Mk II - get a fucking haircut!
• David Luiz - Sideshow Bob Mk I - get a fucking headcut!
• Szczesny - oh my God! I grind my teeth to the nub whenever that tool is mentioned.
• Ohboomerang - no, you're not the Black Panther. More a donkey on acid.
• Nasri - I'd never get tired of punching that face.

Finally, re Jack Wheelchair. Yes, he's annoying, but that, to me, is assuaged by the sheer comedy factor of what he laughably describes as his 'career'. The fact that he's achieved the square root of fuck-all is so sweet that it actually reduces his "annoyment" factor.

 

[yankspurs]

Why is there very little mention of Alonso? Guy should be in prison ffs. Fuck him.

Regarding Vardy, even his parents want nothing to do with him anymore & thats just a bad sign. Great player. Awful person. Awful wife,

Curve ball besides those already named: Harry Maguire. The mere sight of that slab head just annoys me. Awful defender too.

 

[Japhet]

Why is there very little mention of Alonso? Guy should be in prison ffs.

I think he's a pretty obvious one, much like Sczezny, Wilshere, Campbell, Terry, etc etc, but there's no point everybody clogging the thread up with the same names.

 

[riggi]

Kane.