Gold Movie Poster Thread and Photoshop (Resurrected and Continued)

[guiltyparty]

 

[Dougal]

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That Elliott Page fella might have overdone the meds.

 

[Barmy_in_Palmy]

That Elliott Page fella might have overdone the meds.

Of all the months to post a transphobic joke?


I’m sure the photo was take before he transitioned anyway.

 

[Dougal]

Of all the months to post a transphobic joke?

I’m not transphobic. I’ve still got my Optimus Prime.

 

[guiltyparty]

 

[chrissivad]

 

[Rocksuperstar]

NSR... Not even football related either, but it's amazing what happens when you're forced to sit in on a meeting "just in case you're needed", when you know full well you won't be needed. Three hours!

Just before the meeting started, people chin-wagging, someone mentioned they had porridge and banana, but how you have to add the banana last minute because, "Nobody likes warm banana"

Warm Banana.

I like that. Spent five minutes knocking up their debut album cover, "Udder Chaos";

Sent it to one of the dudes I get on with who was also in the meeting and he was curious what their second album was like. Indie bands often went a bit more pop, a bit mainstream, and so did Warm Banana, with that difficult second album, "Skinny Dipping";

Of course, that album hit the charts hard and Warm Banana were touring, but back in the studio, they were putting together a new minimalist, electronic sound and their third imaginary album, "Tres" went triple platinum.

High off the back of that success, the band went on a hiatus for a couple of years, to "find themselves" as they were ageing, and unfortunately their efforts to draw a heavier crowd with this new sound were not so well received. Their fourth album, "Ripe 4 Hell" didn't even make it into the imaginary top 100

Following that disaster, Warm Banana decided to call it a day, taking their most popular hits on tour one last time, before releasing their final album - a collection of their greatest hits - "Sundae Best (1991 - 2004)

And here ends the tale of the fictitious band Warm Banana - bosses who wonder why their staff are quiet in online meetings, this is the sort of shit you're paying us to do

 

[NinjaTuna]

NSR... Not even football related either, but it's amazing what happens when you're forced to sit in on a meeting "just in case you're needed", when you know full well you won't be needed. Three hours!

Just before the meeting started, people chin-wagging, someone mentioned they had porridge and banana, but how you have to add the banana last minute because, "Nobody likes warm banana"

Warm Banana.

I like that. Spent five minutes knocking up their debut album cover, "Udder Chaos";

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Sent it to one of the dudes I get on with who was also in the meeting and he was curious what their second album was like. Indie bands often went a bit more pop, a bit mainstream, and so did Warm Banana, with that difficult second album, "Skinny Dipping";

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Of course, that album hit the charts hard and Warm Banana were touring, but back in the studio, they were putting together a new minimalist, electronic sound and their third imaginary album, "Tres" went triple platinum.

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High off the back of that success, the band went on a hiatus for a couple of years, to "find themselves" as they were ageing, and unfortunately their efforts to draw a heavier crowd with this new sound were not so well received. Their fourth album, "Ripe 4 Hell" didn't even make it into the imaginary top 100

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Following that disaster, Warm Banana decided to call it a day, taking their most popular hits on tour one last time, before releasing their final album - a collection of their greatest hits - "Sundae Best (1991 - 2004)

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And here ends the tale of the fictitious band Warm Banana - bosses who wonder why their staff are quiet in online meetings, this is the sort of shit you're paying us to do

Which twat got rid of the Creative rating? That was marvellous

 

[guiltyparty]

NSR... Not even football related either, but it's amazing what happens when you're forced to sit in on a meeting "just in case you're needed", when you know full well you won't be needed. Three hours!

Just before the meeting started, people chin-wagging, someone mentioned they had porridge and banana, but how you have to add the banana last minute because, "Nobody likes warm banana"

Warm Banana.

I like that. Spent five minutes knocking up their debut album cover, "Udder Chaos";

View attachment 102829

Sent it to one of the dudes I get on with who was also in the meeting and he was curious what their second album was like. Indie bands often went a bit more pop, a bit mainstream, and so did Warm Banana, with that difficult second album, "Skinny Dipping";

View attachment 102830

Of course, that album hit the charts hard and Warm Banana were touring, but back in the studio, they were putting together a new minimalist, electronic sound and their third imaginary album, "Tres" went triple platinum.

View attachment 102831

High off the back of that success, the band went on a hiatus for a couple of years, to "find themselves" as they were ageing, and unfortunately their efforts to draw a heavier crowd with this new sound were not so well received. Their fourth album, "Ripe 4 Hell" didn't even make it into the imaginary top 100

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Following that disaster, Warm Banana decided to call it a day, taking their most popular hits on tour one last time, before releasing their final album - a collection of their greatest hits - "Sundae Best (1991 - 2004)

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And here ends the tale of the fictitious band Warm Banana - bosses who wonder why their staff are quiet in online meetings, this is the sort of shit you're paying us to do

The cigarette butt in the sundae ? ?

 

[chrissivad]

just a quick one, so not great

 

[sausage]

Also a crap/quick one that might be a bit niche

 

[chrissivad]

 

[aliyid]

 

[Vwbottom]

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Did you get this from twitter? Or did you do it and someone stole it from here?

 

[chrissivad]

From the Spence thread

 

[aliyid]

Did you get this from twitter? Or did you do it and someone stole it from here?

I’m a massive thief, would love to start creating these things but never have the patience or time to pull it together.

I do have many ideas though if anybody else wants to give them a go

Spoiler: Poster ideas

Bentancur - the reason we’ll be playing on Wednesday next season
LINK

Kulusevski - Unbearable weight of massive talent
LINK

Peresic-Davies-Dier-Romero-Royal star in 352
LINK

Hell I’d love to even be able to insert Romero’ beautiful face onto this…
LINK

 

[Vwbottom]

I’m a massive thief, would love to start creating these things but never have the patience or time to pull it together.

I do have many ideas though if anybody else wants to give them a go

Spoiler: Poster ideas

Bentancur - the reason we’ll be playing on Wednesday next season
LINK

Kulusevski - Unbearable weight of massive talent
LINK

Peresic-Davies-Dier-Romero-Royal star in 352
LINK

Hell I’d love to even be able to insert Romero’ beautiful face onto this…
LINK

Lol, nah was more concerned someone had nicked it from you.

 

[EireSpurs]

I’m a massive thief, would love to start creating these things but never have the patience or time to pull it together.

I do have many ideas though if anybody else wants to give them a go

Spoiler: Poster ideas

Bentancur - the reason we’ll be playing on Wednesday next season
LINK

Kulusevski - Unbearable weight of massive talent
LINK

Peresic-Davies-Dier-Romero-Royal star in 352
LINK

Hell I’d love to even be able to insert Romero’ beautiful face onto this…
LINK

Not the best attempt, but here you go:

 

[chrissivad]

 

[Insomnia]

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Excellent